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Motorcycle Forum / General / Sportbikes / June 2004Keith baby/ultrasound info. OT
for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a GIRL! we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for Katherine) Eva Keith. upon close inspection of the ultrasound i found that the little girl has my profile (poor thing!!) check this out!! http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm (i'm opting to have a c-section... ) ;)  SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" > for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a > GIRL! we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm Congrats Deb! That link isn’t working for me however. -- Scott >> http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm > > Congrats Deb! That link isnt working for me however. ... yep. it's rather odd to map the http port to a value of '90' - i tried the obvious ones, but none worked . Signature<< http://michaeljtobler.homelinux.com/ >> In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. >> for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a >> GIRL! we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > -- > Scott sh.t... i posted.. then turned off the host computer. DUH!! check it out now... http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm (it's not your average ultrasound pic!) Katherine is after my great-grandmother. she lived to be 104... and actually helped build the major roads in oklahoma just after it became a state. it's a a nice strong woman's name.. given to a nice strong woman. steve said he wanted to honor his mother with the middle name.. i told him "katy crazy-bitch-from-hell keith" didn't have a nice ring to it. ;) he didn't laugh as hard as i did. as a matter of fact i think i just got a "bemused" look. :) the un-lady-like cackling probably didn't help!! hahahahaha. it's not easy being your witty best.. without a receptive audience! ;) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >check it out now... >http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm LOL Pretty cool kid you got there Deb. Don Binns 84 - Virago 1000 http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/reeky.htm http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/ The salesman stopped into the road side diner for some breakfast. After the waitress asked for his order he told her he wanted four tires, a pair of headlights and two running boards. The puzzled waitress told the cook what the salesman ordered and the cook told her the salesman was asking for four pancakes, two eggs sunnyside up and a couple of strips of bacon. The waitress went out front and gave the salesman a bowl of beans. He said I why did you bring me this? I didn't order it. She said well since you have to wait for your car parts. I thought you might as well gas up. > >> for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a > >> GIRL! we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > (it's not your average ultrasound pic!) I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or tails of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) > Katherine is after my great-grandmother. she lived to be 104... and > actually helped build the major roads in oklahoma just after it became a [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > it's not easy being your witty best.. without a receptive audience! > ;) It's a bummer when no one appreciates good humor. ;) Congratulations on the soon-to-be-born daughter. Katy is a fine name. -- Sunny, E.O.B. #6 '02 XVS650A (Deerslayer) To reply, pkriders is domain. My daughter says we have 3 seasons in Texas: "Warm, hot and 'Flip it before it burns'." > I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or tails > of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) here... steve brought to my attention that i made it too small. (figures a man would point out that size DOES matter!!) http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/shes%20got%20my%20profile.jpg try this. :) >> it's not easy being your witty best.. without a receptive audience! >> ;) > > It's a bummer when no one appreciates good humor. ;) Amen... sister girl! > Congratulations on the soon-to-be-born daughter. Katy is a fine name. thank you...i can't tell you how excited we are. with a damn house full of testosterone i'm anxious to even out the ratio a bit! > -- > Sunny, E.O.B. #6 > '02 XVS650A (Deerslayer) > To reply, pkriders is domain. > My daughter says we have 3 seasons in Texas: > "Warm, hot and 'Flip it before it burns'." SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" > http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/shes%20got%20my%20profile.jpg > > try this. :) > >> it's not easy being your witty best.. without a receptive audience! > >> ;) > > > > It's a bummer when no one appreciates good humor. Hehehe... I knew it was a girl a mile away! > > Congratulations on the soon-to-be-born daughter. Katy is a fine name. > > thank you...i can't tell you how excited we are. with a damn house full of > testosterone i'm anxious to even out the ratio a bit! Debra--- Trust me, you'll get the daughter you deserve, and your mother will laugh at you. ; ) They ain't all sugar and spice, you know! If you take both my kids, they make a complete me: the boy is sweet, cerebral, gentle, intellectual, concerned with justice and equality, incredibly patient and caring for anyone who needs him, driven perfectionist for himself. My daughter is wild, aggressive, manipulative when she has to be, asserts herself to authority figures, emotional, hates anything frilly or "girly", prefers boy-short hair, calls anyone on their bullshit when the situation demands it, loves animals, kicks a.s in karate, is incredibly loyal, and wants to ride motorcycles. The boy plays violin in the school orchestra and writes scripts for and directs movies and short stories in his spare time. The girl wants to learn electric guitar and drums and is already writing songs for the garage band she's going to have in Jr. High.--four years from now! Guess which one is my "problem child"? ;) I wouldn't trade either of them for the world!!!! As far as ultrasound.... With my daughter we got the best view we could hope for, and even my untrained eye could see unmistakable "girl" parts. I showed my (now) ex the pictures and how clearly the relevant parts were visible. Still, when she was born, the umbilical cord emerged with her between the legs in such a way that his first reaction was to shout, "It's a boy!". You should've seen the look on his face when the midwife moved the cord and we both said together, "It's a girl." LOL!! Congrats, and I hope the rest of your pregnancy is uneventful and healthy. > If you take both my kids, they make a complete me: the boy is sweet, > cerebral, gentle, intellectual, concerned with justice and equality, [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Congrats, and I hope the rest of your pregnancy is uneventful and > healthy. oh Holly... being that i was once a little girl.. i'm on to the "sugar/spice" lie. ;).. i was SUCH a boy-girl that i looked like a boy well after puberty had started. i sort of pray for one of those... i am not equipped for the girly-girl type. though i hear they come pre-wired and it's something that can't be tampered with or changed. we'll see how this goes. ;) (my oldest boy sounds a little like yours. the younger one... is rough-boy. this kid always has the devil in his eyes!!) at first i was dreadfully scared it WOULD be a girl... but steve REALLY wanted a little girl. (he's a masochist!!) he really wanted the experience of both boys and girls. i am certain of several things... one..with my neurotic mothering style... i will damage her just this side of "totally screwed up". two... according to her father she will wear a burlap sack until she's 32. AND if anyone tries to touch her.. she is instructed to kick them square in the nuts. three... steve and i will raise her to understand there are no real defined male/female roles... and should anyone try to tell her differently she should kick them square in the nuts. four... girls can ride bikes JUST as well as boys. and should anyone try to tell her differently.. she should kick them square in the nuts. hey... we ain't the cleavers at this house... but our children are loved (occasionally to the point of causing pain!) :) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" > oh Holly... > being that i was once a little girl.. i'm on to the "sugar/spice" lie. ;).. Same here! That's why my mom has gotten many a chuckle out of my struggles with her. > i was SUCH a boy-girl that i looked like a boy well after puberty had > started. i sort of pray for one of those... i am not equipped for the > girly-girl type. > though i hear they come pre-wired and it's something that can't be tampered > with or changed. we'll see how this goes. ;) I don't believe anything's pre-wired except for some kind of basic reaction the child has to various emotions and stimuli. Most girls I know aren't too radically different from their moms: the girly-girls my daughter knows (and doesn't particularly like) have kind of "girly" mothers, while the girls she likes best are much more tomboyish and have moms that are down-to-earth or even tomboyish themselves. Also, having older brothers as important influences on her development will help downplay excessive "girliness" early in life, at least. Still, I admit I was sort of hoping for a girlier girl than I got. Not being one for frills and primping myself, I had sort of hoped I'd have a girl I could act out all the fanciness on that I didn't have patience to do myself-- matching mother-daughter clothes, etc. But when she started showing preference for ridiculously short hair, cool shoes, and motorcycles, I knew the apple hadn't fallen far from the tree! > (my oldest boy sounds a little like yours. the younger one... is rough-boy. > this kid always has the devil in his eyes!!) You've posted pictures of your boys and I remember one of them has that look in his eyes. They look like great kids. > one..with my neurotic mothering style... i will damage her just this side > of "totally screwed up". Is there any other style besides a neurotic mothering style? I mean, every now and then I meet these total earth mother types and wish I could be one, then I realize that they're probably just freaks of nature. ;) And, of course, mother-daughter relationships are... well.... whole schools of psychoanalytic theory are devoted to the topic, so I'd say neurosis is probably par for the course. ;) > two... according to her father she will wear a burlap sack until she's 32. > AND if anyone tries to touch her.. she is instructed to kick them square in > the nuts. You all could just move to Afghanistan or something. > three... steve and i will raise her to understand there are no real defined > male/female roles... and should anyone try to tell her differently she > should kick them square in the nuts. Well, as sympathetic as I am to the sentiment, I have to say that usually backfires. No matter how gender neutral you try to raise your kids, they pick stuff up. Depending on the kid, they can get really rigid if they feel their parents have been holding something back from them. I've seen kids with way more rigid ideas about gender than either of their parents, just because they see other families, watch TV, hear stuff from other kids, and start to come up with ideas that mortify their parents. I've found it helpful to explain what goes on in the world as it really is-- real ideas that people have about men and women that inform the things she sees going on around her, and explain why we do things the way we do in our household. Even so, she comes up with stuff from time to time that I just don't know where it came from. I've found that just being the strong-minded and independent mom I am (and that you seem also to be) has had a stronger influence on her anything anyone has ever said about gender roles. At some point, children strongly identify with the same-sex parent (this is supposed to resolve the Oedipal crisis), and if mom is a strong, independent woman, the daughter will strive to be one, too. > four... girls can ride bikes JUST as well as boys. and should anyone try > to tell her differently.. she should kick them square in the nuts. Amen!! > hey... we ain't the cleavers at this house... but our children are loved > (occasionally to the point of causing pain!) > :) That's what matters. :) > Same here! That's why my mom has gotten many a chuckle out of my > struggles > with her. (my mother will likely laugh wildly while smacking her knee...!) > I don't believe anything's pre-wired except for some kind of basic > reaction the child has to various emotions and stimuli. Most girls I > know aren't too radically different from their moms: the girly-girls > my daughter knows (and doesn't particularly like) have kind of "girly" > mothers, while the girls she likes best are much more tomboyish and > have moms that are down-to-earth or even tomboyish themselves. then mine... will dress slightly androgenous... and find flatulence amusing. :) > You've posted pictures of your boys and I remember one of them has > that > look in his eyes. They look like great kids. they are wonderful. to me. :) the oldest one is soo kind/sweet. (at times he's annoyed to not be the "only child" he was for 8 years..) here he is with his dog. he would die for this silly dog. it's sweet to watch them together. http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/michael%20and%20arthur%203.jpg the little one.. is mean and sweet at the same time. here he is with his older brother. they like to play this stupid game.. they both wear viking hats... and beat the crap out of each other with inflatable clubs. interesting game... yes?? http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/viking%20fight.jpg the funny part of it is... the look on tommy's face. innocent... yet.. so very NOT. ;) he hits harder than his brother. much much harder. i've always said that kids are just as they describe the raptors in Jurassic park... they are ALWAYS thinking... cunning and quick. in the movie-book the raptors are always testing the fence for weakness at feeding time when they lowered the goat over.... there are days... when i see that they are getting smarter than i am... and i feel a little bit like the goat. :) being the "cup half full" type...i see it as a sign of intelligence. Michael has always been a tough kid when it came to questions. he applies new knowledge to any number of things... we came home from the first Lord of the Rings movie...and he asked all the questions.... "are there such things as elves? fairies?? orcs??!" i thought i was dealing with a potential nightmare situation here so i told the then 9 year-old that there was, in fact, NO such thing as orcs and fairies..... without missing a beat... he said... "then who's been leaving money under my pillow... and WHERE are my teeth!?!?" i felt dizzy for a moment... and my ears rang for weeks. i'm sure that is just how the goat would feel. :) i was meant to have these guys... and i'm awful glad i did. > Is there any other style besides a neurotic mothering style? not if you do it right. ;) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" > here he is with his dog. he would die for this silly dog. it's sweet to > watch them together. > > http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/michael%20and%20arthur%203.jpg :) > the little one.. is mean and sweet at the same time. here he is with his > older brother. they like to play this stupid game.. they both wear viking > hats... and beat the crap out of each other with inflatable clubs. > interesting game... yes?? > > http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/viking%20fight.jpg Mine take their bean bag chairs and clobber each other until one of them starts to get really angry and I yell at them to quit. > the funny part of it is... the look on tommy's face. innocent... yet.. so > very NOT. ;) he hits harder than his brother. much much harder. The younger ones always hit harder. They have to because they're smaller. ;) > i've always said that kids are just as they describe the raptors in > Jurassic park... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > there are days... when i see that they are getting smarter than i am... and > i feel a little bit like the goat. :) LOL! Sometimes it's definitely like that. But then they get to the age where you tell them to take out the trash or clean up their room or run up to the store for milk... and they actually do it without fussing! Then you realize they're out of the raptor stage and are slowly moving up the evolutionary ladder. > Michael has always been a tough kid when it came to questions. he applies > new knowledge to any number of things... [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > the then 9 year-old that there was, in fact, NO such thing as orcs and > fairies..... > without missing a beat... he said... > "then who's been leaving money under my pillow... and WHERE are my > teeth!?!?" LOL! hehehe....I don't think my son ever believed in orcs or fairies, but Bat Boy, well, that's another story... ;) >>http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/shes%20got%20my%20profile.jpg >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > incredibly patient and caring for anyone who needs him, driven perfectionist > for himself. Gay, eh? > My daughter is wild, aggressive, manipulative when she has to > be, asserts herself to authority figures, emotional, hates anything frilly > or "girly", prefers boy-short hair, calls anyone on their bullshit when the > situation demands it, loves animals, kicks a.s in karate, is incredibly > loyal, and wants to ride motorcycles. Gay, eh? > The boy plays violin in the school > orchestra and writes scripts for and directs movies and short stories in his > spare time. Yep. Gay. > The girl wants to learn electric guitar and drums and is already > writing songs for the garage band she's going to have in Jr. High.--four > years from now! Yep. SignatureMark Johnson, Ft Worth; IBA#288; CM#1; EOB, DoD#2021; LPR#50 2003 FJR1300 "E²"; http://www.bikes-n-spikes.org BTW: <g> :-P >From: Bownse >Yep. Gay Could you be nice already? Didn't you realize you've wandered into alt.mcbabyshowers? >>From: Bownse > >>Yep. Gay > > Could you be nice already? Didn't you realize you've wandered into > alt.mcbabyshowers? the subject said ultrasound info "OT". pretty good indicator. it is OT. maybe you should go to... rec.cob-up-my-a.s :) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >From: Debra Keith >pretty good indicator. it is OT. Actually I thought the hooded newbie was right On Topic and pretty clever. Matter of fact, I've been sending it to the bike buds. >maybe you should go to... >rec.cob-up-my-a.s OK by me if your hubby ain't the jealous type. Hopefully it's pre-preg, never been one for the preg porn stuff myself. Just a suggestion hon, your a beautiful, healthy mother of young kids. Stop trying to be one of the bitter old men already. We all miss Bob, but you can't replace him. >>From: Debra Keith > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Stop trying to be one of the bitter old men already. We all miss Bob, > but you can't replace him. sorry... my estrogen is in overdrive. :) i'll retire now to alt.knocked-up-and-bitter ;) ps. steve got word today... that Bob is showing some interesting signs of life... his family went in to give him encouragement. it was the first time anyone has been allowed in.... and his blood pressure rose noticably during the encounter and lowered after. at least on a sub consious level he seems to be responding. he had to get a pacemaker...(2 actually) but i think he's responding in a way anyone that has gone through this sort of trauma would.. as always we're crossing our fingers like a big dog here. steve went up this morning and met with a bunch of the other canyon regulars.... we're all in a state of shock. my money is still on Bob. steve is going to post an update today.. SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >From: Debra Keith >and his blood pressure rose noticably during the encounter Just like a bitter old fart to get ancy with the family. When they gonna let the bikers by? >steve went up >this morning and met with a bunch of the other canyon regulars.... we're >all in a state of shock. I can understand how it would spook those of you with genuine responsibilities. Rasing a kid is serious biz and perhaps fun should play a back seat to posterity. For guys with less weight on their shoulders the old Indian phrase: "No day a good day to die, so today as good as any" applies. > > I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or tails > > of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > try this. :) Thanks, Deb (and Steve!), much better. If she takes after you, she'll be a cutie. :-) -- Sunny, E.O.B. #6 '02 XVS650A (Deerslayer) To reply, pkriders is domain. My daughter says we have 3 seasons in Texas: "Warm, hot and 'Flip it before it burns'." Congratulations. Reassembler >> I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or >> tails of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > try this. :) <snip> Congrats! You must have had some odd cravings a little while back ("Honey, where'd you put the bag of lightweight composite material? I could really use a snack...") SignatureNorse 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey >>> I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or >>> tails of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > ("Honey, where'd you put the bag of lightweight composite material? I > could really use a snack...") (i looked everywhere for carbon fiber!!) ;) thanks, Norse. i've noticed you haven't posted much lately.. i can't even hear the word haiku without thinking of you. :) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >>>> I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or >>>> tails of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > i can't even hear the word haiku without thinking of you. > :) Grocery stores usually put the carbon fiber on the shelf next to Metamucil. I hear that carbon fiber makes your poo incredibly light and durable (not to mention cool looking)! Last fall, my marriage of 13 years collapsed which kept me rather preoccupied through spring. The divorce was amicable and we settled all our custody and property issues without rancor. Even so, it was a rough few months. However, I'm back and once more reading ams and Reeky on a regular basis. SignatureNorse 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > Grocery stores usually put the carbon fiber on the shelf next to > Metamucil. I hear that carbon fiber makes your poo incredibly light and > durable (not to mention cool looking)! Sounds like poser poo to me. > Last fall, my marriage of 13 years collapsed which kept me rather > preoccupied through spring. The divorce was amicable and we settled all > our custody and property issues without rancor. Even so, it was a rough > few months. However, I'm back and once more reading ams and Reeky on a > regular basis. Ooh... sorry about that Norse, though I'm glad you're back and glad that it was amicable. Mine (~3 yrs ago) was not quite amicable, maybe you could call it "civil"... but just barely. I haven't spoken to her really since then, and have my doubts if she'd be able to be friendly to me today. She was mightily pissed when I left, but I think we're each far better off now than we would have been had we stayed together. I know I am, anyway. Welcome back. SignatureJamin Kortegard 2002 YZF-R1 / 2003 WRX "Hokey 600s and trackday usability are no match for a good literbike at your side, kid." - Michael >> Grocery stores usually put the carbon fiber on the shelf next to >> Metamucil. I hear that carbon fiber makes your poo incredibly light [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Welcome back. Thanks Jamin. My ex and I are getting along fine, much better than we were the last 6 months or so of our marriage. Truthfully, the last few years of our marriage were rough on both of us. I was of the mindset that miserable or not, marriage is forever. My ex didn't share my enthusiasm for misery and told me she was throwing in the towel last fall. It's been eight months now and the first 3 months were hell but things really started improving after that point. The last couple of months have been particularly good ( a good-looking woman that loves to ride with me has had a positive effect). :) SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > I was of the mindset that miserable or not, marriage is forever. My ex didn't > share my enthusiasm for misery and told me she was throwing in the towel last > fall. That sounds eerily familiar, but from the reverse angle. > It's been eight months now and the first 3 months were hell but things really > started improving after that point. The last couple of months have been > particularly good Good to hear. > ( a good-looking woman that loves to ride with me has had a positive effect). > :) They usually do. :) SignatureJamin Kortegard 2002 YZF-R1 / 2003 WRX "Hokey 600s and trackday usability are no match for a good literbike at your side, kid." - Michael >From: "Norse of Course" >I was of the mindset >that miserable or not, marriage is forever. I HATED the idea of marriage with the passion. I'm the furthest thing from a "traditional (conservative)" thinking indiviual you're liable to run across. My wife has been as batty as a loon and I've never lost my affinity for a bottle and hot bod. Nevertheless, I'd never trade her goofy butt for any other worldly treasure. For me I can't see it any other way than forever. >My ex didn't share my >enthusiasm for misery Wow, I never got that vibe from you at all. In fact, I always guessed you for a closet player tryin to pimp a certain Phoenix gal... >( a good-looking woman that loves to >ride with me has had a positive effect) Norse, you never struck me as a superficial f.ck, so don't let her looks trap you. Every male wants to plant their seed into a good looking recepient, but don't let her topical appearance drive you into a future of "trophy wife" regret". > >From: "Norse of Course" > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Nevertheless, I'd never trade her goofy butt for any other worldly treasure. > For me I can't see it any other way than forever. Good for you, Saddle. I wish you many years of happiness together. > >My ex didn't share my > >enthusiasm for misery > > Wow, I never got that vibe from you at all. My ex and I kept our problems to ourselves. > In fact, I always guessed you for a closet player tryin to pimp a certain > Phoenix gal... Well Huggy Bear, I don't know about pimpin' and all that shiznit but I do know that there is a certain Phoenix gal that's one of the funniest people I've run across on usenet. > >( a good-looking woman that loves to > >ride with me has had a positive effect) [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > don't let her topical appearance drive you into a future of "trophy wife" > regret". Of course I'm not a superficial f.ck, I ride an SV650 for cryin' out loud. In addition to being good-looking, she's smart, she has a good career (she's an RN), and she's really funny. Hell, she's three years older than me. If anything, I'm her boy-toy. (Yes, I know I'm 37 and too old old to be a boy-anything but just humor me). SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > >From: "Norse of Course" > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Nevertheless, I'd never trade her goofy butt for any other worldly treasure. > For me I can't see it any other way than forever. Good for you, Saddle. I wish you many years of happiness together. > >My ex didn't share my > >enthusiasm for misery > > Wow, I never got that vibe from you at all. My ex and I kept our problems to ourselves. > In fact, I always guessed you for a closet player tryin to pimp a certain > Phoenix gal... Well Huggy Bear, I don't know about pimpin' and all that shiznit but I do know that there is a certain Phoenix gal that's one of the funniest people I've run across on usenet. > >( a good-looking woman that loves to > >ride with me has had a positive effect) [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > don't let her topical appearance drive you into a future of "trophy wife" > regret". Of course I'm not a superficial f.ck, I ride an SV650 for cryin' out loud. In addition to being good-looking, she's smart, she has a good career (she's an RN), and she's really funny. Hell, she's three years older than me. If anything, I'm her boy-toy. (Yes, I know I'm 37 and too old old to be a boy-anything but just humor me). SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey >> In fact, I always guessed you for a closet player tryin to pimp a >> certain Phoenix gal... > > Well Huggy Bear, I don't know about pimpin' and all that shiznit but I > do know that there is a certain Phoenix gal that's one of the funniest > people I've run across on usenet. (courtsy) why... thank you. most folks never understand two people bonding over a common fecal fetish. :) they always see the poop talk as flirting... go figure. :) (you are the king of usenet poop-talk!) >> >( a good-looking woman that loves to >> >ride with me has had a positive effect) > Of course I'm not a superficial f.ck, I ride an SV650 for cryin' out > loud. In addition to being good-looking, she's smart, she has a good > career (she's an RN), and she's really funny. Hell, she's three years > older than me. If anything, I'm her boy-toy. (Yes, I know I'm 37 and > too old old to be a boy-anything but just humor me). she sounds like the perfect gal... you should get her to ride her own bike, however. ;) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >>> In fact, I always guessed you for a closet player tryin to pimp a >>> certain Phoenix gal... [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > a common fecal fetish. :) they always see the poop talk as > flirting... go figure. :) I guess I can understand how people might get the wrong impression. Poop is often used in a romantic context. Shakespeare did it in "Romeo and Juliet" when Juliet calls out, "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore are thou Romeo?" Romeo answers, "I'm pooping." > (you are the king of usenet poop-talk!) Some people are gifted with a talent for math or music. Others are naturally skilled craftsmen, able to create wonders with their hands. All of those talents are nice but let's face it, they are BORING. I guess I just got lucky with my gift for poop talk. >> Of course I'm not a superficial f.ck, I ride an SV650 for cryin' out >> loud. In addition to being good-looking, she's smart, she has a good [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > she sounds like the perfect gal... you should get her to ride her own > bike, however. ;) If she wants to get her own bike someday, I'll do everything I can to help her but so far, she doesn't want to ride her own bike. Being the kind and caring man that I am, I have generously offered to chauffer her around on any motorcycle she might choose to buy me. SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > I guess I can understand how people might get the wrong impression. > Poop is often used in a romantic context. Shakespeare did it in "Romeo > and Juliet" when Juliet calls out, "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore are thou > Romeo?" Romeo answers, "I'm pooping." ahh... the classics. one of my favorites was Aesop's lesser-known fables... The a.s And The Grasshopper AN a.s having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, "The DOO." The a.s resolved that he would live only upon DOO, and in a short time died of hunger. (and very bad breath!) AND.. a bit of literary trivia for the die-hard er... trivia-monger the original title of edgar allen poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart" was actually... "the tell-tale FART".. but his publisher said it would never be accepted by the masses. curses!! >> (you are the king of usenet poop-talk!) > > Some people are gifted with a talent for math or music. Others are > naturally skilled craftsmen, able to create wonders with their hands. > All of those talents are nice but let's face it, they are BORING. I > guess I just got lucky with my gift for poop talk. i see poop talk... as a craft of it's very own. unfortunately, it has a much smaller following than say... contemporary art... or woodworking... but if it were something i could make a living at... i would aspire to be the yankee carpenter of poop talk. ;) (of course, you would be bob villa...) steve has a gift with words of the fecal, himself. what do you think won my heart!!??! ;) deb >>>>> I saw it last night and agian now... I still can't make heads or >>>>> tails of the pic. Maybe it's my eyes? ;-) [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > Metamucil. I hear that carbon fiber makes your poo incredibly light and > durable (not to mention cool looking)! my favorite is the "citrus" flavored carbon fiber. and you are CORRECT about the durability/lightness. hell, i've long since replace my tin-foil hat with one made of light and durable poo. it kinda stinks.. when it rains. ;) > Last fall, my marriage of 13 years collapsed which kept me rather > preoccupied through spring. The divorce was amicable and we settled all > our custody and property issues without rancor. Even so, it was a rough > few months. However, I'm back and once more reading ams and Reeky on a > regular basis. OUCH. i'm sorry to hear that. 13 years!? it's a tough row... it really is... especially when there are children. at some point i hope you and the ex can become friends. i must admit... i like my ex much better now that i don't have to live with him!! i've decided divorce isn't an option this time... but steve should get worried if he notices lots of independent life insurance policy info around the house!! ;) i will recommend something uplifting and fun to cheer you.... you have to get this album. one of the reviews said it was "better than any anti-depressant he'd tried" and he was bi-polar. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004R7LO/qid%3D1088115081/sr%3D11- 1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-2703722-9869625 it's the brak album!! (the space ghost sidekick... remember?) buy it!! (or download it from your favorite peer-to-peer site... ahem!) i've given copies (legitimate copies for you record labels out there!) to 3 folks that i know would appreciate it... and they sing the song for months. there aren't very many people i know... that would appreciate the humor... but i suspect you're one of them. :) he says poo several times..and calls flatulence "cuttin' muffins" there is also a catch-y tune with the chieftans. you, Norse... will love it. :) SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >> Grocery stores usually put the carbon fiber on the shelf next to >> Metamucil. I hear that carbon fiber makes your poo incredibly light [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > you have to get this album. one of the reviews said it was "better > than any anti-depressant he'd tried" and he was bi-polar. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004R7LO/qid%3D1088115081/sr%3D11- > 1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-2703722-9869625 > > you, Norse... will love it. > :) Oh dear. Deb, the Carbon Fiber Poo is meant to augment the tinfoil, NOT replace it. To build the absolute best Deflector Of Psychic Energy Hat (DOPE Hat) , you'll need a roll of tinfoil, a bag of shredded carbon fiber, a jar of peanuts (added protection) and a can of corn (just for that extra sparkle). If you want to avoid the whole problem with rain, just apply a layer of plastic wrap over the poo. So, it's tinfoil, poo, and then plastic wrap. Got it? I'd post a pic but camera energy is bad for DOPE Hats. The Brak album looks like it would suit me to a T, thank you for the recommendation. SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > Oh dear. Deb, the Carbon Fiber Poo is meant to augment the tinfoil, > NOT replace it. To build the absolute best Deflector Of Psychic [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > The Brak album looks like it would suit me to a T, thank you for the > recommendation. i can't believe i've been unprotected in such a way!! what was i thinking?!?! though.. i have to tell you a few things... sesame seeds are a fabulous bonding additive to the poo as well. i saved the corn for my "formal" poo hat. you don't wanna show all the poo-hat "bling" at once. so my casual look is more nuts/seeds. corn only with the little black dress. yes, i like to throw on grandma's pearls... and put my hair in what i call... a little "up-DOO". (a helpul hint... if you own small dogs never take a nap while wearing your poo hat... little dogs just can't resist.) here's a picture of our dog with my oldest son... we call him, the dog, "sewer breath"_ http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/michael%20with%20arthur%20small.jpg SignatureDebbie Keith 2002 Daytona "Buell rhymes with Stool" >> Oh dear. Deb, the Carbon Fiber Poo is meant to augment the tinfoil, >> NOT replace it. To build the absolute best Deflector Of Psychic [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > http://members.cox.net/debbiekeith/michael%20with%20arthur%20small.jpg Your formal occasion hair-doo sounds enchanting. I'm sure that you're the belle of the bowel. For myself, I feel like corn is fitting for every social situation so I'm seldom seen without corn in my poo-hat. People often ask me, "Gosh, are you going to a wedding today? You're looking quite fancy." Quite frankly, it may be a look that's a bit too formal for most folks but I feel like I can pull it off. Your son and Sewer Breath look quite happy together. Speaking of kids, dogs, and sewer breath...this is one of my faves - http://makeashorterlink.com/?P25E166A8 SignatureNorse - http://photos.yahoo.com/sv650viking 00 SV650 DoD# 2338 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey > sh.t... i posted.. then turned off the host computer. > DUH!! [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > it's not easy being your witty best.. without a receptive > audience! ;) WAHAHAH…if she’d take off that lid I could see if she “really” looked like you! Kids these days. Cute, Deb ;^) -- Scott >for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a GIRL! >we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for Katherine) Eva >Keith. Congrats Deb. Her name has a nice ring to it.. >upon close inspection of the ultrasound i found that the little girl has my >profile (poor thing!!) She will be every bit as good looking as her Mother >check this out!! > >http://68.2.153.35:90/katy/index.htm > >(i'm opting to have a c-section... ) >;) And that is more information than I needed. ;-) Don Binns 84 - Virago 1000 http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/reeky.htm http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/ The salesman stopped into the road side diner for some breakfast. After the waitress asked for his order he told her he wanted four tires, a pair of headlights and two running boards. The puzzled waitress told the cook what the salesman ordered and the cook told her the salesman was asking for four pancakes, two eggs sunnyside up and a couple of strips of bacon. The waitress went out front and gave the salesman a bowl of beans. He said I why did you bring me this? I didn't order it. She said well since you have to wait for your car parts. I thought you might as well gas up. Too cool!! Congrats!! > for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a GIRL! > we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for Katherine) Eva [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > (i'm opting to have a c-section... ) > ;) > for those of you that don't know... we found out we're having a GIRL! > we're pretty excited.... we're naming her Katy (short for Katherine) Eva [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > (i'm opting to have a c-section... ) > ;) Hi Debbie, through all this sorrow, there is a light shining. I can see your light all the way over here! Bless you and Steve. Love Coleman |
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