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To the blithering Hardley riders....

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Troy the Troll - 17 Apr 2005 22:28 GMT
who jammed up a perfectly nice canyon ride to the point where you were
backing up even the lame a.s cagers....

Its polite to move over when going 5 under the limit...not everyone is held
back by a 2 degree lean angle limit....

While cool to gas it into every corner to listen to the backfires when you
then slam the throttle closed and in a near panic stab at the brakes...it is
distracting to those of us who aren't that incompetent.

When Honda Civics on a downhill run are piling up behind you, waiting for
you to gain competence or crash through lack of it, you should take this as
a clue....

Couldn't you have pulled over and POLISHED something so those of us with an
interest in running through some corners could have?

Oh yeah...and the new oil helps it shift better again...just like I was
hoping. But the entire canyon ride was a waste because of these
incompetents. When cruiser riders want to site-see there way through a
perfectly wonderful twisty road they might as well stop all traffic at both
ends of the road, it would make more sense than allowing these slowly moving
road blocks to act like they know how to ride....if there had been bicycles
around THEY would have been passing everyone...
B. Peg - 17 Apr 2005 23:00 GMT
Why post it here?  We all know that.

Try posting in a Harley newsgroup.  Feedback may be...ummm...interesitng.

B~
Troy the Troll - 17 Apr 2005 23:21 GMT
> Why post it here?  We all know that.
>
> Try posting in a Harley newsgroup.  Feedback may be...ummm...interesitng.

I was riding a sportbike when I got hung up behind one of the larger groups
of blithering idiots I've been caught behind lately. Several years ago, I
got caught behind another group, and this group did better than that group,
imminent crashing wise anyway, no one ran off the road, while the entire
group might have been newbies they didn't have any obvious signs other than
going so damn slow.

And, who gives a rats a.s what the Hardley riders think, THEY were the ones
causing the problem in this particular canyon, on this particular afternoon.
Saddlebag - 17 Apr 2005 23:25 GMT
>>Why post it here?  We all know that.
>>
>>Try posting in a Harley newsgroup.  Feedback may be...ummm...interesitng.
>
> I was riding a sportbike when I got hung up behind one of the larger groups
> of blithering idiots I've been caught behind lately.

It's called a throttle. Twist it back gradually and one by one you'll
watch the Harleys disappear in your wake.
Troy the Troll - 17 Apr 2005 23:54 GMT
>>>Why post it here?  We all know that.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> It's called a throttle. Twist it back gradually and one by one you'll
> watch the Harleys disappear in your wake.

Well sure...if I had a big urge to be a raging prick I would have picked
them off individually on every double yellow, 50' long straight
available...you gotta understand saddle, this was a nice canyon, not one of
those ohio type roads where there is a corner at the end of some long
straight, I would have had to pass around corners, on the other side of the
double yellow....and I could have...but DAMN why should I? The local cagers
after a corner or two pull out for bikes as well as other cages, these guys
were just plain being rude.
krusty kritter - 18 Apr 2005 00:19 GMT
> who jammed up a perfectly nice canyon ride to the point
> where you were backing up even the lame a.s cagers....

The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
dangerously, anyway?

Well, Troy, you know that there's a difference in attitude between
sportriders and cruiser riders. The sportriders will tell you that they
like the feeling of speed and control, and enjoy the adrenaline rush,
and then they enjoy bench racing and talking to their buds for half an
hour about how they went really, really, really capital-F FAST! for
five minutes...

Talk to a Harley rider or a cruiser rider and they'll tell you that
they ride to relax, and you can also see that a cruiser ride is a sort
of social event/parade affair where it's about showing off your ride
and checking out everybody else's ride and checking out the women in
the tight jeans and leather chaps, and it's just a whole different
Sunday Ride to them...

They're not out there practicing Motorcycle Safety Foundation "drills"
or working on their "throttle control", they're just enjoying having
their face in the sun and wind and wonder why those crazy fools on
their crotch rockets are in such a hurry to die, anyway...

When I go out on a Seymour Rhodes tour over a few mountain ranges to
the coast and then back through beautiful valleys heading home on my
sportbike, I'm usually expecting to do at least 300 miles and I'm
planning to survive my day trip so I can keep on daytrippin'...

And I see experienced Harley riders that are riding as fast as I want
to go, seeing as how I know where the CHP is likely to be laying in
wait, so I don't want to be outstanding by passing all the HD riders
and cruisers five or ten at a time. Usually if it's a pack of men on
HD's or cruisers, they will be going fast enough...

But, when they have women solo riders along, they will tend to ride
slower so as not to scare the women and let them gain experience so
they can ride a little bit faster later...

I remember coming up on a pack like that, males and females riding
almost parade style, doing 50 in a 55 on an ag road where the drivers
of pickup trucks are likely to be driving 75 or 80 mph. And, as I
passed part of the pack, I expected to duck into their ranks and let an
oncoming car go by. But, just as I thought I was going to duck in, one
of the girls on an HD moves over to block me!

I don't think it was an intentional act on her part, it was probaly an
uncoordinated raction to having an a.shole on a crotch rocket come up
alongside her at 85 mph...

I had to white knuckle the double yellow and the oncoming car had to
ride the shoulder. I didn't get mad either, I figured it was mostly my
fault for wanting to pass the whole HD parade at one time and not
allowing a mile of clear space to do it...

Usually when I come up behind cruisers and HD's while feeling my
Cheerio's, I will slow down and follow them for a mile or so, and they
will usally make room. About the time I pass, I need to remember to
check six for the a.shole on an R1 that's playing Ricky Racer and going
twice the speed limit with visions of Laguna Seca dancing in his
head...

The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
dangerously, anyway?
Troy the Troll - 18 Apr 2005 01:48 GMT
>> who jammed up a perfectly nice canyon ride to the point
>> where you were backing up even the lame a.s cagers....
>
> The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
> dangerously, anyway?

Unfortunately, today, no one was riding dangerously. Not them, not me, they
were just going SLOW...REAL slow.

> Well, Troy, you know that there's a difference in attitude between
> sportriders and cruiser riders. The sportriders will tell you that they
> like the feeling of speed and control, and enjoy the adrenaline rush,
> and then they enjoy bench racing and talking to their buds for half an
> hour about how they went really, really, really capital-F FAST! for
> five minutes...

I didn't want to go FAST for 5 minutes, I just wanted a reasonable speed
down the canyon today, and that could ahve been achieved behind a local in
his cage....some of them whip through the corners quite nicely.

> The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
> dangerously, anyway?

Today, no one was being dangerous. But I would have liked to have the CHOICE
to do so.
krusty kritter - 18 Apr 2005 03:12 GMT
> Unfortunately, today, no one was riding dangerously. Not them,
> not me, they were just going SLOW...REAL slow.

Huh? How would it be "fortunate" for the everybody on the road if
somebody *was* riding dangerously?

> I didn't want to go FAST for 5 minutes, I just wanted a
> reasonable speed down the canyon today, and that could ahve
> been achieved behind a local in his cage....some of them
> whip through the corners quite nicely.

Evidently, a bunch of HD riders thought what they were doing was
reasonable and you didn't, but they were ahead of you, and you reasoned
that it would be unsafe to pass them. So everybody turned out to be
reasonable people and you all got home safely and nobody called the
cops to say there's a rider down in the canyon and the cops were happy
that they didn't have to send the meat wagon out to pick any reasonably
dead body up...

> Today, no one was being dangerous. But I would have liked to
> have the CHOICE to do so.

Couldn't you just fantasize about doing something dangerous on your
Sunday ride? Hold back on the real dangerous stuff until you get to a
track day?

I've been doing Monday rides and Friday rides for years now, to avoid
all the heavy Sunday driver traffic, Harley parades and Ricky Racer
insanity. I also miss the special enforcement activities that occur
around the MC watering holes...

It works out well in some respects, I have the roads pretty much to
myself, but I don't see many riders out during the week,unless they are
commuting...

In the city, I timed my ride outbound and back home to avoid the heavy
commuter traffic, like 250K cagers parked on the Vebtura freeway
between 3 PM and 6 PM...

Out here in the country, there's a lot less of that kind of traffic,
but there's more heavy trucks and agricultural equipment and people
driving out of muddy fields onto the pavement and leaving big clods of
dirt. So I still take it easy, pretty much sticking to the speed
limits....
~kurt - 18 Apr 2005 05:50 GMT
> Evidently, a bunch of HD riders thought what they were doing was
> reasonable and you didn't, but they were ahead of you, and you reasoned

No, I remember quite a few rides into the mountains by Denver being ruined
by HD riders because they were going well under the speed limit.  These
were your weekend warrior yuppies, or mid life crisis fools who bought
a HD because they don't have anything better to do.  It is one thing
to stick with the speed limit, or just a hair above that.  I don't expect
anyone to exceed the speed limit so I can have some fun, although
I do appreciate it when cages make it easy for me to get by.  But these
fools would quite often be cruising at 20 or 25 mph in a 35 to 40 mph zone -
and they were in no danger of running out of ground clearance.  If they
are that incompetent, they should stay out of the mountains.  And even
worse, they would ride in these huge packs that were damn near impossible
to get around.

- Kurt
krusty kritter - 18 Apr 2005 16:38 GMT
> No, I remember quite a few rides into the mountains by
> Denver being ruined by HD riders because they were going
> well under the speed limit.

I remember being scared by packs of squidly Ricky Racers on the popular
Angeles Crest Highway. While I happen to like the *style* of
sportbikes, I don't necessarily believe that I have to see how fast I
can take every corner, and I can respect the rights of the riders ahead
of me, who are taking their turn at the road we all must share
peacefully...

I see now reason to troll Harley riders, either. While I've never owned
a Harley, I have ridden Sportsters and might even buy a Harley someday
to see what that is all about first hand. I was thinking about building
a grungey-looking Big Twin so nobody would accuse me of being a RUB...

I don't see much wrong with a group of riders on any kind of motorcycle
heading up into the mountains at a sedate pace to enjoy the scenery and
some socializing. It's far less dangerous than having a group of riders
engaging in a road race on public roads where there's a mountain on one
side and a cliff on the other...

The remark about slow HD riders reminds me of an Angeles Crest Highway
sportrider who wrote an angry letter about being forced to slow down
and follow a line of movie studio trucks and cars being escorted up the
ACH by two CHP units...

In his mind, the mountain road was a place to play, the pavement and
the corners were why he was there, he could care less about the
mountain scenery and the ski resorts that the ACH had been built to
access...

The sportrider really really really wanted to play on the ACH, but the
officer in the lead unit didn't pull over into one of the turnouts and
signal the trucks to pull over for the rider who was getting more and
more incensed. The rider was flashing his lights and beeping his horn,
expecting everybody to get out of his way so he could have "fun" on the
road, according to his perceptions of what the highway was for...

Didn't everybody just "know" that the ACH was "racer road?" What was
*wrong* with those slowpokes, anyway...

So the sportrider followed the caravan of trucks and the two CHP units
to their destination, the place where they were going to set up a movie
shoot, and the sportrider angrily approached the lead CHP
unit and demanded that the officer *cite himself* for violation of the
CVC section that said slow traffic must use the turn outs when more
than 5 vehicles are being held up...

Of course, the officer didn't write himself up, but the upset sportbike
rider fired off an angry letter to the local Free2Wheel
motorcycle newspaper where it was answered by a motorcycle officer who
explained that the officers were escorting the caravan for their safety
and for the safety of other motorists using the ACH...

Over the years, many mountain roads have gained popularity in the
motorcycling press because of their technically challenging corners,
smooth pavement, traffic and general isolation, and these roads have
become known as "racer road" to the sportbike community...

When accident statistics begin to increase, so does law enforcement,
and then even law-abiding motorcyclists like myself become targets for
the special enforcement activities...

I started driving on the ACH in 1961. I rode a motorcycle on the ACH in
1967 for the first time. The road was almost deserted for years.

I could ride for hours and see very few people. The few who did go up
into the mountains were interested in the mountain scenery, Mt. Wilson
observatory, and used the road to go to the ski resorts in winter. They
weren't interested in seeing how fast they could go, but, if they were
using the road to actually go to another town, they were headed for the
little mountain community of Wrightwood, or
they were headed for the desert towns of Palmdale and Lancaster...

Then, about 1976, the editors of Cycle magazine decided that their old
"racer road", Mulholland Highway, which had been convenient for them to
test their sportbikes and roadracers on, was getting too much law
enforcement "heat". So they started talking about the ACH, describing
it as a "perfect" road, one that was even manicured by CalTrans, whose
trucks would scoop all the rocks off the road every day...

But, for a long time the ACH had been known as a place to ride fast
without much risk of a citation. It was a fairly well kept secret
amongst magazine writers and their followers and the motorcycle clubs
which didn't have many members...

But, a secret road can't be kept secret when the magazines start
blabbing about it and our "sport without a venue" grew rapidly until
there were hoardes of riders on the ACH trying to go fast, weaving in
and out of lines of cruiser and touring riders, and doing risky double
yellow line passes on cars and campers filled with people going to the
mountains to enjoy the views and perhaps go camping...

Those people couldn't understand why the sportriders were riding so
fast and dangerously. The ambulance drivers and air rescue teams in
helicopters wondered what would get into the heads of crazed
sportriders who had to be transported out of the mountains, not once,
but several times...

And soon the ACH had all sorts of Ricky Racers squidding around and the
special enforcement activiities began. I remember a photograph in the
Los Angeles Times that showed a CHP officer standing in the middle of
the highway with his left hand up, motioning some squids on RD-350's to
stop, while in his right hand he was holding his service revolver. That
was back about 1981...

I began avoiding the ACH on weekends because I didn't want the hassle
from the CHP's. I would ride there during the week and I would spot
flower decorated crosses along the road where riders had died in
senseless accidents and I would see the signs of gasoline spills and
scrapes on the asphalt where riders would slide over the side and I
would see the marks where motorcycles had knocked the bark off of pine
trees, and I would stop and check out the holes where some unrescued
sport rider might be lying helplessly, having been unnoticed for a few
days...

I remember stopping to watch a helicopter rescue team hauling a rider
off the the hospital and tow trucks were pulling two motorcycles out of
the canyon below Squid's Leap, a well known scene of many motorcycle
crashes. The two riders had been Ricky Racing and the second one
followed the first right over the cliff at the decreasing radius
off-camber turn...

Somebody pointed out a third motorcycle down in the canyon. One of the
responding officers said that motorcycle went over the cliff the
previous day...

And, of course there are families who want to take their kids and their
kids' friends and their aunts and uncles and nieces and nephews and the
whole extended family to the mountains and they can't get all those
people into one car, so they caravan to the mountains in a Chevy
Chase-like disorganized group situation. But they usually don't leave
the house before about 11:00AM, they can get everybody moving earlier,
and they will be returning home with at least a few beers in them
around sunset, so obviously the time to enjoy a popular mountain area
is before 11:00 AM...

The adaptation of many sportriders for years has been to get up early
and do the "crack of dawn" Sunday ride, get 'er done by 10 AM,
get home and either take the old ball-and-chain to the mall for some
shopping to quiet her down, or settle into the sofa with beer and
pretzels and watch sports on the TV...

> These were your weekend warrior yuppies, or mid life crisis
> fools who bought a HD because they don't have anything better
> to do.

The philosophy towards differences in speed preferences has been,
"If you want to go faster than me, you must be CRAZY. If you want to go
slower than me, you must be STUPID."

In a person's life, he will often be considered "crazy" to some, and
"stupid" to others. Can't we all just be REASONABLE instead, at least
loosely following the rules legislated by our elected officials?

> It is one thing to stick with the speed limit, or just a
> hair above that.  I don't expect anyone to exceed the speed
> limit so I can have some fun, although I do appreciate it
> when cages make it easy for me to get by.

Ask a law enforcement officer about the concept of "having fun" on a
public highway, and he will probably tell you that you're not supposed
to be having "fun", you're supposed to ride soberly, with all due
concern for your safety and the safety of the other motorists you share
the road with...

> But these fools would quite often be cruising at 20 or 25 mph
> in a 35 to 40 mph zone -and they were in no danger of running
> out of ground clearance.  If they are that incompetent,
> they should stay out of the mountains.  And even worse, they
> would ride in these huge packs that were damn near impossible
> to get around.

Well, your local DMV has decided that those HD riders *are* competent
enough to operate a motor vehicle, on public streets and in the
mountains. There aren't any special "mountain road competency" tests,
the license allows the rider to ride a motorcycle and it may be an
endorsement on a license that lets him drive a passenger car or a
pickup truck or a van...

And, while it may be illegal for the HD riders to travel in caravans,
preventing other behicles from passing, the rider on the sportbike
passing the entire group at high speed is the most likely person to be
awarded the "Ricky Racer of the Hour" citation which requires him to
present himself before the court and explain why he was in such a hurry
an a beautiful Sunday afternoon...
_Bob_Nixon - 18 Apr 2005 19:15 GMT
>> No, I remember quite a few rides into the mountains by
>> Denver being ruined by HD riders because they were going
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>of me, who are taking their turn at the road we all must share
>peacefully...

[...] bigtime snip of long ranting drivel.

Why don't you go blow it out your a.s KJ. You bitch about phil being
pedantic but you're just as bad.

Bob Nixon, Chandler AZ-deer strike recovery-(completed)
01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
krusty kritter - 18 Apr 2005 20:15 GMT
> Why don't you go blow it out your a.s KJ. You bitch about
> phil being pedantic but you're just as bad.

Look up the definition of "pedant" in your dictionary, Bobbie. Then you
won't hang the tag on anybody wrongfully...

I have never accused Filbert Scaramuccio of being a "pedant", but I
have certainly tried to get him out of his tin closet into the clear
light of day by poking fun at him...

We can all learn something from Filbert. But not in a teacher/student
relationship. We can learn from his errors that there are options we
shouldn't choose...

But why are you bringing Filbert into this thread? Don't you know what
he will start raving about?
Larry xlax Lovisone - 18 Apr 2005 22:36 GMT
I don't necessarily believe that I have to see how fast I
> can take every corner, and I can respect the rights of the riders ahead
> of me, who are taking their turn at the road we all must share
> peacefully...

I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you took that corner then
you're wasting gas tires and time...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
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krusty kritter - 18 Apr 2005 23:09 GMT
> I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
> took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...

I would rather go back to the good old days of "gas, grass, or
a.s---nobody rides for free!" I've found that there are very few women
interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
who has an ego problem...
_Bob_Nixon - 19 Apr 2005 00:25 GMT
>> I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
>> took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
>who has an ego problem...

Yeah right, like ole' krusty's had anyone but his grand daughter on
the back of his bike and prolly not even that. Pictures please;
otherwise you're just as big a lier as you CLAIM of Phil Scott.

Bob Nixon, Chandler AZ-deer strike recovery-(completed)
01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
krusty kritter - 19 Apr 2005 01:04 GMT
> Yeah right, like ole' krusty's had anyone but his grand daughter on
> the back of his bike and prolly not even that. Pictures please;
> otherwise you're just as big a lier as you CLAIM of Phil Scott.

You're not making an ounce of sense, Bobbie. Are you trying to suggest
that I could prove that women aren't much interested in riding on the
back of a sportbike if I posted a picture of me riding solo? Most
illogical, Mr. Nixon...
Stephan Rose - 19 Apr 2005 00:34 GMT
>> I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
>> took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
>who has an ego problem...

I can vouch for that....

I've taken quite a few girls on a couple of rides, and they love it.
Quite in contrary usally to past experiences that had them fearing for
their lives. Unfortunately, so far I've not gotten anything but
compliments out of them lol =)

Then again, I also do ride a lot differently with a passenger. If I'm
by myself, I'm willing to take certain chances. If I'm with a
passenger, only chance I'm taking is none.

--
Stephan
2001 Yamaha YZF-R6
_Bob_Nixon - 19 Apr 2005 01:13 GMT
>>> I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
>>> took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>by myself, I'm willing to take certain chances. If I'm with a
>passenger, only chance I'm taking is none.

We're talking about a fat old ugly fart in his 60's Stephen. Not that
I'm in any better situation. However, my bike is more conducive to a
pillion rider than Krusty's. Then you won't see me talking trash about
female pillions unless I've got supporting photos. That's something
Krusty's either incapable of doing, either technically, or he's just
plain lying -:)

Bob Nixon, Chandler AZ-deer strike recovery-(completed)
01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
krusty kritter - 19 Apr 2005 01:33 GMT
> We're talking about a fat old ugly fart in his 60's Stephen.
> Not that I'm in any better situation. However, my bike is
> more conducive to a pillion rider than Krusty's. Then you
> won't see me talking trash about female pillions unless I've
> got supporting photos.

I think you're proving my point about women in general being unwilling
to get onto the back of a sportbike, Bobbie. If you don't have any
pictures and I don't have any pictures, are there any old farts out
there who do have pictures of women that they aren't married to on the
backs of their sportbikes? I mean, pictures that aren't a decade old or
more?

Don't bother posting pictures of you and strippers, Filbert. You'll
probably Photoshop them...

The only crowd that seems to get women on the back of their sportbikes
around here are the young stunters and the Latinos from the barrios...

Say, Bobbie, do you really think I'm unattractive because I'm old and
fat and stupid and smell bad? I type a really *mean* post on Usenet.
Isn't that sexy?

Say, where did all the women that used to post to AMS go? Weren't there
one or two of them? Did my B.O. and bad manners drive them off?

Or did Filbert Scarramuccio scare them away with his "world's oldest
flat tracker" and "criminal cult" posts make them go looking for
greener pastures?

Enquiring minds want to know...
Saddlebag - 19 Apr 2005 01:41 GMT
>>We're talking about a fat old ugly fart in his 60's Stephen.
>>Not that I'm in any better situation. However, my bike is
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> Say, where did all the women that used to post to AMS go? Weren't there
> one or two of them? Did my B.O. and bad manners drive them off?

Women are better seen than heard.
Saddlebag - 19 Apr 2005 01:33 GMT
>>I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
>>took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
> who has an ego problem...

My wife.
Larry xlax Lovisone - 19 Apr 2005 04:14 GMT
I've found that there are very few women
> interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
> who has an ego problem...

I have no trouble finding them... in fact I just turned down 22 year old
Tabitha... my next door neighbors Scandinavian house guess... she beg for me to
take her for a ride on Mr.RC45... even though it's a solo seat that won't stop
me...  you see for Mary's 32 anniversary gift I did strip off the tail cowl and
build a passenger seat... and once I give a ride to a passenger they trust me
because I ride for them and not for me... and the smoother you are... the more
confidence they have in your riding ability...

Someday Bear I'll take you for a ride on your own bike... and you can count the
shifts because I'll perform a couple of gear changes so smoothly you'll miss
feeling them...

http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/Pics11-24-03/bigimages/RC45Biposto02.JPG

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
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Jason - 21 Apr 2005 02:54 GMT
> I've found that there are very few women
>> interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> me to take her for a ride on Mr.RC45... even though it's a solo seat that
> won't stop me...

Dammit Larry!!  Some friend YOU are turning out to be.

Hey, did you get my email about this weekend?  I don't want any excuses.  We
haven't been on a ride together since we rode with Tai a few summers ago.
It should be a good group going.

Jason W
Larry xlax Lovisone - 21 Apr 2005 07:51 GMT
> Dammit Larry!!  Some friend YOU are turning out to be.

Hey I mentioned you... but she wasn't interested... just let me borrow your bike
so I may take her a ride so she'll stop bugging me???

> Hey, did you get my email about this weekend?  I don't want any excuses.  We
> haven't been on a ride together since we rode with Tai a few summers ago. It
> should be a good group going.

No can do this weekend... Mary gots plans...

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Jason - 22 Apr 2005 00:46 GMT
>> Dammit Larry!!  Some friend YOU are turning out to be.
>
> Hey I mentioned you... but she wasn't interested... just let me borrow
> your bike so I may take her a ride so she'll stop bugging me???

Wow.  Now I'm striking out without even having to meet them.  I think I've
reached a new low.
If I were going to trust anyone with my bike, you would be at the top of the
list.

>> Hey, did you get my email about this weekend?  I don't want any excuses.
>> We haven't been on a ride together since we rode with Tai a few summers
>> ago. It should be a good group going.
>
> No can do this weekend... Mary gots plans...

Whatever you and Mary have cooking I'm sure it will be fun.  I don't have a
camera handy but I'll see if I can talk some of the others in to taking some
good pics.

Jason W
RA - 29 Apr 2005 12:33 GMT
> > I say if you're not going quicker than the last time you
> > took that corner then you're wasting gas tires and time...
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> interested in riding on the back of a sportbike with a Ricky Racer
> who has an ego problem...

The problem is... While riding at a leisurely pace, looking at the scenery,
and in no real hurry the cruiser crowd STILL holds me up on my Adventure....
Now I'm 300 miles from home and have a date with my wife for our 25th
anniversary in 2 1/2 hours and these boat anchors are keeping me from
tooling along at a VERY reasonable pace to finish the ride in a reasonable
amount of time.... Tell me...
Please...

Why can't they move to one side of the lane and let traffic move past them?
Is that asking too much?
If they can't do that proficiently do you really think they belong on the
road?  Seriously... What's up with THAT?
Joey Tribiani - 29 Apr 2005 14:13 GMT
> The problem is... While riding at a leisurely pace, looking at the
scenery,
> and in no real hurry the cruiser crowd STILL holds me up on my Adventure....
> Now I'm 300 miles from home and have a date with my wife for our 25th
> anniversary in 2 1/2 hours and these boat anchors are keeping me from
> tooling along at a VERY reasonable pace to finish the ride in a reasonable
> amount of time.... Tell me...
> Please...

the real problem in your above scenario is that you value your riding more
than meeting your wife for your anniversary.... if not you would not have
been sure to be on time...not counting on outrunning traffic to make
it....priorities
RA - 30 Apr 2005 13:09 GMT
\>
> the real problem in your above scenario is that you value your riding more
> than meeting your wife for your anniversary.... if not you would not have
> been sure to be on time...not counting on outrunning traffic to make
> it....priorities

Who said anything about out running traffic... Great f.cking imagination....
Got anything else you want to twist into a negative?

My wife values the fact that I LOVE to ride.  It was her idea for me to go.
I went to see if one of OUR favorite camp areas was free from snow yet.  She
suggested I go check it out.

Read the post again...  I was perfectly on schedule at a SERIOUSLY leisurely
pace.  Not racing, not tailgating, not passing through the curves on double
yellow....
The CARS and I just wanted to go on our merry way, not live life according
to THEIR pace.

"Why can't these boat anchors display some riding prowess and move the f.ck
over?"  How hard is that?
Do you have an answer?

Why is it that some people here love to turn it all into a negative.  All I
wanted to do was enjoy my ride.  All the car drivers wanted to do was run
these pricks over.  Why do they insist on blocking traffic?  That's the
question.  Do you have an answer or do you wish to turn this over to a
negative as well?  Go ahead.  You've been kill-filed.
Joey Tribiani - 30 Apr 2005 14:58 GMT
> \>
> > the real problem in your above scenario is that you value your riding more
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Who said anything about out running traffic... Great f.cking imagination....
> Got anything else you want to twist into a negative?

you would HAVE to asswipe.... go f.ck yourself even the average third grader
can figure miles per hour....21/2 hours and 300 miles, you figure it out
fuckface....

> My wife values the fact that I LOVE to ride.  It was her idea for me to go.
> I went to see if one of OUR favorite camp areas was free from snow yet.  She
> suggested I go check it out.

no need to explain yourself to me, *I* was just pointint out that you being
late for your anniversary was not the fault of traffic, it was poor planning
on YOUR part...

> Read the post again...  I was perfectly on schedule at a SERIOUSLY leisurely
> pace.  Not racing, not tailgating, not passing through the curves on double
> yellow....

yeah i know...everyone covers 300 miles in 2 1/2 hours... i agree that is
very reasonable...you that stoooopid?
> The CARS and I just wanted to go on our merry way, not live life according
> to THEIR pace.

>  "Why can't these boat anchors display some riding prowess and move the f.ck
> over?"  How hard is that?
> Do you have an answer?
>
> Why is it that some people here love to turn it all into a negative.  All I
> wanted to do was enjoy my ride.

oh i see...pointing out the blatantly obvious makes me negative...okay
lightbulb...

All the car drivers wanted to do was run
> these pricks over.  Why do they insist on blocking traffic?  That's the
> question.  Do you have an answer or do you wish to turn this over to a
> negative as well?  Go ahead.  You've been kill-filed.
krusty kritter - 29 Apr 2005 14:54 GMT
> The problem is... While riding at a leisurely pace, looking at
> the scenery, and in no real hurry the cruiser crowd STILL holds me
> up on my Adventure....

And *you* are the most important person in your own little world,
aren't you? Nobody matters to you, except you. I suppose if you went to
a movie theater and found a line of HD riders waiting in line, and you
were running just a little late, you'd expect all the bikers to jump
out of your way and let you jump to the head of the line, rather than
to hold you up...

I gots news for ya, bubba. The world doesn't work that way. There will
*always* be other people in the world who got somewhere before you got
there and you'll always have to wait your turn if you don't want to
resort to rudeness and/or physical violence to get your own sociopathic
way...

> Now I'm 300 miles from home and have a date with my wife for our 25th
> anniversary in 2 1/2 hours and these boat anchors are keeping me from
> tooling along at a VERY reasonable pace to finish the ride in a reasonable
> amount of time.... Tell me...Please...Why can't they move to one side

> of the lane and let traffic move past them?

300 miles in 2.5 hours is a 120 mph average speed, and you think that's
"reasonable" for a public road where there are motorcycles, cars,
buses, and big trucks being driven by licensed drivers in a law abiding
manner, but everybody should just get out of your way because you need
to be different and your overweening ego is so humongous?

This thread started out with Troy being upset that he couldn't drive as
fast as he pleased on a 2-lane highway through a scenic canyon in the
Colorado mountains on a beautiful Sunday when the people ahead of him
were enjoying the mountain scenery too much for his tastes...

Now I suppose you're envisioning some wide road where you could
maintain a 120 mph average speed to cover the distance back home,
except the "blithering" HD riders and about a bazillion cagers are
driving at the speed limit or a little below and they are holding
*you* back, and they don't realize that *you* are a very special
person---at least in your own estimate...

Maybe you just shouldn't have strayed that far from home on your little
Sunday putt?

> If they can't do that proficiently do you really think they belong on the
> road?  Seriously... What's up with THAT?

The government decides who's "proficient" enough to drive, not you.
When you
get your own private island and singlehandedly build a freeway running
around the island to take you to nowhere and back, you'll be able to
say who can drive on it. You might have to make some allowances for
your *wife's* poor driving though. If you don't let *her* drive on your
freeway, she'll get mad and you won't get any until you do let her
drive again...

In some perfect utopian world, where your high standards of driving are
the norm, you would have never even gotten a license, because somebody
with your high standards would have gotten the job of taking you on
your first driver's license road test and he would have flunked you for
not being as "proficient" as him...

There has to be some bare minimum standard, some "C" or "D" grade that
is just barely passing, a cutoff point below which test score an
applicant is denied a license. I remember my first driver's license
road test. In 1961. The examiner allowed me to pass, with a rather
subjective 70% score that I'm sure I probably didn't deserve...

I've been driving and riding ever since. I've never rolled a vehicle
over, never got arrested for drunk driving, never hit a pedestrian and
killed him.
And that's good enough for the government, who has let me keep my
license for most of 40 years. And the cops have *never* once pulled me
over to say,
"You're going too slow, fellah! You're not proficient! All the drivers
behind you are getting upset!"
Saddlebag - 19 Apr 2005 01:29 GMT
>>No, I remember quite a few rides into the mountains by
>>Denver being ruined by HD riders because they were going
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> sportbikes, I don't necessarily believe that I have to see how fast I
> can take every corner...

Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin butt to the
right.
krusty kritter - 19 Apr 2005 16:50 GMT
> Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
> butt to the right.

I am very aware of the Ricky Racers on the ACH, and I usually move way
over to the right long in advance of their passing and wave them by.
The idiots often wonder why I am riding so slow. It is a scenic road
through a national forest you know. People do want to look at the
mountains and trees and rocks and squirrels and coyotes and deer and
admire all that stuff...

I remember the last time I was surprised by a moronic Ricky Racer on
the ACH. I slowed down to look for a certain secluded scenic pullout
where I could stop and look at the mountains and trees, when an idiot
on a ZX-6 charged up on my a.s and he acted like he wanted to pass me
on the inside, but I waved him around on the outside...

We were riding through the area where those guys got killed four years
ago, and I was riding safely and completely within my rights, while he
was riding like a total jackass, trying to shoot the blind corners on
the esses at high speed...

The problem with Ricky Racers (and cagers) dying on the Angeles Crest
Highway got so bad several years ago, the national forest supervisor
had to raise money to pay the California Highway Patrol officers
overtime to run a special enforcement action, especially on weekends
when idiot wannabe roadracers would assault the highway, en masse...

The whole ACH is posted for 45 mph in the lower part of the special
enforcement zone or 55 mph above the cutoff to Mt. Wilson observatory.
Get caught doing one of the "zero tolerance" offenses and the fine is
doubled...

The proportion of fatalities was about 50% Rickys and 50% cagers, but
the special enforcement action seemed to be working and the supervisor
announced his satisfaction that the action had worked in reducing
fatalities by giving zero tolerance to speeders, tailgaters, passing
over the double yellow line and failing to use turn outs when five
vehicles were following a slow moving vehicle...

The following weekend was the bloodiest ever in the national forest.
Eight people died, half of them on motorcycles...

It's a delightful series of esses at the 5000 foot level on the ACH.
The esses are just after Shortcut saddle on the way to Newcomb's Ranch
where lots of Rickys like to hang out. I liked that set of esses
because it had no off camber turns. I remember going through those
esses at 80 mph, even though the corners are blind and there was no way
in hell I could ever stop if something happened...

One day, about four years ago, a GSXR rider crashed in the esses,
setting off the bloodiest weekend in the forest. A volunteer ranger
stopped to help the down rider, parking his pickup truck crossways to
block the road. Two riders leaving Newcomb's Ranch were riding at 80
mph into the blind esses. They rode over the side of the cliff trying
to avoid the pickup truck hidden around a blind corner...

One of the two died on the scene,, the other was in a coma for a long
time and died...

Other motorcyclists were killed in other parts of the national forest
that weekend. I recall that a guy on a Harley hit the back end of a van
on the desert side of the forest. I think he had a son on the back of
his bike...

People go up to the forest to fish in the creeks and lakes, camp,
picnic, birdwatch, etc. They don't expect to be assaulted by Ricky
Racers with fantasies of road racing glory going twice the speed
limit...

Heck, the editor of a sportbike magazine hit a pickup truck that was
trying to turn across the highway. He broke his leg. One of the staff
of another motorcycle magazine was killed under similar circumstances.
When I talked to another staffer on that magazine, he said that the
only thing it proved was that when a pickup truck pulls across the road
and blocks you, the only thing you can do is die...

Later, in a magazine article, he said he went up to the scene where his
young associate had died. he took the kid's mother up there to show him
where her son had died. He admitted to getting tearful at the memory of
the accident...

It seems like if he'd been a better role model, he wouldn't have
encouraged the kid to "improve" his riding skill under such dangerous
circumstances...
_Bob_Nixon - 19 Apr 2005 17:43 GMT
>> Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
>> butt to the right.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>mountains and trees and rocks and squirrels and coyotes and deer and
>admire all that stuff...

Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
yarns?

[...] As usual, big snip of, "yes pedantic", keyboard riding rants.
IOW, like ole' Dragnet Cops, "Just the facts man" and leave out all
the memory induced embellishments;)

Bob Nixon, Chandler AZ-deer strike recovery-(completed)
01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
Paul Elliot - 19 Apr 2005 18:46 GMT
>>>Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
>>>butt to the right.
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> 01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
> 03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
OK,OK, I'll throw in my (barely) 2 cents worth. It really makes no
difference WHY someone is holding up traffic. The responsible driver or
rider should ALWAYS allow faster traffic to pass. I have many times been
passer and passee. I will ride at whatever speed I am comfortable with.
If someone on a faster bike or car comes up behind me, I will allow them
to pass at the soonest safe location and I expect the same in return. It
is none of my business why they are going faster or slower and why would
I want to judge them? However, there is no excuse for being just plain
RUDE. Cars, trucks, buses, bicycles and  motorcycles all use the road
and have equal rights to it. None of us need to be jerks.
PAul

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Jamin Kortegard - 20 Apr 2005 02:47 GMT
> OK,OK, I'll throw in my (barely) 2 cents worth. It really makes no
> difference WHY someone is holding up traffic. The responsible driver or
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> RUDE. Cars, trucks, buses, bicycles and  motorcycles all use the road
> and have equal rights to it. None of us need to be jerks.

I agree with you 100%, Paul.

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Yanni c)k - 20 Apr 2005 00:31 GMT
>>> Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
>>> butt to the right.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
> yarns?

You just seem to dislike him for not revealing his contact details, right?
That is his choice and who can blame him? I think that he has obvious
journalistic talent and quite a  balanced perspective. Surely he has earned
a place in the AMS Hall of Fame? (not to be confused with "Hall of Flame")

> [...] As usual, big snip of, "yes pedantic", keyboard riding rants.
> IOW, like ole' Dragnet Cops, "Just the facts man" and leave out all
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> 01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
> 03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
_Bob_Nixon - 20 Apr 2005 01:56 GMT
On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:31:03 GMT, "Yanni c\)k" <yann452@wandoo.fr>
wrote:

[...]

>> Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
>> yarns?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>journalistic talent and quite a  balanced perspective. Surely he has earned
>a place in the AMS Hall of Fame? (not to be confused with "Hall of Flame")

With more than five years of hiding in the corners of AMS, then
telling these obviously embellished stories. Then no, Krusty does not
earn a spot in the AMS hall of fame, IMHO. He's great with wrenching
details on the "OLD bikes" but that's about as far as it goes.

You're correct though in that I don't like him for the reasons you
mention but he's also such a sanctimonious old bastard, that he makes
me just want to slap him upside the head, at times. And basically no
one REALLY knows if the guy exists away from his keyboard.

The bottom line is that he can't have it both ways: Be a figurative
authority while not revealing his sources or not providing any REAL
statistics or just as he's claiming about Phil Scott

Bob Nixon, Chandler AZ-deer strike recovery-(completed)
01 Sprint ST "RED" 45K miles
03 GSXR 1000 "SILVER" 7K RIP (deer slain)
sqidbait - 20 Apr 2005 03:44 GMT
> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:31:03 GMT, "Yanni c\)k" <yann452@wandoo.fr>
> wrote:
[snip]
> >You just seem to dislike him for not revealing his contact details, right?
> >That is his choice and who can blame him? I think that he has obvious
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> You're correct though in that I don't like him for the reasons you
> mention but he's also such a sanctimonious old bastard
[snip]

Ah. So it's territorial?

-- Michael
Joey Tribiani - 20 Apr 2005 01:36 GMT
> Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
> yarns?

apparently......
Jamin Kortegard - 20 Apr 2005 02:44 GMT
> Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
> yarns?

No.

I'm skimming them, similar to how I read Phil's scientology rants.

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RA - 30 Apr 2005 13:13 GMT
> Am I the only one who's tiring of Krusty's continual "Gloom and Doom"
> yarns?

I thought I was the only one who noticed....

Jesus.. this guy talks about enjoying the scenery and loving to ride.  I
doubt there's anything enjoyable about his life OR his riding.  He's one
pissed off dude.
Saddlebag - 19 Apr 2005 23:59 GMT
>>Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
>>butt to the right.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> mountains and trees and rocks and squirrels and coyotes and deer and
> admire all that stuff...

That's what the scenics overlooks are for. They give one something nice
to admire while they rest up between laps.

> It seems like if he'd been a better role model, he wouldn't have
> encouraged the kid to "improve" his riding skill under such dangerous
> circumstances...

Doesn't sound like the roads are too twisty out your way Krusty. If you
are running 80 mph through them then I'd say they are hardly even bent
let alone twisty roads. I agree that that is too fast to be diving
around blind corners...though I admit I've done my share of it.
krusty kritter - 20 Apr 2005 03:56 GMT
> Doesn't sound like the roads are too twisty out your way Krusty.
> If you are running 80 mph through them then I'd say they
> are hardly even bent let alone twisty roads. I agree that that
> is too fast to be diving around blind corners...though I
> admit I've done my share of it.

http://www.pashnit.com/roads/cal/AngelsCrest.htm

That's a fairly accurate assessment of what has been going on up on the
Crest over the last few years. There's a map on that page and you can
see there's a bunch of squiggles and for all somebody would know just
glancing at the meandering line, it could be running along a creek
through a valley...

But the name Angeles *Crest* Highway should be a tip off. This road
runs as close to the top of the San Gabriel mountains as the engineers
could cut their grades on the way to the ski slopes...

How fast can you ride? How fast do you dare to ride? How's your driving
record? Got points? Got medical insurance? Got luck? Good luck, you'll
need it. John Law is watching the Crest, but riders are still
squirreling around up there, and mostly getting away with it...

Sportriders meet in La Crescenta, usually at the Shell station, before
beginning their early morning assault on the mountain. Gotta start
early to beat the cages. Some riders call themselves "two timers". They
will ride up to Newcomb's Ranch, or even Wrightwood, if the road is
open all the way, twice on a Sunday...

Riding up out of La Crescenta the 2-lane road rises quickly, there are
fast sweepers where enthusiastic riders might try to ride 70 or even 80
mph in a 45 mph zone watched by deputies of the Los Angeles County
Sheriff's Department as well as the California Highway Patrol...

There are scenic lookouts where carloads of tourists can try to peer
through the smog toward the famous Rose Bowl in Pasadena or the almost
as famous Jet Propulsion Laboratory...

Sportriders shouldn't be riding faster than around 35 mph as they reach
these scenic lookouts where cars may be crossing the road at blind
corners right in front of them...

Clinging to the eastern slopes of a steep mountain above the Arroyo
Seco (which is usually dry but did help to flood Los Angeles in the
late 1930's, washing houses down the Los Angeles river to the sea)the
lower twisties of the Angeles Crest allow the Sunday sportrider to
easily ride at 70 mph, perhaps slipping and sliding a bit in the oil,
transmission fluid, and grease deposited by weekday commuters who drive
to Palmdale...

The road passes a fire station, where vehicles of the Mountain Rescue
team might be seen parked. Sometimes cars go off the side, into the
canyon below. The rescue team pulls the survivors out. Sometimes they
pull bodies out. There are cars down in the canyon that will remain
there forever...

The road trends toward the northeast, it's a road that's going
somewhere, it's not dilly-dallying around. Perceptive riders may notice
something a little strange about the grading of the road...

Regardless of which way the road turns, the grading is *always" toward
the mountain, not toward the cliff. Rainwater drains toward the
mountain, goes through a pipe under the road, and over into Deep Canyon
far below....

The Angeles Forest Highway junction at Clear Creek is about 10 miles
from the bottom of the hill. There's a trail up Josephine Peak at that
point. Rock climbers can climb rocks. The riders don't care...

The sportriders have reached the first saddle connecting ridges. They
are on the crest of the San Gabriel mountains. They can look down into
steep canyons on both sides of the road, if they dare take their eyes
off the road ahead...

The sportriders will reach the junction in ten minutes or less, if they
don't get caught behind a car that fails to pull out. They will be
having capital-F Fun if nobody slows them down...

There's an information station and a permanent restroom. Hikers and
campers can inquire about trail conditions and get maps and take a
crap. The riders don't care. They're not planning to hike anywhere...

The straight road is a little bumpy, descending past the entrance to
Schwitzer's pocnic grounds. Frost heaves challenge the high speed
compression damping of their forks. There's a waterfall at Schwitzer's,
too. The sportriders will never stop there...

At the Strawberry Mountain, there are cars parked at the trail head.
Silly hikers! The road starts to climb again. It's getting
go-o-o-o-d! Fast esses and sweepers lead to two hairpin corners called
"The Carousel". The sportriders enjoy leaning their bikes over
in the stair-stepping carousel that rapidly gains altitude toward Mt.
Wilson...

One last big decreasing radius climbing sweeper and they're into the
final esses before Red Box...

There's a big red box for fire fighting tools at the Mt. Wilson
junction. For some mysterious reason, the junction is named "Red Box".
Believe it or not, some tourists drive over to Mt. Wilson to look at
the view of the cities of Los Angeles and Pasadena, laid out before
them on a clear day. The sportriders will not be looky-lou's, they are
headed for Newcomb's Ranch...

If they have radar detectors mounted to their handlebars, they may be
getting false signals as they pass the radomes and antennas on the
ridge across the canyon...

Again the road descends, clinging to the side of the mountain,
ess-curving and sweeping deliciously, and then the road begins to climb
again, essing and sweeping up toward Barley Flat. That is the first
point where they are sure to be riding 100 mph---on the straight before
Barley Flat...

They pass the junction with Upper Big Tujunga Road. They know it as
"Nine Mile" or "Shortcut", because it's nine miles long, and it's a
shortcut back to Angeles Forest Highway. Nine Mile is even faster than
the Angeles Crest. The nine miles can be ridden in less than eight
minutes. I did it. Fifty-two curves, I counted 'em. Big sweepers.
Capital F Fun, as long as you don't hit an antlered rat...

Passing under the power lines at 90 mph, the Crest runs along the
Shortcut Saddle that connects one ridgeline to another. There are steep
canyons on both sides of the saddle...

Shortcut isn't really named "Shortcut" because of the Nine Mile Road,
it's a shortcut up from Pasadena. Newcomb was a World War 2 fighter
pilot. he flew P-51 Mustangs. But his father, or grandfather actually
walked on his two hind legs up from Pasadena and blazed a shortcut
trail. Savvy dirtbike riders know where the trail is, but the
sportriders have no idea it exists as they exit the saddle and follow
the north side of the San Gabriel mountains through delightful esses
and sweepers, past the site where those two riders died at the 5000
foot marker...

It's great riding, there are few strange cambers, but suddenly the road
takes a sweeping left turn onto a short saddle leading to more 90 and
100 mph straights on lovely banked sweepers before Charleton Flats.
That sweeping left turn can lead an unwary rider off into a canyon...

Charlton flats is a big picnic ground where silly cagers barbecue hot
dogs and drink beer on Sunday. There's a telephone there. Sometimes
sportriders use it to call 911 for their buddies who've crashed and are
turning grey...

But there's a wide straight through the pine trees and the huge Coulter
pine cones rarely fall on the road. The riders pass the picnic grounds
without a thought of going there...

Charleton Flats rolls a little up and a little down and a little up and
and a little down. It's on top of the San Gabriel mountains...

The sweepers are fast and there are big rocks and pine trees alongside
the road. Maybe there are a few coyotes hiding in there. There are deer
for sure, one of the regulars at Newcomb's runs Eidelweiss Tours out of
Wrightwood. He hit a deer in that area and killed it. Cut it in two.
The signs say there are bears up there, don't feed them. The
sportriders are going much too fast to be reading signs...

They sweep on past Chilao fire station, around the last big uphill
sweeper, past Devil's Canyon and past the Chilao Visitor Center where
they might learn something about the national forest, its geology and
ecology, if they give a hoot. They are on the final straight to
Newcomb's Ranch and they want to arrive in style, banging quick
downshifts and making lots of noise, parking, and slapping hands, and
bragging about who did what when and who was the fastest and whether
anybody saw any CHP's...

The whole ride took about half an hour or less, and they are only half
way to Wrightwood. The Angeles Crest Highway gets even *faster* after
Newcomb's Ranch. About three miles up the road, past Three Points,
there's a 140-mph straight, for anybody with the balls to go that fast
on a mountain road. There's a bend in the middle of the straight, but
you don't notice it if you're only going, say, 100 mph...

>From Three Points to the end of that wickedly fast straight, the riders
will climb 1000 feet in less than 3 minutes...

The cambers of the Angeles Crest begin to become very strange as the
road passes the first of the two ski slopes at Mt. Waterman. The road
sweeps and esses and there's a lovely sweeping lefthand turn as the
Crest ascends toward Panorama, one of the slowest curves on the
mountain. The sportiders will be reaching 80 or 90 mph up to Panorama,
they will lay their bikes over in the 180 degree right hand curve
between the big rocks, going around at maybe 45 mph. Then they will get
back on the gas again heading up what they think is going to be a
fairly straight stretch toward Cloudburst Summit at the 7000 foot
level...

But the road tricks them. There's a wide off camber paved area, and
they slide into it at 70 mph. If they can't stop, they go over a dirt
berm at the infamous Squid's Leap and wind up riding down a steep rocky
slope to the Pacific Crest Trail. More hiker stuff.

If they survive Squid's, it's more esses and sweepers and off-cambered
corners past Kratka Ridge ski slope and the road clings to the north
side of the San Gabriels overlooking the Mojave desert thousands of
feet below. The road passes Eagle's Roost and some rocks that silly
rock climbers like to climb on, but the sportrider's don't care a bit.
They won't be looking for big horn mountain sheep either, as they head
for the tunnels before Islip Saddle...

Mountain Islip is geologically unstable. Highway 39, a road up from
Azusa to reach the ski resorts without going through Pasadena, has been
closed since the 1970's. CalTrans hopes to open it again in a few
years, if they can figure out how to keep the road from falling off the
mountain down into the west fork of the San Gabriel river again...

After Mount Islip the Crest gets really slow and twisty and there are a
lot of rocks falling off the steep slopes. If Cal Trans hasn't cleared
the rocks off the road that day, it's an exercise in rock dodging...

Then the road gets fast again, going past Mt. Baden-Powell, where the
Boy Scouts built a hiking trail up from Vincent Gap at about 6000 feet
to the 9000 foot summit. It's awesome up there, a mile about the San
Gabriel River and the Mojave desert, but the sportriders don't care
about such hikerish interests, they will ride on in more fast sweepers
and esses, passing Blue Ridge Summit at 8000 feet, and ignoring the
turnout at Inspiration Point, where the backside of 10,000 foot Mount
San Antonio (Baldy) can be seen...

Those fast esses and sweepers lead to Wrightwood, gasoline for their
motorbikes, food for their stomach if they didn't breakfast at
Newcomb's. The whole ride has taken a bit over an hour of road time,
not counting stops.

It's 66 miles from La Crescenta to Wrightwood, but the riders might not
want to return to Los Angeles via the Angeles Crest, they may backtrack
to Big Pines and take the N4 down the desert side toward Little Rock
reservoir and turn onto Fort Tejon Road and  Mt. Emma road (can you say
160 mph?, would you *dare* to ride 160 mph through the desert, on an
almost deserted road with maybe just a few dirtbikers that might cross
the road?), then to the really fast Angeles Forest Highway, with its
140 mph straight leading past the now-closed Kentucky shooting range
into more faster sweepers, and back to the Angeles Crest to descend
into La Crescenta again...
_Bob_Nixon - 20 Apr 2005 05:23 GMT
>> Doesn't sound like the roads are too twisty out your way Krusty.
>> If you are running 80 mph through them then I'd say they
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>glancing at the meandering line, it could be running along a creek
>through a valley...

Skip the pedantic rambling, KJ.
Why? We all saw several videos of the Angeles Crest few months back at
a good pace with decent riders. I found your attempt at describing the
crest as nothing more than some jackass (who gets sidetracked far too
much) & who doesn't know or have a modern I-net connection and or the
equipment to tape said. Only then could you have described the ride in
some detail and have the group follow along with enjoyment;)

As usual. bigtime snipola [...]

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RA - 30 Apr 2005 13:15 GMT
My goodness... you do blither so well....
Andrew - 20 Apr 2005 03:54 GMT
>>Well then don't, just be polite and move your bird watchin
>>butt to the right.
[quoted text clipped - 59 lines]
> on the desert side of the forest. I think he had a son on the back of
> his bike...

I remember sitting up there the little cafe (hidden springs maybe?)
eating breakfast with Peckhammer, Girl Wonder and our buddy Jim around
this time (Early Sept '01.)  There was a really really nice Norton in
the parking lot.  About 1/2 way through the meal a motocop came in and
had his coffee.  He noted that the guy on the Norton was someone he had
recently ticketed, and they laughed.

Anyhow we were all sitting around the cafe bar, and he told us tons of
horror stories, including someone hitting an Emu up there.  He had a
deer strike too, but didn't go down.  We all got our 'Save The Crest"
keychains from him.

Luckily only Jim was on a bike, the rest of us were in a rented mustang
ragtop, having gone to California Superbike School the previous day.

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krusty kritter - 20 Apr 2005 05:38 GMT
> I remember sitting up there the little cafe
> (hidden springs maybe?) eating breakfast with Peckhammer,
> Girl Wonder and our buddy Jim around
> this time (Early Sept '01

Hidden Springs Cafe has big sign that says "Cider" so some people know
it as the "Cider Cafe". It's just north of the tunnel on the Angeles
Forest Highway. The parking lot is gravel...

Newcomb's Ranch is 25 miles northeast of La Crescenta on the Angles
Crest Highway. It was sold about two years ago to some Asians, but they
are aware of the value of an established sportbike clientele...

Newcomb's was open 7 days a week, last time I was there, and it has a
paved parking lot. It gets all the sportbike attention, the Hidden
Springs Cafe just gets a few riders...
Andrew - 20 Apr 2005 06:15 GMT
>>I remember sitting up there the little cafe
>>(hidden springs maybe?) eating breakfast with Peckhammer,
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> paved parking lot. It gets all the sportbike attention, the Hidden
> Springs Cafe just gets a few riders...

Yeah we stopped in at newcomb's too.

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RA - 30 Apr 2005 13:11 GMT
> I am very aware of the Ricky Racers on the ACH, and I usually move way
> over to the right long in advance of their passing and wave them by.

I don't believe this sh.t for a second.  If it smells like bullshit...
Troy the Troll - 18 Apr 2005 05:56 GMT
>> Unfortunately, today, no one was riding dangerously. Not them,
>> not me, they were just going SLOW...REAL slow.
>
> Huh? How would it be "fortunate" for the everybody on the road if
> somebody *was* riding dangerously?

Because its fun for the people being dangerous!! Isn't it? I mean...why
would you be doing something putting yourself and everyone else at risk if
it wasn't fun! Isn't that the squidling stunna arguement for why they should
be allowed to do wheelies through crowded intersections? So they can have
fun, get noticed, and put everyone in jeopardy of their idiocy?

>> I didn't want to go FAST for 5 minutes, I just wanted a
>> reasonable speed down the canyon today, and that could ahve
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> reasonable and you didn't, but they were ahead of you, and you reasoned
> that it would be unsafe to pass them.

I wouldn't deem it "unsafe" as much as "rude".....I'm never quite certain
how to handle other bikes on the street. At the track? No problem....you
pass them, wherever, whenever within the rules of "guy in front has right of
way", but the street? If the Hardley guys had all shifted right to allow me
and the R1 by in the same lane, that would have been cool...and reasonably
easy....but nope...staggered formation....groups of 2 and 3 at a time...I
would have had to be....not unsafe....but rude for sure. Rude while
encountering people of unknown and possibly low skill levels...not
good...sometimes the street only folks get awful spooked when someone pops
up on their 9'o clock at a range of 2 feet.

> So everybody turned out to be
> reasonable people and you all got home safely and nobody called the
> cops to say there's a rider down in the canyon and the cops were happy
> that they didn't have to send the meat wagon out to pick any reasonably
> dead body up...

Yep...it sucked....I was reasonable. Its easy to be reasonable when you
don't have any money in it.

>> Today, no one was being dangerous. But I would have liked to
>> have the CHOICE to do so.
>
> Couldn't you just fantasize about doing something dangerous on your
> Sunday ride? Hold back on the real dangerous stuff until you get to a
> track day?

Yes but the road was mine too! It was just unfair....usually a ride down
that canyon on a day like today is a good thing, a nice thing, a gently
weaving, gently leaning over while carving thing.....seems like such a waste
to putter down it like we're a bunch of grandma's on our way to church....in
a Buick....with bald tires....with no tread....and bad shocks.....

> Out here in the country, there's a lot less of that kind of traffic,
> but there's more heavy trucks and agricultural equipment and people
> driving out of muddy fields onto the pavement and leaving big clods of
> dirt. So I still take it easy, pretty much sticking to the speed
> limits....

Sunday afternoon is, admittedly, not the best time to run a canyon around
here for just those reasons. Shawn and I would get started around 7:30AM on
a weekend to miss the large percentage of slow cagers and slow bikes plus
the tourist count is climbing the nicer the weather gets.
_Bob_Nixon - 18 Apr 2005 05:37 GMT
>> who jammed up a perfectly nice canyon ride to the point
>> where you were backing up even the lame a.s cagers....
[quoted text clipped - 61 lines]
>The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
>dangerously, anyway?

Not all the info is getting back to RMH.

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Jamin Kortegard - 18 Apr 2005 23:47 GMT
> The cruiser and HD riders may be frustrating, but who is the one riding
> dangerously, anyway?

Riding in a manner likely to frustrate other motorists is dangerous, I
think.

Frustration becomes it's own danger as it accumulates, as it affects our
ability to accurately perceive and calculate risk.

I usually take some sort of action to avert or minimize the frustration,
whether it's passing a bunch of road hogs or stopping for gas earlier than I
planned to.

Sometimes there's not much to be done. That's when it's best to simply
choose to not allow circumstances to get you too riled up, lest you stop
making sound judgments.

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krusty kritter - 19 Apr 2005 16:07 GMT
> Riding in a manner likely to frustrate other motorists
> is dangerous, I think.

For who, the law abiding driver, or the hot headed tailgater?

I remember an incident when I was lawfully occupying the left hand
lane, entering the town of Santa Barbara. I was doing the speed limit
and there is no law in California requiring somebody to move over for a
speeder who want to pass.

That statement above may lead to numerous attempts to argue, but that's
the way it is, nobody has to get over for speeders on California
multi-lane highways...

But a white trash grungeball in a junker 1964 Chevelle came up behind
me, gesturing, ranting and raving at me, and I did nothing except laugh
at him. He passed on the right, which he could have done without
getting all angry and excited, and jumped out of his junker and stood
beside the road, wanting to fist fight me. I just laughed and kept
driving. He didn't know what was sitting on the seat beside me, and I
won't get into that either.

> Frustration becomes it's own danger as it accumulates, as
> it affects our ability to accurately perceive and calculate risk.

I have found the best strategy is to give the other guy room and
respect his choice to obey the rules, and enjoy the simple pleasure of
getting out on the road and looking at the scenery, instead of
succumbing to the temptation to turn the highway into a race track...

> I usually take some sort of action to avert or minimize
> the frustration, whether it's passing a bunch of road hogs
> or stopping for gas earlier than I planned to.

Well, now, the definition of what a "road hog" is seems to have
changed. A "road hog" is somebody coming the other way on a two lane
highway, and he's taking part of your lane and you have to move over to
the right to avoid him. A car ahead of you in the lane going the speed
limit when you want to exceed it is not a "road hog", he's not being
rude, but you are being rude if you're tailgating him and flashing your
light and expecting him to move over so you can stroke your own ego...

> Sometimes there's not much to be done. That's when it's best
> to simply choose to not allow circumstances to get you too
> riled up, lest you stop making sound judgments.

When I was younger, I was the world's biggest a.shole on two wheels or
four wheels. I did get hot headed, I expected everybody to get out of
my way, because I thought I was something special, entitled to go as
fast as I pleased, anywhere I pleased...

But some impersonal police officers and judges convinced me of the
error of may ways, and I drive a whole lot more meekly and politely
now...
Paul Elliot - 19 Apr 2005 18:52 GMT
>>Riding in a manner likely to frustrate other motorists
>>is dangerous, I think.
[quoted text clipped - 50 lines]
> error of may ways, and I drive a whole lot more meekly and politely
> now...

I do have to comment here Krusty, I have talked with several CHP
officers who have all said that letting a faster vehicle pass is by far
the smartest thing to do. Does it REALLY make a gnat's a.s of difference
 if they are ahead of you? You are most likely safer with them ahead of
you anyway. Just my input. Ride safely!
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krusty kritter - 19 Apr 2005 23:47 GMT
> I do have to comment here Krusty, I have talked with several CHP
> officers who have all said that letting a faster vehicle pass
> is by far the smartest thing to do. Does it REALLY make a
> gnat's a.s of difference if they are ahead of you? You are
> most likely safer with them ahead of you anyway. Just my
> input. Ride safely!

Yes, I know that police officers will say that. They don't want to have
to get involved with road rage situations, make arrests, fill out
paperwork, appear in court, testify, etc., so they say things like
that. Anybody in any job would usually like to reduce his workload and
goof off a bit. The CHP has been goofing off for long enough, IMO...

However, if they should happen to actually spot somebody behaving like
that white trash grungeball in the Chevelle, they will get involved,
they will arrest him, handcuff him and haul him down town...

The cops arrested a drunk in a pickup truck that almost rear ended me,
hauled him off to the drunk tank. They also arrested an armed drug
dealer who nearly rear ended me and who fled when he saw the police car
behind him. I had to appear in court several times on that incident. He
had a drug warrant and the gun was stolen...

None of these nut cases thought there was anything wrong with their
driving at all, and they actually believed in their feeble logic that
it was me that was doing something wrong...

There are adequate laws on non-controlled access highways in CA. On
non-controlled access 4 lane highways, passing is allowed on the right,
so the speed demon can go by if the right lane is clear. If it's a
non-controlled access single lane road, slower traffic is supposed to
move as far to the right as possible without driving on the shoulder if
an overtaking vehicle wants to drive at the maximum or prima facie
speed limit and signals by flashing its lights or blowing its horn.
Even if the overtaken vehicle's driver believes that he is already
driving at the prima facie speed for the conditions, he still has to
move over...

And then there is the law that indicates that a driver must drive at
the "normal" speed on any particular road for that time of day, he
can't lollygag around and window shop or bird watch, he has to drive
the normal speed, which doesn't mean that he has to speed or get out of
the way of a speed demon, though it may be wise to do so if the driver
is really acting threateningly or erratically...

And, if all law abiding motorists would just give up the number 1 lane
to the self-absorbed speed demons, the highway patrol's job would be
much easier. They could just pick any vehicle in that lane, clock it,
and detain the driver. I have heard CHP officer state that there was
something about that number 1 lane that attracted speeders, but they
didn't know what it was. All lanes on a multi-lane highway was the same
speed limit, unless otherwise posted...

But there would be a different problem ensuing from all law abiding
traffic driving in the number 2 lane (the number 3 and 4 lanes are
truck lanes, according to the truckers, some, but not all truckers obey
the 55 mph limit on their vehicles). If there is bumper to bumper
traffic at 65 mph in the number 2 lane, the speed demons would be
cutting the law-abiding motorists off to enter and exit what they
consider to be their personal race track...
Jamin Kortegard - 20 Apr 2005 02:41 GMT
> When I was younger, I was the world's biggest a.shole on two wheels or
> four wheels. I did get hot headed, I expected everybody to get out of
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> error of may ways, and I drive a whole lot more meekly and politely
> now...

Driving meekly doesn't appeal to me. Being an a.shole in traffic doesn't
either.

I always ride or drive at a pace I think is appropriate for the situation.
Sometimes that's the posted limit. Sometimes more, sometimes less. If there
are other motorists in front of me who have decided to travel more slowly
than me, I get around them if I can. Or if I can't, I wait until I can, and
then I get around them. While waiting for that chance I don't honk, flash
the lights, tailgate, or grind my teeth. I just wait and watch for a safe
opportunity to pass.

The only time I truly get frustrated by other drivers is when they are
driving (or riding) in a manner that I think is unsafe. Usually this is some
form of not paying attention: talking on the phone, talking to a passenger,
reading a map, gawking at the countryside, etc. When I see behavior like
this, I will do whatever I have to in order to separate myself from it.
Usually it's changing lanes and/or passing. Sometimes it's taking an
alternate route.

The road is for driving, people. If you want to sightsee, park the car and
enjoy the view. Or if you like sightseeing in motion, get on a tour bus with
all the other sightseers. If you're lost, pull over to check your map. Don't
try to orient your compass and operate your GPS while simultaneously calling
Aunt Eunice for directions to the family reunion and at the same time trying
to keep your 3-ton Suburban in your own lane.

If that's how you want to drive, with an egregious lack of consideration not
only for other motorists but also for you and your passengers' safety, then
I guess you can go ahead and do that. It is a (mostly) free country after
all. Just don't be surprised when I take and opportunity to get around you.

Consideration goes both ways, folks. I won't be a jackass if you're not a
dumbass.

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RA - 30 Apr 2005 13:21 GMT
I was doing the speed limit
> and there is no law in California requiring somebody to move over for a
> speeder who want to pass.

I was right... You ARE a citizen speed bump.  f.ck all you, I'm going the
speed limit...

Pompous pricks... without regard for what's going on in ANYBODY else's life.
Maybe they were speeding for a reason?
Wife just called from the hospital and little Timmy's got a concussion?
Maybe he's late for the ONE meeting that'll help his family have a better
life?
Maybe the driver's just a prick and thinks everybody should get the hell out
of the way...

But really... who the f.ck do you think YOU are?

I'll tell ya.  You're one bitter, negative old f.cker without joy.  It must
be lonely for you, there, alone in your room at your computer....
Joey Tribiani - 30 Apr 2005 15:02 GMT
> I was right... You ARE a citizen speed bump.  f.ck all you, I'm going the
> speed limit...

as you said in your other post "if it smell like bullshit"... its very
appropriate here...the "speed limit" is just that...(sound it out then look
up the words)....now several southeastern states also post the
"minimum"(look it up too).... you "going the speed limit" is fine, but it
does not require everyone else to stay pinned to the number on the sign....
it is the limit, the maximum, not the requirement.... so "f.ck you
all"....f.cking young punk a.s bitches like you make me  laugh...no really
the world does revolve around you .....

> But really... who the f.ck do you think YOU are?

the question goes both ways roundmouth...
krusty kritter - 30 Apr 2005 19:37 GMT
> I was right... You ARE a citizen speed bump.  f.ck all you, I'm going the
> speed limit...

Why are you replying to older messages that are two weeks old? Have you
been on vacation (or incarcerated)? Are you trying to get caught up on
telling the whole world your point of view at al once?

> Pompous pricks... without regard for what's going on in ANYBODY
> else's life. Maybe th