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Saddlebag - 20 Jul 2006 01:43 GMT
Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
would make Saddam quiver:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/03/MNG8NJONQ87.DTL

I had an idiot in a little Subaru ride right over on top of me today.
Blasting the horn mere feet from the cocksucker's window didn't disuade
him a whit. I followed right behind him until I had to split several
miles up the road. The thought had crossed my mind to follow the
a.shole to his house and let him sweat out what I might do to his sorry
a.s. His motives were probably based more in stupidity than spite, but
I say f.ck him too.

I must never apply for a concealed weapon

I must never apply for a concealed weapon

I must never apply for a concealed weapon

I must never apply for a concealed weapon

I must never apply for a concealed weapon
BrianNZ - 20 Jul 2006 01:49 GMT
> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> would make Saddam quiver:
>
> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/03/MNG8NJONQ87.DTL

I can think of another use for that rope they put across the road!

What a pack of w.nkers..............
Steve Mackay - 20 Jul 2006 02:13 GMT
>> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
>> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What a pack of w.nkers..............

Something similar happened here. But some kids put some sarahn wrap
across the road after dusk. A friend of mine while riding his F4i had
the unfortunate pleasure of discovering this 1st hand. The civil law
suit against the parents of the 3 kids is still ongoing last I heard.
Steve Mackay - 20 Jul 2006 02:16 GMT
>> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
>> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What a pack of w.nkers..............

Oh yeah, here's the article of the plastic wrap incident.
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=244241
DaveG - 20 Jul 2006 04:49 GMT
> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> a.s. His motives were probably based more in stupidity than spite, but
> I say f.ck him too.

Careful, HE could have been armed..... then we would have been reading
about you in the paper :|

> I must never apply for a concealed weapon

I think if you did (and I know you wouldn't) then the liability and
responsibility would humble your road rage big time.

DaveG
Castle Rock, CO
Saddlebag - 20 Jul 2006 11:29 GMT
> > Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> > would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Careful, HE could have been armed..... then we would have been reading
> about you in the paper :|

Why? I didn't say I would stop and have tea. Just riding past and
letting him I that I know where he lives should be sufficient reminder
to him to try and practice good driving habits.

> > I must never apply for a concealed weapon
>
> I think if you did (and I know you wouldn't) then the liability and
> responsibility would humble your road rage big time.

Oh yes, we all know that signing a gov't document forever alters one's
personality...
DaveG - 20 Jul 2006 15:55 GMT
>>> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
>>> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> letting him I that I know where he lives should be sufficient reminder
> to him to try and practice good driving habits.

Perhaps it was your reference to him sweating about something you may do
to his a.s... Anyway, I know you weren't actually going to go start a
fight. I was just pointing out that you were glad that you were not
armed, also consider that the 'subaru bandit' could have been (armed
with something other than his car that is). Some people don't seem to
consider that...

>>> I must never apply for a concealed weapon
>> I think if you did (and I know you wouldn't) then the liability and
>> responsibility would humble your road rage big time.
>
> Oh yes, we all know that signing a gov't document forever alters one's
> personality...

Your right, the doc doesn't mean sh.t. Obviously what I meant was if you
were armed you would have thought twice about instigating anything even
though he started it with his obliviousness.

DaveG
Castle Rock, CO
Saddlebag - 21 Jul 2006 00:30 GMT
> >>> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> >>> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> were armed you would have thought twice about instigating anything even
> though he started it with his obliviousness.

I try to give the idiots the benefit of the doubt, but I think it is
hard for me to believe that in this case it was anything more than a
"get the f.ck out of my way two wheel prick." I have no illusions if
this guy would have pasted me into the concrete barrier he would have
rambled about on his merry way never to be caught. If I had a gun and a
reasonable chance of getting away with it I'd shoot out every tire on
his f.cking cage then bitch slap him the rubber side of the grip (what
can I say, I'm a softie liberal).
Berg - 21 Jul 2006 00:47 GMT
>>>>> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
>>>>> would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 38 lines]
> his f.cking cage then bitch slap him the rubber side of the grip (what
> can I say, I'm a softie liberal).

Nuke the bastard!  (There goes the neighborhood...!)

J.
P.Roehling - 21 Jul 2006 22:37 GMT
> Nuke the bastard!  (There goes the neighborhood...!)

If I'd had access to nukes in fifth grade, Miss Clem and the surrounding
area would still be a radioactive hell.

Pete
P.Roehling - 21 Jul 2006 22:35 GMT
> Oh yes, we all know that signing a gov't document forever alters one's
> personality...

Well, the w.nkers who run our government think so.

For instance, when I worked for the University of California I was required
by law to sign an annual "loyalty oath", wherein I swore that I would not
attempt to overthrow the government by force or violence.

As best I can reconstruct the thought processes (?) of the bureaucrats
involved, they seem to have gone like this: "We have a serious problem with
University staff trying to overthrow our government (Huh?), so we will
require them to sign a loyalty oath and that will get rid of the disloyal
employees!"

The fact that anyone who was actually intent upon fomenting a violent
revolution would have had no problems with signing such an oath  -and would
no doubt have laughed themselves sick while doing so-  never crossed the
collective minds of the idiots who were responsible for the idea...

Pete
Bob Myers - 21 Jul 2006 22:56 GMT
w.nkers who run our government think so.

> For instance, when I worked for the University of California I was
> required by law to sign an annual "loyalty oath", wherein I swore that I
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> would no doubt have laughed themselves sick while doing so-  never crossed
> the collective minds of the idiots who were responsible for the idea...

You miss the point of such things.  Those who wrote (and required the
signing of) such agreements are never operating under the illusion that
it's going to change anyone's mind about anything.  The purpose is
simply to give them more of a legal leg to stand on if it should ever
become necessary (in their minds) to take action against the person
in question - say, dismissal on the grounds of "disloyal" activities.

Bob M.

> Pete
P.Roehling - 22 Jul 2006 04:39 GMT
> You miss the point of such things.

No, I don't.

> Those who wrote (and required the
> signing of) such agreements are never operating under the illusion that
> it's going to change anyone's mind about anything.  The purpose is
> simply to give them more of a legal leg to stand on if it should ever
> become necessary (in their minds) to take action against the person
> in question - say, dismissal on the grounds of "disloyal" activities.

If a University of California employee were to be caught trying to overthrow
our government by means of force or violence, the last thing he'd worry
about was being fired.

He'd be too busy worrying about his 350 pound cellmate who thought that he
had "pretty lips".
Jamin - 20 Jul 2006 09:53 GMT
> I had an idiot in a little Subaru ride right over on top of me today.
> Blasting the horn mere feet from the cocksucker's window didn't disuade
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> a.s. His motives were probably based more in stupidity than spite, but
> I say f.ck him too.

I hate when that happens. Maybe he was drunk? Maybe you should tell the cops
about the drunk, aggressive driver that almost ran you off the road? Dude
sounds like a menace.

> I must never apply for a concealed weapon

Would you have shot the guy?

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Saddlebag - 20 Jul 2006 11:25 GMT
> > I had an idiot in a little Subaru ride right over on top of me today.
> > Blasting the horn mere feet from the cocksucker's window didn't disuade
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I hate when that happens. Maybe he was drunk?

He was just getting off work with the rest of us schmucks.

> Maybe you should tell the cops
> about the drunk, aggressive driver that almost ran you off the road? Dude
> sounds like a menace.

Their busy hiding behind bushes on Saturday mornings collecting
revenue. They got no time to remove safety hazards from the road. Hell,
they are a fuckin safety hazard.

> > I must never apply for a concealed weapon
>
> Would you have shot the guy?

Had the proper situation presented itself, probably a least of few
select areas on his cage.
Jamin - 20 Jul 2006 20:26 GMT
> Their busy hiding behind bushes on Saturday mornings collecting
> revenue. They got no time to remove safety hazards from the road. Hell,
> they are a fuckin safety hazard.

All the more reason to give them something else to do instead.

>> Would you have shot the guy?
>
> Had the proper situation presented itself, probably a least of few
> select areas on his cage.

Really? You could actually see yourself doing assault with a deadly weapon
for what happened? Remind me not to piss you off.

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Saddlebag - 21 Jul 2006 00:33 GMT
> > Their busy hiding behind bushes on Saturday mornings collecting
> > revenue. They got no time to remove safety hazards from the road. Hell,
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Really? You could actually see yourself doing assault with a deadly weapon
> for what happened? Remind me not to piss you off.

Really, I grew up in a hood, and to be honest, f.cking over a cheap
piece of property of someone who would have KILLED an unskilled biker
ain't dick. Jamin, I hope you know I think far more highly of you than
that.
Jamin - 23 Jul 2006 09:17 GMT
>> Really? You could actually see yourself doing assault with a deadly weapon
>> for what happened? Remind me not to piss you off.
>
> Really, I grew up in a hood, and to be honest, f.cking over a cheap
> piece of property of someone who would have KILLED an unskilled biker
> ain't dick.

So what? I grew up in Seattle. Doesn't mean I eat tofu and drink $5 sissy
coffee. Shooting holes in someone's car just because he pissed you off in
traffic is something street thugs do. It's fine to fantasize about it. Hell,
sometimes I wish I had front mounted rocket launchers on my bike/car. It's
fun to think about. But you'd have to be a little unstable to really think
you might react that way.

> Jamin, I hope you know I think far more highly of you than
> that.

I wouldn't worry about you shooting my car. I know your gun is safe at home
in the nightstand. ;)

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Saddlebag - 23 Jul 2006 12:35 GMT
> >> Really? You could actually see yourself doing assault with a deadly weapon
> >> for what happened? Remind me not to piss you off.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> So what? I grew up in Seattle. Doesn't mean I eat tofu and drink $5 sissy
> coffee.

What you got against tofu?

> Shooting holes in someone's car just because he pissed you off in
> traffic is something street thugs do.

Hence a good reason I don't tote a gun around. The temptation would be
far too great. The only person capable of making me "pissed" is me.
Being "pissed" isn't the issue. Seeing to it that a road menace is
given some time to contemplate the extent of his dangerous actions is.
I have to read about far too many of us dying every summer because of
this type of a.shole. And each time they walk with a slap on the
wrists.

> It's fine to fantasize about it. Hell,
> sometimes I wish I had front mounted rocket launchers on my bike/car.

Move to Texas. It's still the wild west down there.

> It's fun to think about. But you'd have to be a little unstable to really think
> you might react that way.

Jamin, here you are lecturing me about the importance of taking classes
to learn to drop squadrons of armed men attacking you and you think
it's insane to pop a tire or two of someone who just attacked you with
a 3000lb hammer?

> > Jamin, I hope you know I think far more highly of you than
> > that.
> >
> I wouldn't worry about you shooting my car. I know your gun is safe at home
> in the nightstand. ;)

Here's hoping it rusts there before I ever need to actually pick it up.
Jamin - 24 Jul 2006 05:17 GMT
> What you got against tofu?

It's not meat.

> Seeing to it that a road menace is
> given some time to contemplate the extent of his dangerous actions is.

This is why I advocate calling the police and giving as accurate a
description of the events as you can. If enough people do that about the
same driver, he's going to get in trouble.

> I have to read about far too many of us dying every summer because of
> this type of a.shole. And each time they walk with a slap on the
> wrists.

OK, sure, I'm with you. But is it YOUR job to teach the bastard anything?
Did you suddenly sprout a mask and cape?

> Move to Texas. It's still the wild west down there.

Too flat, hot, and dusty. It's damn near 100° in Seattle today. I can't
imagine that being anywhere near Texas would be pleasant.


> Jamin, here you are lecturing me about the importance of taking classes
> to learn to drop squadrons of armed men attacking you and you think
> it's insane to pop a tire or two of someone who just attacked you with
> a 3000lb hammer?

Are you in imminent danger? No. Maybe you were at one point, but it's
unlikely you were a specific target, and in any case you escaped unharmed.
Good going... that's usually the best thing to do: get the hell out of
Dodge. What you're talking about is revenge. Apples and oranges, man. He's
the a.shole, but it would be you ending up in jail if you fired up his car.

> Here's hoping it rusts there before I ever need to actually pick it up.

... and hoping that if you ever need to pick it up it's not too rusty.

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Saddlebag - 24 Jul 2006 21:51 GMT
> > I have to read about far too many of us dying every summer because of
> > this type of a.shole. And each time they walk with a slap on the
> > wrists.
> >
> OK, sure, I'm with you. But is it YOUR job to teach the bastard anything?

I hold the teaching discipline in high regard. When a poor student
tries to kill me, my first reaction would be to teach the student a
better way of life. Better that I'm not armed when that happens, since
I might over do it with the teaching aide display.

> Did you suddenly sprout a mask and cape?

Don't go given me ideas...

> > Move to Texas. It's still the wild west down there.
> >
> Too flat, hot, and dusty. It's damn near 100° in Seattle today. I can't
> imagine that being anywhere near Texas would be pleasant.

Yowza! I looked at the weather last week and while the whole middle of
the country was baking at ~100F, Seattle was 60F. I was SO looking
forward to getting out of here.

> > Jamin, here you are lecturing me about the importance of taking classes
> > to learn to drop squadrons of armed men attacking you and you think
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Good going... that's usually the best thing to do: get the hell out of
> Dodge. What you're talking about is revenge.

I took none and despite the Anheiser Busch induced ramblings, violent
encounters aren't something I've engaged in for decades now. Still, if
I were out in the country where only cows could testify...

> Apples and oranges, man. He's
> the a.shole, but it would be you ending up in jail if you fired up his car.

I haven't taken a ride in the back of a squad car in forever. I always
used to like listening to their radio jabber.

> > Here's hoping it rusts there before I ever need to actually pick it up.
> >
> ... and hoping that if you ever need to pick it up it's not too rusty.

Well even if it isn't, I probably will be. Even so, it'll make
sufficient noise to cause an intruder to consider alternative
opportunities.
Jamin - 24 Jul 2006 22:43 GMT
>> Did you suddenly sprout a mask and cape?
>
> Don't go given me ideas...

Nacho Libre is your new nickname.


> Yowza! I looked at the weather last week and while the whole middle of
> the country was baking at ~100F, Seattle was 60F. I was SO looking
> forward to getting out of here.

It's a temporary heat wave. It happens about once a summer: a full week of
90+ temps, the public pools are crowded with kids, the stores are all sold
out of fans and portable AC units, and ice cream shops make a mint,
meanwhile all the locals scurry to and fro, hiding from the angry fireball
in the sky, bitching about the heat.

It'll probably cool off in a few days. Who knows, maybe we'll get a
thunderstorm or some other crazy weather. I wouldn't mind a good solid
weekend of rain, or even just clouds and drizzle.

> I took none and despite the Anheiser Busch induced ramblings, violent
> encounters aren't something I've engaged in for decades now. Still, if
> I were out in the country where only cows could testify...

I hear what you're saying. There's often a significant gap between "the law"
and "justice". I'm a big fan of justice, but I'm also a fairly practical
sort of person.

> I haven't taken a ride in the back of a squad car in forever. I always
> used to like listening to their radio jabber.

I may take a ride in one soon, actually. Just met a nice cop
friend-of-a-friend sort of guy who I might do a ride-along with

> Well even if it isn't, I probably will be. Even so, it'll make
> sufficient noise to cause an intruder to consider alternative
> opportunities.

Very likely true. Burglars don't break into houses looking for gunfights.

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~kurt - 23 Jul 2006 20:25 GMT
> I wouldn't worry about you shooting my car. I know your gun is safe at home
> in the nightstand. ;)

Locked up, out of reach, and hard to get to when you need it just like the
Democrats want....

- Kurt
Saddlebag - 23 Jul 2006 23:46 GMT
> > I wouldn't worry about you shooting my car. I know your gun is safe at home
> > in the nightstand. ;)
>
> Locked up, out of reach, and hard to get to when you need it just like the
> Democrats want....

Actually, it's just sitting under my foot rest next to the couch,
loaded with six .357 magnum rounds. No curious kiddies round these
parts.
BrianNZ - 24 Jul 2006 00:45 GMT
>>> I wouldn't worry about you shooting my car. I know your gun is safe at home
>>> in the nightstand. ;)
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> loaded with six .357 magnum rounds. No curious kiddies round these
> parts.

Good man. I like the way the shells stay in revolvers.....less things to
pick up 'later'.......
~kurt - 24 Jul 2006 05:16 GMT
> Actually, it's just sitting under my foot rest next to the couch,
> loaded with six .357 magnum rounds. No curious kiddies round these
> parts.

Doesn't matter - the Democrats in many states have passed laws that
make what you are doing illegal....  They have passed Federal legislation
setting the stage for such laws on a national scale.

- Kurt
Jamin - 24 Jul 2006 05:20 GMT
> Actually, it's just sitting under my foot rest next to the couch,
> loaded with six .357 magnum rounds. No curious kiddies round these
> parts.

Next time you're out here we need to go to the range.

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Saddlebag - 24 Jul 2006 22:09 GMT
> > Actually, it's just sitting under my foot rest next to the couch,
> > loaded with six .357 magnum rounds. No curious kiddies round these
> > parts.
>
> Next time you're out here we need to go to the range.

I prefer the raw fish, but if you insist on cooking...

For the record, we'll be out on Friday Aug 18. Sat Aug 19, we pick up
the bikes. I thought maybe I'd take the other couple over to Olympia
and get back to the rainforest we had to bail on the last time. We'd
love to have you, Karrie, Andrew, et al join us if you're free.

Sun Aug 20 we head to Kelowna BC. I was planning on running through the
Wash Cascades and crossing over to Canada at the eastern part of the
state. I only ask that anyone wishing to go part or all the way must
remember that we are on Goldwings not Gold encrusted R1 LEs.

>From there, we're going to loop around through the Rockies and back
along a northern BC route that will dump us back in Seattle on Friday
Aug 25. Bikes go back first thing Sat Aug 26 and we fly back Sun Aug 27
:>(

We'll have to sneak in a beer or three in there somewhere.
Jamin - 24 Jul 2006 22:48 GMT
> I prefer the raw fish, but if you insist on cooking...

Just your luck: I have 80-lbs of sushi grade yellowfin tuna in the freezer.
It's yummy.

> For the record, we'll be out on Friday Aug 18. Sat Aug 19, we pick up
> the bikes. I thought maybe I'd take the other couple over to Olympia
> and get back to the rainforest we had to bail on the last time. We'd
> love to have you, Karrie, Andrew, et al join us if you're free.

Sounds like a fun time. I haven't been over to the Olympic Peninsula in a
while. BTW, "Olympia" is the state capital and also the name of a local
beer.

> Sun Aug 20 we head to Kelowna BC. I was planning on running through the
> Wash Cascades and crossing over to Canada at the eastern part of the
> state. I only ask that anyone wishing to go part or all the way must
> remember that we are on Goldwings not Gold encrusted R1 LEs.

Maybe I'll tag along to the border. That was one of the good routes I don't
think we did when you were out before.

> From there, we're going to loop around through the Rockies and back
> along a northern BC route that will dump us back in Seattle on Friday
> Aug 25. Bikes go back first thing Sat Aug 26 and we fly back Sun Aug 27
> :>(
>
> We'll have to sneak in a beer or three in there somewhere.

But of course.

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Saddlebag - 24 Jul 2006 23:35 GMT
> > I prefer the raw fish, but if you insist on cooking...
> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> while. BTW, "Olympia" is the state capital and also the name of a local
> beer.

Too damn many places with similar names I say!

> > Sun Aug 20 we head to Kelowna BC. I was planning on running through the
> > Wash Cascades and crossing over to Canada at the eastern part of the
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Maybe I'll tag along to the border. That was one of the good routes I don't
> think we did when you were out before.

I enjoyed the long winding sweepers over the Cascades that we took
after we broke with Andrew and Kelly (BTW, whatever happened to her?).
Is is a different route to get to the border entirely or just the
portion near the border?

> > From there, we're going to loop around through the Rockies and back
> > along a northern BC route that will dump us back in Seattle on Friday
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> >
> But of course.

I'll bring the pickles.

> Jamin
> "I don't want a pickle..."
Jamin - 25 Jul 2006 01:10 GMT
> I enjoyed the long winding sweepers over the Cascades that we took
> after we broke with Andrew and Kelly (BTW, whatever happened to her?).
> Is is a different route to get to the border entirely or just the
> portion near the border?

Hmm... maybe I'm forgetting which route we took last time. Do you recall the
roads?

> I'll bring the pickles.

But... but... I don't want a pickle.

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Saddlebag - 25 Jul 2006 01:36 GMT
> > I enjoyed the long winding sweepers over the Cascades that we took
> > after we broke with Andrew and Kelly (BTW, whatever happened to her?).
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Hmm... maybe I'm forgetting which route we took last time. Do you recall the
> roads?

I know we ate at a small deli and ended up in an umpa lumpa village of
some sort and in between was the Cascade mountain range. Does that
help?

> > I'll bring the pickles.
>
> But... but... I don't want a pickle.

Shadup and eat ur vegetables boy.
Jamin - 25 Jul 2006 21:54 GMT
> I know we ate at a small deli and ended up in an umpa lumpa village of
> some sort and in between was the Cascade mountain range. Does that
> help?

Yep. The village is Leavenworth, styled after a Bavarian alpine village.
It's on WA Hwy 2, just east of Stevens Pass, in the Cascade foothills. One
thing I love about riding through Leavenworth is the Chevron station
mini-mart. They have a walk-in beer cooler that's always around 35°F.
Whenever I roll through town and it's blazing hot, I gas up, get some
Gatorade, and then spend about 10 minutes in the beer cooler.

Hwy 2 is a pretty fun road. The one further north, Hwy 20, is even better.
Less traffic, nicer road, probably better scenery too. That's what we'll
have to go on if you're heading for the Canada border over there.

> Shadup and eat ur vegetables boy.

Yuck.

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Beckyboo - 20 Jul 2006 16:14 GMT
> Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> would make Saddam quiver:

Agreed!

> I must never apply for a concealed weapon

Wouldn't an unconcealed weapon be more effective though. Say medieval
in nature, rusty and rotten, and unable to fire would be okay too? The
English had some goodies that would stave off Subaru drivers. :-)

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Saddlebag - 21 Jul 2006 00:34 GMT
> > Bitches like these shall be subjected to a slow torturous death that
> > would make Saddam quiver:
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> in nature, rusty and rotten, and unable to fire would be okay too? The
> English had some goodies that would stave off Subaru drivers. :-)

The problem is, science is able to outsmart me these days...
P.Roehling - 20 Jul 2006 19:26 GMT
> I had an idiot in a little Subaru ride right over on top of me today.
> Blasting the horn mere feet from the cocksucker's window didn't disuade
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I must never apply for a concealed weapon

No need. I've found that when somebody knowingly does something stupid to
you, you can almost invariably make them sweat by continuing to follow them
and holding left your hand up to the side of your helmet as if you were
using a cell phone to report them and their whereabouts to the cops.

(You and I know that it doesn't work like that, but non-bikers don't.)

I've actually had a couple of cage drivers suddenly cross three lanes of
traffic and hit the nearest off ramp in an effort to get away from me!

Pete
Jamin - 20 Jul 2006 20:28 GMT
> I've actually had a couple of cage drivers suddenly cross three lanes of
> traffic and hit the nearest off ramp in an effort to get away from me!

THAT sounds safe.

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Saddlebag - 21 Jul 2006 00:35 GMT
> > I had an idiot in a little Subaru ride right over on top of me today.
> > Blasting the horn mere feet from the cocksucker's window didn't disuade
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> I've actually had a couple of cage drivers suddenly cross three lanes of
> traffic and hit the nearest off ramp in an effort to get away from me!

I like!
P.Roehling - 21 Jul 2006 04:47 GMT
> No need. I've found that when somebody knowingly does something stupid to
> you, you can almost invariably make them sweat by continuing to follow
> them and holding left your hand

"Holding left you hand"??

Sorry.

*Must* learn to proof-read!
Paul Elliot - 21 Jul 2006 14:31 GMT
>>No need. I've found that when somebody knowingly does something stupid to
>>you, you can almost invariably make them sweat by continuing to follow
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>
> *Must* learn to proof-read!

 Ah, like Yoda are we writing.

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