Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
eight so far this season. :-(
I got skittled from behind by an orange bib numpty who
then proceeded to ride over me and the bike. I managed
to get up and off the track but laid the other side of
the armco and just knew my collarbone had gone.
One ride in the ambulance and a rather sweaty me
as the doc removed my leathers, a load of pain killers,
getting picked up by my old man who drove 4+ hours
to come and get me then a trip to Chelmsford A&E,
a blue spongy sling and I'm finally at home.
Leathers and lid are a write off, bike has lots of cosmetic
damage plus a bent zorst where he used me as a braking
marker and probably bearing trouble if it was running
while on it's side.
Isn't racing great!
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 28 Jul 2007 23:12 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, antonye
<antonye@ukrm.net> typed
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
>eight so far this season. :-(
Oh dear.
The bone's going to smart a bit.
But not as much as the Ursine One leaping about and yelling "I *told*
you so!".
GWS.
>Leathers and lid are a write off, bike has lots of cosmetic
>damage plus a bent zorst where he used me as a braking
>marker and probably bearing trouble if it was running
>while on it's side.
WUN Engineering Services are at your disposal.

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antonye - 29 Jul 2007 09:11 GMT
> WUN Engineering Services are at your disposal.
Thanks, although I think I still have the spare
pegs you made up for me. They do a brilliant job
of acting like a crash bung while bending and
grinding away, keeping most bits off the floor.
Unfortunately they don't repel attacking numpties.
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muddy cat - 28 Jul 2007 23:43 GMT
> Isn't racing great!
Bugger, sorry to hear this mate.
GWS, etc.

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christofire - 28 Jul 2007 23:43 GMT
> Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
> smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
> eight so far this season. :-(
Balls. GWS.

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speedyspic@googlemail.com - 28 Jul 2007 23:53 GMT
> > Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
> > smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
> > eight so far this season. :-(
>
> Balls. GWS.
Bugger, hope everything heals and fixes easily.
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Veggie Dave - 29 Jul 2007 00:29 GMT
antonye <antonye@ukrm.net> wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
>eight so far this season. :-(
Clumsy bugger.
You're actually starting to make me look good.

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antonye - 29 Jul 2007 08:09 GMT
> You're actually starting to make me look good.
Heh, cheeky git :-)
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Bear - 29 Jul 2007 00:43 GMT
> Isn't racing great!
Thanks hugely for cheering me up on my rather miffed drive home.
The fact you were prepared to break bones just to make me feel better
about the loss of an expensive tyre and a colossally expensive wheel
only goes to show what a great mate you are.
PS: I still think bone from your previously removed second head could be
used as a graft.

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wessie - 29 Jul 2007 01:21 GMT
> PS: I still think bone from your previously removed second head could be
> used as a graft.
or just get the redundant collar bone fragments removed, like what horse
jockeys do

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Pip Luscher - 29 Jul 2007 09:56 GMT
>> PS: I still think bone from your previously removed second head could be
>> used as a graft.
>
>or just get the redundant collar bone fragments removed, like what horse
>jockeys do
That's taking weight-saving to extremes.

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antonye - 29 Jul 2007 08:09 GMT
> Thanks hugely for cheering me up on my rather miffed drive home.
>
> The fact you were prepared to break bones just to make me feel
> better about the loss of an expensive tyre and a colossally
> expensive wheel only goes to show what a great mate you are.
Yeah, still not quite sure how I managed that but I'm
glad to be of service, I think!
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Bear - 29 Jul 2007 11:34 GMT
> > Thanks hugely for cheering me up on my rather miffed drive home.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Yeah, still not quite sure how I managed that but I'm
> glad to be of service, I think!
I admit I was *thoroughly* pissed off; one split-second event and I'd
missed the PlatyParty. If the additional rain hadn't been forecast I'd
have chanced it (and gone to those superb folk, ProTyre of Brizzle, in
the morning), but 20mm minimum, on top of what had already fallen, was
worrying the hell out of me, so went home (good thing too - it tipped
down even this far east).
At the point I was most cheesed off, grumbling away to myself, your SMS
came through; the subsequent call a) cheered me up, coz you're always
fun to talk to, and b) made me realise I could have had a *much* worse
day.
Quik Fit in Balham have the right Michelin in the right size, so I'm off
out in a min to see if the alloy wheel has been too badly dinged to
continue. If it's just a tyre it'll be about £175. If it's the wheel
too I dread to think what the cost is going to be :(
PS: The missus *is* going to kill you when she gets back :)
PPS: It seems to be a popular UKRM racing injury; IIRC Champ got
similarly collected and dumped, with similar results.

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steve auvache - 29 Jul 2007 00:46 GMT
>Isn't racing great!
Your pain is my entertainment.

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Tim - 29 Jul 2007 08:57 GMT
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
>eight so far this season. :-(
Arsebiscuits! GWS

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Champ - 29 Jul 2007 11:11 GMT
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
>eight so far this season. :-(
When I first read this, I thought you meant you'd broken your
collarbone eight times!
>I got skittled from behind
That's how I broke my collarbone at Oulton.
>Leathers and lid are a write off, bike has lots of cosmetic
>damage plus a bent zorst where he used me as a braking
>marker and probably bearing trouble if it was running
>while on it's side.
Bugger. And expensive day out.
>Isn't racing great!
When it's good, it's very very good, but when it's bad it's terrible.
Get well soon. See if you can persuade the medics to give you a
'figure of eight' brace instead of a 'cuff and collar' - it's loads
more practical.

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antonye - 29 Jul 2007 13:01 GMT
> Get well soon. See if you can persuade the medics to give
> you a 'figure of eight' brace instead of a 'cuff and collar'
> - it's loads more practical.
Ta. I've already had the collarbone chat with Cobby
yesterday and he said the same. I'm at the fracture
clinic tomorrow so we'll see what happens, but have
a works private policy if I need it.
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Champ - 29 Jul 2007 14:08 GMT
>> Get well soon. See if you can persuade the medics to give
>> you a 'figure of eight' brace instead of a 'cuff and collar'
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>clinic tomorrow so we'll see what happens, but have
>a works private policy if I need it.
If they really won't play ball, I've still got my figure-of-8 brace
that I can send you.

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antonye - 29 Jul 2007 16:46 GMT
> If they really won't play ball, I've still got my
> figure-of-8 brace that I can send you.
Mmmm, sweaty.
Thanks, I'll see how it goes tomorrow.
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Grimly Curmudgeon - 29 Jul 2007 13:03 GMT
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember antonye <antonye@ukrm.net> saying
something like:
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>to get up and off the track but laid the other side of
>the armco and just knew my collarbone had gone.
Ouch.
What are you complaining about, you got laid, didn't you?

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Beav - 29 Jul 2007 13:51 GMT
> Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
> smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> as the doc removed my leathers, a load of pain killers,
> getting picked up by my old man
f.cking hell they're cruel in your area aren't they?

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platypus - 29 Jul 2007 23:27 GMT
> Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
> smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> to come and get me then a trip to Chelmsford A&E,
> a blue spongy sling and I'm finally at home.
Four hours? I'm just down the road. We could have collected you and
propped you up on the sofa to laugh at. Beer, drugs and munchies within
reach etc.

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Donald - 30 Jul 2007 15:42 GMT
> Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
> smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
> eight so far this season. :-(
snip
Unfortunately the electrics didn't fail today so I had to crash it to
maintain the average "in workshop" time appropriate for this type of
Italian motorbike.
GWS

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SD - 01 Aug 2007 00:08 GMT
>Castle Combe bit me (again) today and added another to the
>smashed collarbones in the series, making a total of
>eight so far this season. :-(
You fumsy clucker. GWS.

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