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PWCA - 03 Aug 2007 14:04 GMT
For all you in the north east, keep ya eyes peeled for a blue R1, possibly
98 or 99, damaged fairings and screen.

there was a bike smash up near hexham this w/e. R1 binned it going round a
corner, another bike came round (rider not connected to twat on R1) and
smashed into the binned R1. second rider thrown off, R1 rider picks up his
bike and leaves other rider in the road, no checks, no help no nowt,
second bloke could have been dead for all the concern shown. police would
very much like to find the rider of the R1. I personally would have no
probs turning this bloke in, leaving someone in the road for dead is
inexcusable whatever the circumstances. If anyone has any info contact
northumberland police.

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AndrewR - 03 Aug 2007 14:18 GMT
> there was a bike smash up near hexham this w/e.

You up in my neck of the woods, then?

> If anyone has any info contact
> northumberland police.

Are you plod, or is this only a casual interest?
PWCA - 03 Aug 2007 14:19 GMT
>> there was a bike smash up near hexham this w/e.
>
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>
> Are you plod, or is this only a casual interest?

Its a request from concerned parties

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AndrewR - 03 Aug 2007 14:23 GMT
> Its a request from concerned parties

I'll keep my eyes open, but a blue R1 with fairing damage isn't
exactly uncommon.
Bear - 03 Aug 2007 14:30 GMT
> > Its a request from concerned parties
>
> I'll keep my eyes open, but a blue R1 with fairing damage isn't
> exactly uncommon.

Ignore the twat.  He's a total retard.
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Dan White - 03 Aug 2007 14:35 GMT
>> > Its a request from concerned parties
>>
>> I'll keep my eyes open, but a blue R1 with fairing damage isn't
>> exactly uncommon.
>
> Ignore the twat.  He's a total retard.

I say, that's a bit harsh. He's only been back for about a week!

PS. Collect your sarcasm/irony tags.... <here> :-)

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AndrewR - 03 Aug 2007 14:36 GMT
> In article <1186147416.474290.45...@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> AndrewR says...
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Ignore the twat.  He's a total retard.

Hmmm, didn't you once have a blue R1 with fairing damage?

<Makes note of Bear's description to give to Northumbria Police>

Leather coat ... dodgy hair ... aged around 55 ... smells strongly of
alcohol.

I reckon you're looking at a 7 to 10 stretch.
Dan White - 03 Aug 2007 14:38 GMT
<snip>

> <Makes note of Bear's description to give to Northumbria Police>
>
> Leather coat ... dodgy hair ... aged around 55 ... smells strongly of
> alcohol.

I thought it was Auvache, then I double checked the age...

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Dan L - 03 Aug 2007 18:39 GMT
> > <Makes note of Bear's description to give to Northumbria Police>
> >
> > Leather coat ... dodgy hair ... aged around 55 ... smells strongly
> > of alcohol.
>
> I thought it was Auvache, then I double checked the age...

The describedodour was wrong too.  Now had he said "smelt of wee..."

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Dan L - 03 Aug 2007 18:58 GMT
> > <snip>
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> The describedodour was wrong too.  Now had he said "smelt of wee..."

wtf

described odour

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steve auvache - 03 Aug 2007 20:06 GMT
>> > <snip>
>> > >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>described odour

It is a sort of usenet version of the timo effect, just thinking about
me is enough to put you off your stroke.

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Dan L - 03 Aug 2007 20:28 GMT
> >> > <snip>
> >> > >
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> It is a sort of usenet version of the timo effect, just thinking about
> me is enough to put you off your stroke.

eau d'auvache
'cos you're worth it

ewww

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OMF#11

Bear - 03 Aug 2007 14:42 GMT
> > In article <1186147416.474290.45...@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> > AndrewR says...
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Hmmm, didn't you once have a blue R1 with fairing damage?

No fairing damage, so PpPpPpPpPpPp to you, mate.
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PWCA - 03 Aug 2007 14:53 GMT
>> > Its a request from concerned parties
>>
>> I'll keep my eyes open, but a blue R1 with fairing damage isn't
>> exactly uncommon.
>
> Ignore the twat.  He's a total retard.

And you a fat ugly c.nt, so what

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osvif@my-deja.com - 03 Aug 2007 15:00 GMT
> > In article <1186147416.474290.45...@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> > AndrewR says...
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> And you a fat ugly c.nt, so what

But he can spell and is funnier than you.
Bear - 03 Aug 2007 15:12 GMT
> > > In article <1186147416.474290.45...@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> > > AndrewR says...
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> >
> But he can spell and is funnier than you.

Be fair though, almost anyone is funnier than Prat With Cranial
Abnormality.
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Hog - 03 Aug 2007 14:39 GMT
>>> there was a bike smash up near hexham this w/e.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Its a request from concerned parties

Ignoring the fact that your post makes you sound like a twonk the
circumstances are unusual.
I have £20 here says the R1 pilot was a Tealeaf on a stolen bike.

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