Because it's about a bike.
I was offered a Beta 250cc stroker today, one of those trials bike stylee
things. 1989 but not used for some time and it looks like a REALLY good
deal. It looks good (unrestored and unabused), it all works, starts on the
first kick and the owner has a daylight kit for it, so it can be used
on-road as well as off.
Now I know f.ck all about off-roaders, but this bike sounds fantastic when
it's opened up and ticks over in typical stroker fashion and it goes like
buggery.
I was given an offer price of 350 quid which seemed cheap as chips to me and
the later 4 strokes are going at over a grand on fleabay. This thing will
piss all over a 200cc 4 stroke, so if anyone's interested...

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Whinging Courier - 13 Aug 2007 17:42 GMT
> Because it's about a bike.
Heh
> I was offered a Beta 250cc stroker today, one of those trials bike stylee
> things. 1989 but not used for some time and it looks like a REALLY good
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> it's opened up and ticks over in typical stroker fashion and it goes like
> buggery.
And?
> I was given an offer price of 350 quid which seemed cheap as chips to me and
> the later 4 strokes are going at over a grand on fleabay. This thing will
> piss all over a 200cc 4 stroke, so if anyone's interested...
Bloody hell, I though you were going to buy it.
Beav - 13 Aug 2007 19:48 GMT
>> Because it's about a bike.
>
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>
> And?
It's red and blue.
>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid which seemed cheap as chips to me
>> and
>> the later 4 strokes are going at over a grand on fleabay. This thing will
>> piss all over a 200cc 4 stroke, so if anyone's interested...
>
> Bloody hell, I though you were going to buy it.
Wtf would an old c.nt like me do with an off road bone breaker?

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Whinging Courier - 13 Aug 2007 21:43 GMT
> >> Because it's about a bike.
> >
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>
> It's red and blue.
Oh, that's nice.
> >> I was given an offer price of 350 quid which seemed cheap as chips to me
> >> and
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>
> Wtf would an old c.nt like me do with an off road bone breaker?
Get shackled to death?
Brownz (Mobile) - 13 Aug 2007 19:56 GMT
> Because it's about a bike.
>
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> thing will piss all over a 200cc 4 stroke, so if anyone's
> interested...
Ding ! Aloha.
Where is it ?
a d m i n [ a t ] b r o w n z [ d o t ] o r g

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Beav - 13 Aug 2007 23:20 GMT
>> Because it's about a bike.
>>
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>
> Where is it ?
I can't get through to you on your email as shown beelow or the "email
Brownz" on yer website.
Both are bouncing around the ether. Anyway, I'm in Bolton Lancs.
email me if you want at beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com.

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Brownz (Mobile) - 14 Aug 2007 00:27 GMT
>>> Because it's about a bike.
>>>
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>
> email me if you want at beavis dot original at ntlworld dot com.
Sorted - Got your email.
Replied. One of my mates is oop there every month, It'll fit in the back of
a lwb defender without to much hassle I guess.
Anyhoos - taken to email - so will talk tomorrow.

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Beav - 14 Aug 2007 09:52 GMT
>>>> Because it's about a bike.
>>>>
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> Replied. One of my mates is oop there every month, It'll fit in the back
> of a lwb defender without to much hassle I guess.
Piece o' piss.
> Anyhoos - taken to email - so will talk tomorrow.
Indeed.

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darsy - 13 Aug 2007 21:48 GMT
> I was offered a Beta 250cc
> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
jesus christos - where is it/you - I'll have it at that price....
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Pip Luscher - 13 Aug 2007 22:31 GMT
>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
>
>jesus christos - where is it/you - I'll have it at that price....
Well, given that Beav's a Norverner and trials bikes tend to be more
common in t'north, I'm guessing: not Surrey.

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Pete M - 13 Aug 2007 22:52 GMT
Accompanied by the sound of a chisel on slate Pip
Luscher,<pips.computer@spammers.foad.ntlworld.com> managed to produce
the following words of wisdom
>>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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> Well, given that Beav's a Norverner and trials bikes tend to be more
> common in t'north, I'm guessing: not Surrey.
Norvern, eh?
Hmm.... <checks piggy bank>

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Beav - 13 Aug 2007 23:18 GMT
>>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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> Well, given that Beav's a Norverner and trials bikes tend to be more
> common in t'north, I'm guessing: not Surrey.
Heh, spot on Pip:-)
I'm in Bolton and so is the bike.

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darsy - 14 Aug 2007 09:55 GMT
> >>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
> >>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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>
> I'm in Bolton and so is the bike.
<FX: considers possibility of riding 250cc trials bike from Bolton to
Enfield>
hmm - I've heard of worse.
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Beav - 14 Aug 2007 16:02 GMT
>> >>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>> >>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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>
> hmm - I've heard of worse.
There's a strong possibility that Mr Brown of this parrish could soon be the
new owner.

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Brownz (Mobile) - 15 Aug 2007 00:21 GMT
>>>>>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>>>>>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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> There's a strong possibility that Mr Brown of this parrish could soon
> be the new owner.
And I have to pay heaps of public praises to you for your help in securing
said deal.
A true gent - what's the tipple of choice in the Beav household ?

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Scraggy - 15 Aug 2007 09:16 GMT
> A true gent - what's the tipple of choice in the Beav household ?
Oh, well played Sir.

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Beav - 15 Aug 2007 19:55 GMT
>>>>>>> I was offered a Beta 250cc
>>>>>>> I was given an offer price of 350 quid
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> And I have to pay heaps of public praises to you for your help in securing
> said deal.
You'd have done the same for me H^H^H^H^Heh :-)
> A true gent - what's the tipple of choice in the Beav household ?
Believe it or not, tea and lots of it.

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Brownz (Mobile) - 16 Aug 2007 00:21 GMT
>>>>>>> On Aug 13, 5:33 pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
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>
> Believe it or not, tea and lots of it.
Heh, Noted - thats the impression I got from Scraggy's post, but was waiting
for confirmation.

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Beav - 16 Aug 2007 02:07 GMT
>>>>>>>> On Aug 13, 5:33 pm, "Beav" <beavis.origi...@ntlwoxorld.com>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
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> Heh, Noted - thats the impression I got from Scraggy's post, but was
> waiting for confirmation.
Yeah, Scraggy knows I'm a non boozer.

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