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Muck - 13 Aug 2007 22:25 GMT
I fuckin ate em.

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mb - 13 Aug 2007 22:49 GMT
> I fuckin ate em.

Who ate all the pies then?

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 13 Aug 2007 22:56 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb
<zierikzeeNO@SPAMgmail.com> typed

>> I fuckin ate em.
>
>Who ate all the pies then?

I nearly wet myself last week when I saw a guy on the Tube. Stretched
taut over his *massive* gut (you could hear the nylon straining) was a
rugby shirt proudly bearing the sponsor's logo.

The logo?

Ginster's.

Well, that answers *that* question.

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Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
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Champ - 13 Aug 2007 23:11 GMT
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb
><zierikzeeNO@SPAMgmail.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>Well, that answers *that* question.

<Mat Tab, in broad Bristolian accent>

Well that solves the pie conundrum.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 13 Aug 2007 23:15 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
<neal@champ.org.uk> typed

>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb
>><zierikzeeNO@SPAMgmail.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
>Well that solves the pie conundrum.

Christ, I wish I'd met him.

<thinks>

Once.

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speedyspic@googlemail.com - 13 Aug 2007 23:47 GMT
On 13 Aug, 23:15, Wicked Uncle Nigel <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk>
wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
> <n...@champ.org.uk> typed
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>
> Once.

I met him two or three times, and every one of those I was in
stitches. Funny bloke.

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vulgarandmischevious - 14 Aug 2007 00:56 GMT
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
><neal@champ.org.uk> typed
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Once.

f.cking funny c.nt.  I'm still a bit angry with him for dying.  Selfish
f.cker.

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deadmail@burnt.org.uk - 14 Aug 2007 01:08 GMT
vulgarandmischevious <vulgarandmischevious@gmail.com> wrote in message
<dsr1c39oukod33m1l4ej7fa13t08nu0ct0@4ax.com>:

>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
>><neal@champ.org.uk> typed
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>f.cking funny c.nt.  I'm still a bit angry with him for dying.  Selfish
>f.cker.

To be fair I don't think he meant to die.

I've been thinking about death and ukrm a bit recently.  I idly wondered
how long it will be until another established poster snuffs it.

Maybe we should do a couple of sweepstakes, one on the date and another
on the person?

If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].

[1] This means I'm going to snuff it tomorrow, doesn't it.
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Donald - 14 Aug 2007 01:26 GMT
>  vulgarandmischevious <vulgarandmischevious@gmail.com> wrote in message
> <dsr1c39oukod33m1l4ej7fa13t08nu0ct0@4ax.com>:
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>
> [1] This means I'm going to snuff it tomorrow, doesn't it.

Sounds more like mid-life crisis rumination.

I guess we are lucky that the average life span has increased so much
that it might be another 10 years before we hit the median and then it
really is a downward slope.

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Donald

deadmail@burnt.org.uk - 14 Aug 2007 01:44 GMT
Donald <Firstname_Surname@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
<5icb4fF3ols9iU1@mid.individual.net>:

<snip>
>> I've been thinking about death and ukrm a bit recently.  I idly wondered
>> how long it will be until another established poster snuffs it.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Sounds more like mid-life crisis rumination.

Oh, grief, no.  I couldn't really cope with another mid life crisis.
Or, to be more exact, I don't think my liver or career could.

>I guess we are lucky that the average life span has increased so much
>that it might be another 10 years before we hit the median and then it
>really is a downward slope.

The median age in the UK is about 39 at the moment so most people *are*
younger than many of the established posters.
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Donald - 14 Aug 2007 02:34 GMT
>  Donald <Firstname_Surname@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
> <5icb4fF3ols9iU1@mid.individual.net>:
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> Oh, grief, no.  I couldn't really cope with another mid life crisis.
> Or, to be more exact, I don't think my liver or career could.

It's funny I thought I'd had all my mid-life crises by now. Livers had a
hammering this year, so I suppose it's got to be career that gets the
treatment next.

>> I guess we are lucky that the average life span has increased so much
>> that it might be another 10 years before we hit the median and then it
>> really is a downward slope.
>
> The median age in the UK is about 39 at the moment so most people *are*
> younger than many of the established posters.

Damn, I was hoping it had gone up to 50 or something.

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Lady Nina - 14 Aug 2007 03:05 GMT
>The median age in the UK is about 39 at the moment

Yay, I'm not middle aged yet.
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John Bilberg - 14 Aug 2007 15:22 GMT
> > The median age in the UK is about 39 at the moment
>
> Yay, I'm not middle aged yet.

"Middle aged is own age plus ten years - sort of a moving feast."
Lois McMasters Bujold

A great consolation to me.

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TMack - 14 Aug 2007 08:01 GMT
> vulgarandmischevious <vulgarandmischevious@gmail.com> wrote in message
> <dsr1c39oukod33m1l4ej7fa13t08nu0ct0@4ax.com>:
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> Maybe we should do a couple of sweepstakes, one on the date and
> another on the person?

How about a tontine?  Last one alive ends up with a vast number of SOBs.

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Eiron - 14 Aug 2007 08:26 GMT
> I've been thinking about death and ukrm a bit recently.  I idly wondered
> how long it will be until another established poster snuffs it.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].

I'll vote for Bruce, shot by a redneck during his Easy Rider trip around
the USA.

Does the ECE 22-05 helmet standard include penetration by a bullet at
close range?
I need to know as I often use the M40 in Warwickshire.

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Owen - 14 Aug 2007 21:21 GMT
>> I've been thinking about death and ukrm a bit recently.  I idly wondered
>> how long it will be until another established poster snuffs it.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>close range?
>I need to know as I often use the M40 in Warwickshire.

The rednecks often use the M16 in Texas
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Life... mostly works...

steve auvache - 14 Aug 2007 08:32 GMT
> vulgarandmischevious <vulgarandmischevious@gmail.com> wrote in message
><dsr1c39oukod33m1l4ej7fa13t08nu0ct0@4ax.com>:
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>
>If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].

That be a bosm weekend or there abouts won't it.  At least I'll go
happy.

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CT - 14 Aug 2007 09:00 GMT
[death]
> > If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].
>
> That be a bosm weekend or there abouts won't it.  At least I'll go
> happy.

You reckon you'll get a shag at the bosm and that it will be your last
act on this mortal coil?

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deadmail@burnt.org.uk - 14 Aug 2007 13:36 GMT
"CT" <me@christrollen.co.uk> wrote in message
<xn0f9xq48191bx001@news.individual.net>:

>[death]
>> > If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>You reckon you'll get a shag at the bosm and that it will be your last
>act on this mortal coil?

He'll collapse dead on top of the 'lucky lady'?  Bluuurgghhhh.
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steve auvache - 14 Aug 2007 20:40 GMT
>[death]
>> > If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>You reckon you'll get a shag at the bosm and that it will be your last
>act on this mortal coil?

I haven't yet and nor do I expect to.  However, I have noticed over the
years that the band always pulls.

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speedyspic@googlemail.com - 14 Aug 2007 20:53 GMT
> In article <xn0f9xq48191bx...@news.individual.net>, CT
> <m...@christrollen.co.uk> writes
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> I haven't yet and nor do I expect to.  However, I have noticed over the
> years that the band always pulls.

That's bollocks, I've never been in a band.

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Dr Ivan D. Reid - 14 Aug 2007 22:11 GMT
>> I haven't yet and nor do I expect to.  However, I have noticed over the
>> years that the band always pulls.

> That's bollocks, I've never been in a band.

    Neither have I. ...  Oh... :-(

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steve auvache - 14 Aug 2007 22:49 GMT
>> In article <xn0f9xq48191bx...@news.individual.net>, CT
>> <m...@christrollen.co.uk> writes
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
>That's bollocks, I've never been in a band.

Doesn't stop you being a class act though.

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Phil Launchbury - 14 Aug 2007 09:08 GMT
> Maybe we should do a couple of sweepstakes, one on the date and another
> on the person?
>
> If so, I'm putting dibs on w/c 10/03/08 and Steve Auvache[1].

Just at the moment I'm volunteering and about now.. another week of
migraines with very little prospect of them stopping. In the last month
I've had about 10 days without a bad headache or migraine of some sort.

It's not much fun and the medication isn't very pleasant either.

Phil.

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steve auvache - 14 Aug 2007 20:47 GMT
>> Maybe we should do a couple of sweepstakes, one on the date and another
>> on the person?
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>It's not much fun and the medication isn't very pleasant either.

Have you considered that you are taking the wrong drugs?  Maybe you
should have some more of the recreational type and less of the medical.

Or it could be your body's way of telling you it doesn't like being
holy.

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