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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"
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> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
> TOG@toil.?.murray.invalid typed
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> It's the black Halvarssons, hanging up on the door. Thanks.
Bearing in mind this poor woman in Australia who was killed by her pet camel
and his <ahem> urges
Molly, the Camel
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraqi
desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel
hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have Molly the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
"urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts
having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring
the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands
on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are."

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