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TOG@toil,chateau.murray@btinternet.com, - 23 Aug 2007 16:02 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 23 Aug 2007 16:09 GMT

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TOG@toil.?.murray.invalid typed

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

ROTFLMLO.

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CT - 23 Aug 2007 16:15 GMT

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html

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ginge - 23 Aug 2007 16:18 GMT

> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html

I like the second comment down.

I'll bet he wasn't 'happy'.

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Greybeard - 23 Aug 2007 16:17 GMT

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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

He won't have a leg to stand on if he wants to sue ;o)

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Greybeard - 23 Aug 2007 16:17 GMT

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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

He won't have a leg to stand on if he wants to sue ;o)

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Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot - 23 Aug 2007 17:06 GMT

> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
> <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:1187881368.299784.90840@x40g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
>
> He won't have a leg to stand on if he wants to sue ;o)

Twice? Because he lost them both?

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Greybeard - 23 Aug 2007 17:31 GMT

>> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
>> <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Twice? Because he lost them both?

I only sent it once!
The pikey server is in stereo mode?

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ottguit@hotmail.com - 23 Aug 2007 20:32 GMT

Mungo Two Sheds Toadfoot wrote:

> > <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
> > <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> --
> Si - XV535

No legs, I guess he'll be speding the rest of his life Bummin' around!
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sweller - 23 Aug 2007 17:29 GMT

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

Unfortunately, it's my patch and he was one of ours.

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Paul Carmichael - 23 Aug 2007 17:37 GMT

TOG@toil wrote:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

I don't get it.

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Rope - 24 Aug 2007 09:54 GMT

> TOG@toil wrote:
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> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
>
> I don't get it.

I'm glad it's not just me.

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Beav - 24 Aug 2007 17:21 GMT

>> TOG@toil wrote:
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> I'm glad it's not just me.

Well normally one is stable when balanced on two legs, so to have both
removed and still be "stable" is a bit of a piss take by the journo.

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Rope - 24 Aug 2007 18:09 GMT

> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
> >>
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> Well normally one is stable when balanced on two legs, so to have both
> removed and still be "stable" is a bit of a piss take by the journo.

Well I guessed that was implied, but it's still not funny.

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Beav - 24 Aug 2007 20:41 GMT

>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
>> >>
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> Well I guessed that was implied, but it's still not funny.

Did TOG say it was funny?

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Des - 25 Aug 2007 20:22 GMT

>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

>> >> I don't get it.

>> > I'm glad it's not just me.

>> Well normally one is stable when balanced on two legs, so to have both
>> removed and still be "stable" is a bit of a piss take by the journo.

> Well I guessed that was implied, but it's still not funny.

That's not for you to decide. If Bullshit Bear declares it funny, then you
have to laugh.

D.

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Beav - 25 Aug 2007 21:02 GMT

>>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
>
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> you
> have to laugh.

But Bear hasn't posted ANY opinion in this thread.

Time for some new specs?

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Des - 25 Aug 2007 21:33 GMT

>>>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
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> But Bear hasn't posted ANY opinion in this thread.

I wouldn't know: the superficial, self-obsessed, uneducated, classless,
vacuous, self-loathing, pikey shithead has been in my killfile since I came
back to this newsgroup.

D.

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Beav - 26 Aug 2007 16:30 GMT

>>>>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
>>>
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> came
> back to this newsgroup.

Not your favourite person then?

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Des - 26 Aug 2007 16:36 GMT

>>>>>> >> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm
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> Not your favourite person then?

On a personal level, I've nothing against him.

D.

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Paul Carmichael - 24 Aug 2007 18:27 GMT

>>>TOG@toil wrote:
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> Well normally one is stable when balanced on two legs, so to have both
> removed and still be "stable" is a bit of a piss take by the journo.

Still don't see the joke I'm afraid.

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Beav - 23 Aug 2007 18:26 GMT

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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

I wonder if they do this sort of thing deliberately. I'm surprised he didn't
say the poor c.nt would recover shortly.

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Cab - 23 Aug 2007 19:13 GMT

> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
> <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> I wonder if they do this sort of thing deliberately. I'm surprised he
> didn't say the poor c.nt would recover shortly.

I'm stumped if I could come up with a better retort.

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Scraggy - 23 Aug 2007 22:06 GMT

>> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
>> <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> I'm stumped if I could come up with a better retort.

Come on, that's a bit low.

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Beav - 24 Aug 2007 17:20 GMT

>>> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.murray@btinternet.com>;
>>> <chateau.murray@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Come on, that's a bit low.

He's a low down bum, that's why.

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TOG@toil,chateau.murray@btinternet.com, - 24 Aug 2007 12:59 GMT

> <TOG@toil>; <chateau.mur...@btinternet.com>; <chateau.mur...@btinternet.com>
> wrote in messagenews:1187881368.299784.90840@x40g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
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> I wonder if they do this sort of thing deliberately. I'm surprised he didn't
> say the poor c.nt would recover shortly.

There seems to be a rogue sub on the Beeb website. Quite a few
headlines raise your eyebrows, but nothing that can't be explained
away by: "Blimey, I never read it that way! OK: I'll do another one."

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mb - 23 Aug 2007 18:48 GMT

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

Good grief.

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Nige - 23 Aug 2007 21:27 GMT

TOG@toil wrote:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/6960201.stm

better than 'Freddie Star Ate My Hamster' is that!

;)

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