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Motorcycle Forum / Country Specific / UK Group / February 2008Forward observation
#1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, has recently returned from his local magistrates court. Failure to identify a Laser Scamera van while travelling at 122 mph was added to an earlier offence of being in possession of a wheelie in a public place. To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended retest was the way forward. He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. Possibly. Bless.  SignatureI don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx > #1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, Any fule know yoofs know everyfink and anyone over 30 is just waiting to die. >has recently returned from his local magistrates court. >Failure to identify a Laser Scamera van while travelling at 122 mph was >added to an earlier offence of being in possession of a wheelie in a public >place. Dozy c.nt. >To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his >licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended >retest was the way forward. Should've added a kicking from #1 god-dad. >He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. >Possibly. When was he lobotomised? SignatureFr. Jack The soon to be ex-Civil Servant >> #1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Should've added a kicking from #1 god-dad. I'd have taken him out for beers if he was my godson and told him to keep up the good work but try to avoid being caught. >>He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. >>Possibly. > >When was he lobotomised? He should have been lobotomised for buying a poxy bandit in the first place. > He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. > Possibly. > > Bless. Hmm. Never could see the point of paying more in insurance premiums than the bike was worth. (That is if he can even /get/ insurance this side of 2028) > To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his > licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended > retest was the way forward. f.cking hell, how many people did he kill? We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> saying something like: >> To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his >> licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended >> retest was the way forward. > >f.cking hell, how many people did he kill? Seems a bit excessive. They'll be after the smokers next. Oh; they already are. SignatureDave GS850x2 XS650 SE6a "A scone and tea at half past three Makes the day a little brighter Keep your cakes and fancy tarts And stick them up your shiter." > We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the > drugs began to take hold. I remember Cane <CaneUKRM@gmail.com> saying [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Seems a bit excessive. Does dunnit? I think you can be lasered from well over a km away these days? I'm not sure I'd spot one either. <Googles> http://www.ukspeedtraps.co.uk/speed1.htm Yep, 1000m. Ok if you're going more than 250kph though. Hmmm. I think I might be tempted to challenge the accuracy if it were me facing that kind of penalty. Signature/Simon On Feb 28, 1:27 pm, Simon Wilson <siwil...@NODAMNSPAM.hotmail.com> wrote: > > We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the > > drugs began to take hold. I remember Cane <CaneU...@gmail.com> saying [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Does dunnit? f.cking right - how the hell can a bit of speeding/careless (whatever he was done for) result in community service? Or was he means-tested and given this because the bench wanted more than 5p? FFS. -- d. > #1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, has recently returned > from his local magistrates court. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > of his licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an > extended retest was the way forward. Kids, eh? > He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. > Possibly. Mk.I Eyeball, he means. > #1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, has recently returned from his >local magistrates court. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended >retest was the way forward. <wince> There but for the grace of god... SignatureChamp I don't know, but I been told, you never slow down, you never get old ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 (race) neal at champ dot org dot uk > On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:00:04 -0000, "Scraggy" > >To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his > >licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > There but for the grace of god... YM "but for the totally random and ad hoc nature of reality" -- d. >> On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:00:04 -0000, "Scraggy" > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> There but for the grace of god... >YM "but for the totally random and ad hoc nature of reality" I do. But it doesn't trip off the tongue so easily. SignatureChamp I don't know, but I been told, you never slow down, you never get old ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 (race) neal at champ dot org dot uk >>place. >>To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > There but for the grace of god... Ahem. I refer to the gentlemans non-avocation of religion.. <Yes yes - I know it's just a phrase. I just thought I'd point up the absurdity of using such phrases when you don't believe in God..> Phil. SignaturePhil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' >>> place. >>> To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > <Yes yes - I know it's just a phrase. I just thought I'd point up the > absurdity of using such phrases when you don't believe in God..> He moves in a mysterious way. But then, so do scientists (well, Stephen Hawking does, anyway) SignatureMike H GSX750F >>>> place. >>>> To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >But then, so do scientists (well, Stephen Hawking does, anyway) Electricity, surely? Signature-Pip >>>To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his >>>licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] ><Yes yes - I know it's just a phrase. I just thought I'd point up the >absurdity of using such phrases when you don't believe in God..> Absurdity? Don't be daft. Almost all english sayings are based on things which have long passed. When I say someone was "hoist by his own petard" I don't mean he blew himself up with a bomb. When I say something is "beyond the pale" I don't mean it is outside the fence. Christ but you're tedious sometimes. SignatureChamp I don't know, but I been told, you never slow down, you never get old ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 (race) neal at champ dot org dot uk > On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:22:25 +0000, Phil Launchbury > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Christ but you're tedious sometimes. "sometimes" is offering an unnecessary kindness, IYAM. -- d. >><Yes yes - I know it's just a phrase. I just thought I'd point up the >>absurdity of using such phrases when you don't believe in God..> > > Absurdity? Don't be daft. Almost all english sayings are based on I'm not being daft. I'm being pernickety. > Christ but you're tedious sometimes. At least I have the ability (sadly lacking in you it appears) to see how things look from other peoples viewpoint. But then my ego isn't bigger than the US National Debt. Phil. SignaturePhil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' Phil Launchbury secured a place in history by writing: > But then my ego isn't > bigger than the US National Debt. If you're really going to be pernickety: $ are not a measure of ego... SignatureF Sprint RS "Big Yellow" COO#1 > Phil Launchbury secured a place in history by writing: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > If you're really going to be pernickety: $ are not a measure of > ego... No, but the US National Debt is a good example of something so big as to be beyond human comprehension. SignatureJohn B John B secured a place in history by writing: > No, but the US National Debt is a good example of something so big as > to be beyond human comprehension. [1] A big thing in monetary terms (or, indeed, numerical) is a shite metaphor for a dimensionally ephemeral concept like ego. Was my point. It's like saying 'Jon B's intellect is bigger than there are grains of sand on the planet' i.e meaningless [1] And it isn't, at all. I can quite happily get my head round (US) trillions, particularly if reduced to a percapita measure. THis may be much simpler than comprehending the size of Champ's ego. SignatureF Sprint RS "Big Yellow" COO#1 > ><Yes yes - I know it's just a phrase. I just thought I'd point up the > >absurdity of using such phrases when you don't believe in God..> > > Christ but you're tedious sometimes. lol Signaturedog sl1000 two#5 pwcram#3 > > #1 godson, who, being a yoof, knows it all, has recently returned from his > >local magistrates court. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > There but for the grace of god... ...go most of us. SignatureBMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Honda CB400F & SL125 GAGARPHOF#30 GHPOTHUF#1 BOTAFOT#60 ANORAK#06 YTC#3 BOF#30 WUSS#5 The bells, the bells..... chateau dot murray at idnet dot com >To demonstrate the error of his ways, the bench decided that removal of his >licence for twelve months, 240 hours community service and an extended >retest was the way forward. >He has decided that his B6 must be replaced by an R1. In the future. "You'll never catch me alive, copper" Signature-Pip |
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