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Motorcycle Forum / Country Specific / UK Group / February 2008Fuckity f.ck that hurt
Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. <throb, throb> > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> Get a man in, YKIMS.  SignatureLozzo Slightly bent Suzuki SV650S K5 >> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >> >> <throb, throb> > > Get a man in, YKIMS. I was doing a man a favour at the time... > > > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > I was doing a man a favour at the time... I've heard you say that before. SignatureLozzo Slightly bent Suzuki SV650S K5 >>> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >I was doing a man a favour at the time... Did they take him directly to casualty ? Cane have you considered going private ? Signaturegeoff >> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >> >> <throb, throb> > > Get a man in, YKIMS. Why pay somke bloke to stab her through her finger nail, she's good at it already ;) SignatureNige, talking utter shite since 1967. Focus ST3 Discovery 3 XS (coming soon!) Daytona SE NIGE#1 > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> BTDT got the scar still. PS. There was a program on the TV about blowing things up with Chinese mines. That wasn't you in the background was it? SignatureMike In news:jo-dnV54tZafjVranZ2dnUVZ8rCdnZ2d@bt.com, Beelzebub <niggly@the.world> wibbled > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> don't run with scissors SignatureSteve Parry Kawasaki ZX12-R <due shortly> 07 K1200GT SE 95 BMW F650 87 Yamaha FS1 Sukida SK90PY 91 Kawasaki AR50 07 VW Passat SE Estate for comfort www.gwynfryn.co.uk > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> <U<RM stampede> Signaturep BotM#1 LotR#9 >Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. <OW> ><throb, throb> Philips or normal? EMNTK SignatureLady Nina Like everything else in life, a provisional arrangement until perfection is attained. On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:48:19 -0000, "Beelzebub" <niggly@the.world> said >Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > ><throb, throb> I stitched my thumb up once after I sliced it open... So, if you need any help... SignatureSnowleopard >^..^< "Handwashing the delicates" > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> I can vouch for the level of pain caused by jumping off a chair and landing on an upturned 3-pin power plug in bare feet. <gush, gush> Gave A&E a larf! SignatureR. >> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Gave A&E a larf! Pah, wimp try a coach bolt sized screw... It's not the pain, it's just the feeling when you take it out Signaturegeoff >>> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > It's not the pain, it's just the feeling when you take it out I remember them taking the drain out, when I had my appendix removed. Green plastic tubing - I thought there was probably a few inches. Actually, there was something like a couple of yards. Didn't actually hurt, but it was the most entirely unwholesome feeling I've ever experienced. >>>> Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >hurt, but it was the most entirely unwholesome feeling I've ever >experienced. A 4 inch long rusty screw right through the foot, where you can feel the thread pulling the flesh ... urrgh I could have put my finger in the hole and wiggled it about , but felt a bit squeamish at the time Signaturegeoff >> It's not the pain, it's just the feeling when you take it out > > I remember them taking the drain out, when I had my appendix removed. Green > plastic tubing - I thought there was probably a few inches. Actually, there > was something like a couple of yards. Didn't actually hurt, but it was the > most entirely unwholesome feeling I've ever experienced. Like having the packing removed from the trench that the surgeon had carved in my palate during the op I had when I was about 18. The one and only time I have ever fainted. I didn't hurt at all but they reckon that pulling the packing out of the wound released some toxins.. Phil SignaturePhil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' > In message <xBFxj.55105$jH4.53472@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, Rudy > Lacchin <tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes >"Beelzebub" [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > It's not the pain, it's just the feeling when you take it out http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/browse_thread/thread /fd571318e2da61f6/869acaa9f9646b50?hl=en&lnk=st&q=#869acaa9f9646b50 SignatureLozzo Slightly bent Suzuki SV650S K5 >> In message <xBFxj.55105$jH4.53472@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, Rudy >> Lacchin <tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes >"Beelzebub" [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/browse_thread/thread >/fd571318e2da61f6/869acaa9f9646b50?hl=en&lnk=st&q=#869acaa9f9646b50 but you're a walking medical disaster and we know it Which reminds of me of the time I was chasing a cat out of my garden and impaled myself on a spike of my fence - it went in 10cm (I measured the subcutenous fat on the spike when I got back from hospital) S E Asia, eh ? Signaturegeoff >>> In message <xBFxj.55105$jH4.53472@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, Rudy >>> Lacchin <tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes >"Beelzebub" [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > impaled myself on a spike of my fence - it went in 10cm (I measured the > subcutenous fat on the spike when I got back from hospital) I assume not perpendicular to the skin's surface? SignatureCatman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) 116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2 Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see. www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk >>>> In message <xBFxj.55105$jH4.53472@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, Rudy >>>> Lacchin <tecra@REMOVE.THISblueyonder.co.uk> writes >"Beelzebub" [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > >I assume not perpendicular to the skin's surface? No, fairly shallow - into the muscle, but no graunched bone ... made it easy getting a parking space at the hospital when I took the towel off my arm and showed the parkee Signaturegeoff > Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > > <throb, throb> Does it look like this? http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/207661/attachments/Jonathan%20Rea%20finger.jpg [Look, I know it's been posted up there ^. That's how I know about it] SignatureChris >Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. > ><throb, throb> I'll see your screwdriver and raise you a wisdom tooth extraction where the anaesthetic doesn't work. SignatureZX-10R On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:17:18 +0000, in <dsmfs3hgtvl806jvr7f15u4r314qqgvhjo@4ax.com>, Ben <ben@bensales_DOT_ME.uk> wrote: >>Stabbing yourself through the thumbnail with a screwdriver. >> >><throb, throb> > >I'll see your screwdriver and raise you a wisdom tooth extraction >where the anaesthetic doesn't work. Hah. Try a vasectomy where the local anaesthetic didn't quite go deep enough. Signature_______ .'_/_|_\_'. Ace (b.rogers at ifrance.com) \`\ | /`/ DS#8 BOTAFOT#3 SbS#2 UKRMMA#13 DFV#8 SKA#2 IBB#10 `\\ | //' `\|/` ` > On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:17:18 +0000, in > <dsmfs3hgtvl806jvr7f15u4r314qqgvhjo@4ax.com>, Ben [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Hah. Try a vasectomy where the local anaesthetic didn't quite go deep > enough. BTDTGTTS Not nice at all. Having some bloke outside whistling a jaunty tune whilst painting the window frame was a bit disconcerting too. SignatureDan L Too much time to think, too little to do. dan.yodanet@gmail.com http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/ 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7) X-FOT#000 DIAABTCOD #26 BOMB#18 (slow) OMF#11 |
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