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The Older Gentleman - 26 May 2008 16:56 GMT
Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
wallet, etc.

*Kill*.

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Beelzebub - 26 May 2008 16:58 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

Whilst highly irritating, given the recent knifey happenings, he's probably
very lucky to only have lost material items.
SteveH - 26 May 2008 16:58 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

Move somewhere less pikey ;-)
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Andy Bonwick - 26 May 2008 17:02 GMT
>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> wallet, etc.
>>
>> *Kill*.
>
>Move somewhere less pikey ;-)

Or recruit a few friends to go and seek revenge. Sutton isn't that big
a place so identification should be achievable. Never mind evidence
that'd stand up in court, just id the f.cker, shove him in an unmarked
van and take him somewhere for a spot of light entertainment.
Brownz (Mobile) - 26 May 2008 20:10 GMT
>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> that'd stand up in court, just id the f.cker, shove him in an unmarked
> van and take him somewhere for a spot of light entertainment.

Heh, I saw one of those polite collections happen round here a few months
ago.

Local scrote, known for small time dealing, theiving, anti social behaviour
etc etc

I was walking towards our local shops and could see him with mates doing the
usual - sitting on a wall with a bottle of Vodka swearing at passers by.

A white astra pulled in at speed and out jumped 2 large fellas with baseball
bats, he didn't even have a chance to run before he was bundled into the
back of the van.

It did appear to do the trick though, as he does appear to be somewhat
reformed and has a job now.

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Beav - 26 May 2008 20:22 GMT
>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> that'd stand up in court, just id the f.cker, shove him in an unmarked
> van and take him somewhere for a spot of light entertainment.

I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I was
a social outcast for months.

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Andy Bonwick - 26 May 2008 20:25 GMT
>>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I was
>a social outcast for months.

I've never been against a spot of conversion work. I'd want to be
certain I'd got the right person but we're not talking a f.cking knee
capping session here.
Bear - 26 May 2008 22:03 GMT
> >>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> >>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> certain I'd got the right person but we're not talking a f.cking knee
> capping session here.

Or, to quote a mate, whose brother had had his 3rd MX bike nicked in 3
months, on spying the miscreant in our local:

"What's that word again, Bear?" [1]

"Recidivist"

"Ta.  Well he's one of them, and I'm giving him a couple of love-taps as
a result.  Tally-ho" [2]

[1] I'd introduced him to the term earlier in the evening, and he
clearly loved it
[2] why on earth a working class builder locked onto that as his "it's
going down" phrase of choice I have no idea, but it's one of the things
I recall most strongly about him
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Beav - 27 May 2008 02:03 GMT
>>>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> certain I'd got the right person but we're not talking a f.cking knee
> capping session here.

It's all in the degree then. I thought kicking 3 scrotes who kicked my son
(a while back) was justified and so did the dad of one of the scrote's when
he came round to "sort me out" after his sh.t-for-brains son told him how
he'd been attacked for no reason.

After a few words, said dad turned on his own scrotal emission and clouted
him on my doorstep. Good move I thought.

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steve auvache - 26 May 2008 21:20 GMT
>>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I was
>a social outcast for months.

Do you honestly think that has anything to do with your views on this
matter?  If that were truly the case then I too would be a social
outcast in these parts.

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Beav - 27 May 2008 02:05 GMT
>>>>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>>>>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Do you honestly think that has anything to do with your views on this
> matter?

I think you mean "Do I honestly GAF" and the answer is plainly.. "No".

> If that were truly the case then I too would be a social
> outcast in these parts.

Whereas you're a pillar of the community like me.

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steve auvache - 27 May 2008 03:59 GMT
>Whereas you're a pillar of the community like me.

Harsh but true.

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Beav - 27 May 2008 16:33 GMT
>>Whereas you're a pillar of the community like me.
>
> Harsh but true.

Well I'm changing. I'm gong to become a pillow of society.

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steve auvache - 27 May 2008 19:04 GMT
>>>Whereas you're a pillar of the community like me.
>>
>> Harsh but true.
>
>Well I'm changing. I'm gong to become a pillow of society.

Something to dribble onto in the night?

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Beav - 28 May 2008 10:32 GMT
>>>>Whereas you're a pillar of the community like me.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Something to dribble onto in the night?

Without a doubt.

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Andy Bonwick - 27 May 2008 05:04 GMT
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>>>I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I
>>>was
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>I think you mean "Do I honestly GAF" and the answer is plainly.. "No".

Then why post about it? I think you do give a f.ck and you probably
suspect some kind of a north/south bias creeping into the newsgroup.
Beav - 27 May 2008 16:37 GMT
> snip>
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>
> Then why post about it?

It's my right.

>I think you do give a f.ck and you probably
> suspect some kind of a north/south bias creeping into the newsgroup.

Well you're wrong and as for a north/south bias, well the country isn't big
enough to support it.

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Bear - 26 May 2008 21:58 GMT
> >>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> >>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I was
> a social outcast for months.

Be fair though; in any civilised society you'd be a social outcast
forever :)
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Beav - 27 May 2008 02:07 GMT
>> >>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> >>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Be fair though; in any civilised society you'd be a social outcast
> forever :)

But this is UKRM. Nothing civilised about this place at all. Ask anyone on
reeky. Or Des.

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des - 27 May 2008 05:15 GMT
> > Be fair though; in any civilised society you'd be a social outcast
> > forever :)
>
> But this is UKRM. Nothing civilised about this place at all. Ask anyone on
> reeky. Or Des.

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TD - 27 May 2008 22:13 GMT
>> > Be fair though; in any civilised society you'd be a social outcast
>> > forever :)
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> des | 'what does it matter what he posts?'

Sort your sig sep out.

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Rope - 31 May 2008 13:38 GMT
Beav spoke:
> > Or recruit a few friends to go and seek revenge. Sutton isn't that big
> > a place so identification should be achievable. Never mind evidence
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I believe that when I mentioned doing something like that a while ago, I was
> a social outcast for months.

<des mode>
That's because you aren't clique

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Beav - 31 May 2008 14:49 GMT
> Beav spoke:
>> > Or recruit a few friends to go and seek revenge. Sutton isn't that big
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> <des mode>
> That's because you aren't clique

Oh bugger, you should know by now. There is......

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steve auvache - 26 May 2008 17:06 GMT
>Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>wallet, etc.

Your lad seems to be on something of a mission to get himself on every
set of victim stats in the book.  Well done Sir you have obviously
educated him well, when do the compo cases finish?

>*Kill*.

Well yes, obviously.  Gimme a shout when he are doing the citizen pissed
off enough to start the vigilante thing and wants some help.  He can
borrow me alloy baseball bat.  Easier for a young lad to swing imho but
nowhere near as warm and comforting as hickory.

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Bear - 26 May 2008 17:08 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

In *Sutton*?  Jesus H Christ, that's heavy :(

Still, at least he's undamaged.
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The Older Gentleman - 26 May 2008 17:17 GMT
> > Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> > wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Still, at least he's undamaged.

My feelings too. And we have a household policy that *should* pay out.
Bioggest PITA is having to apply for another NI card and driving licence
(those were in his wallet too).

I'll replace all his kit this week, and he can pay me back when the
insco coughs. If ever.

That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
under next door's patio. This is going to be fun. Nice people, but we're
going to have to tell them that their garden is going to be ripped
apart.

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steve auvache - 26 May 2008 17:25 GMT
>That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
>broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
>under next door's patio. This is going to be fun. Nice people, but we're
>going to have to tell them that their garden is going to be ripped
>apart.

Insurance paying?  From my experience in that business I suspect they
will not mind in the least.  You should talk about the mutual benefits
of co-ordinating the works.

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SteveH - 26 May 2008 17:42 GMT
> That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
> broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
> under next door's patio. This is going to be fun. Nice people, but we're
> going to have to tell them that their garden is going to be ripped
> apart.

You didn't buy the place off Timo, did you?
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Bear - 26 May 2008 17:47 GMT
> > > Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> > > wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> I'll replace all his kit this week, and he can pay me back when the
> insco coughs. If ever.

But of course it's not the money that matters, it's the sheer affront.

Andy's suggestion was, if somewhat extreme, then at least
understandable.

> That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
> broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
> under next door's patio. This is going to be fun. Nice people, but we're
> going to have to tell them that their garden is going to be ripped
> apart.

Worst case scenario is you lob a hive or 2 over the fence each week
until they cave :)

If the insurance is paying, make sure they realise they can have a
nicely re-worked garden into the bargain.  Coz they can.
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The Older Gentleman - 26 May 2008 18:04 GMT
> > That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
> > broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Worst case scenario is you lob a hive or 2 over the fence each week
> until they cave :)

No, these are nice people, and it'll be sorted properly.

> If the insurance is paying, make sure they realise they can have a
> nicely re-worked garden into the bargain.  Coz they can.

Well, that's worth mentioning. It's only under the patio. Actually,
don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
involve digging the things up?

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Bear - 26 May 2008 18:09 GMT
> > If the insurance is paying, make sure they realise they can have a
> > nicely re-worked garden into the bargain.  Coz they can.
>
> Well, that's worth mentioning. It's only under the patio. Actually,
> don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
> involve digging the things up?

Not a clue.  Amazingly, I'm content to use drains without knowing how
they work.
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Tim - 26 May 2008 20:04 GMT
>> > That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for the
>> > broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken drain runs
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
>involve digging the things up?

Yes you can. For example a company in N17 called Hydrologic can do
in-situ replacement and re-lining.
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Scraggy - 26 May 2008 20:36 GMT
>>> That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence
>>> for the broken drain (ukrm passim). Problem here is that the broken
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
> involve digging the things up?

Commis to ToG the younger, the hypnotism failed to work then?

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Rope - 26 May 2008 20:47 GMT
The Older Gentleman spoke:
> Well, that's worth mentioning. It's only under the patio. Actually,
> don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
> involve digging the things up?

Well, since Anglian Water advised using Dowsing rods to find our mains
water pipe under the car port[1], I suspect that the dark and arcane art
of plumbing is somewhere back in the Victorian era.

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Buzby - 27 May 2008 15:53 GMT
Rope wibbled:

> The Older Gentleman spoke:
> > Well, that's worth mentioning. It's only under the patio. Actually,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> mains water pipe under the car port[1], I suspect that the dark and
> arcane art of plumbing is somewhere back in the Victorian era.

If it ain't broke don't fix it. They work very well!

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Beav - 27 May 2008 02:09 GMT
>> > That reminds me, they've agreed that we can claim for subsidence for
>> > the
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> don't they have some means of replacing drains these days that doesn't
> involve digging the things up?

There's a method of repairing drains from the inside using a remote crawling
repair bot kind of thing. It entails the bot dragging a liner INTO the drain
from one access hole to another.

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Tim - 26 May 2008 20:03 GMT
>> > Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> > wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>going to have to tell them that their garden is going to be ripped
>apart.

Oh f.ck times two.

At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
to hypnotise the scrotes?".

I have a broken drain under the kitchen. It is not a lot of fun. Builder
starts work on it tomorrow.
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BGN - 26 May 2008 21:15 GMT
>At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
>to hypnotise the scrotes?".
>
>I have a broken drain under the kitchen. It is not a lot of fun. Builder
>starts work on it tomorrow.

I must have missed this "didn't he have time to hypnotise" thing.
What's it all about?
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Dr Ivan D. Reid - 26 May 2008 21:54 GMT

>>At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
>>to hypnotise the scrotes?".

>>I have a broken drain under the kitchen. It is not a lot of fun. Builder
>>starts work on it tomorrow.

> I must have missed this "didn't he have time to hypnotise" thing.
> What's it all about?

    TOG the Junior is a stage hypnotist.  IIRC...

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Beav - 27 May 2008 16:48 GMT
>>>At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
>>>to hypnotise the scrotes?".
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> TOG the Junior is a stage hypnotist.  IIRC...

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SD - 26 May 2008 22:35 GMT
>>At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
>>to hypnotise the scrotes?".
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>I must have missed this "didn't he have time to hypnotise" thing.
>What's it all about?

TOG minnor is the new Dean Tavaloures.
BGN - 27 May 2008 21:49 GMT
>>>At least the lad is ok and because he is I can ask, "didn't he have time
>>>to hypnotise the scrotes?".
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>TOG minnor is the new Dean Tavaloures.

How very theatrical.
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Cab - 26 May 2008 17:20 GMT
On May 26, 5:56 pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

He didn't have time to hypnotise them into thinking that they were
bunnies or something?

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Cab <Rosbif@gmail.com> wrote in news:24ee2f18-62cc-4cab-be3c-7e5f6b6d33c2
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> On May 26, 5:56 pm, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older
> Gentleman) wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> He didn't have time to hypnotise them into thinking that they were
> bunnies or something?

It's bad enough that the hippy was mugged. Then I discover I had the same
thought as *you*. FFS.

> Glad he's okay though.

indeed

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Cab - 26 May 2008 21:29 GMT
> > He didn't have time to hypnotise them into thinking that they were
> > bunnies or something?
>
> It's bad enough that the hippy was mugged. Then I discover I had the
> same thought as you. FFS.

That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
time you face south?

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Dr Ivan D. Reid - 26 May 2008 21:57 GMT
> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
> time you face south?

    I'll have something to say about magnetism on Wednesday, when a
certain news embargo ends...

    And no, it's _nothing_ to do with LHC and the Higgs Bozo.

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Tim - 26 May 2008 22:06 GMT
>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
>> time you face south?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>       And no, it's _nothing_ to do with LHC and the Higgs Bozo.

Hmmmmm what about MRI is a health hazard? There's been a lot of stuff
floating about that large magnetic fields are not nice to the body.
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Dr Ivan D. Reid - 27 May 2008 09:48 GMT
>>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
>>> time you face south?

>>       I'll have something to say about magnetism on Wednesday, when a
>>certain news embargo ends...

>>       And no, it's _nothing_ to do with LHC and the Higgs Bozo.

> Hmmmmm what about MRI is a health hazard? There's been a lot of stuff
> floating about that large magnetic fields are not nice to the body.

    No.  Given that I used to clamber about a 5.1 T superconducting
magnet with my balls right by the bore, I hope not!

    No, it's to do with this:
http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg

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antonye - 27 May 2008 09:57 GMT
Dr Ivan wrote:

> No, it's to do with this:
> http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg

And this, presumably:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7416809.stm

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Tim - 27 May 2008 10:07 GMT
>>>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
>>>> time you face south?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>       No.  Given that I used to clamber about a 5.1 T superconducting
>magnet with my balls right by the bore, I hope not!

Then keep your eyes open. NRPB (oops HPA now) report at

http://www.hpa.org.uk/web/HPAwebFile/HPAweb_C/1211184025757

and there's some other research on-going.

>       No, it's to do with this:
>http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg

Snake oil.
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platypus - 27 May 2008 11:49 GMT
>>>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism
>>>> every time you face south?
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> No, it's to do with this:
> http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg

I get it.  CERN's going to start endorsing magnetic cock rings.  "Large
Hardon Collider."

<shakes head sadly>
darsy - 27 May 2008 11:57 GMT
> > No, it's to do with this:
> >http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg
>
> I get it.  CERN's going to start endorsing magnetic cock rings.  "Large
> Hardon Collider."

I wouldn't have had you down as a cock-fighting afficianado.

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d.
Hog - 27 May 2008 14:34 GMT
>>>>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism
>>>>> every time you face south?
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> <shakes head sadly>

VBG

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steve auvache - 27 May 2008 16:06 GMT
>>>> That's the special bond between us. You not noticed the magnetism every
>>>> time you face south?
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>       No, it's to do with this:
>http://people.brunel.ac.uk/~eesridr/JLewisMagnetAdSm.jpeg

Boson's may appear larger in the mirror?

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Grimly Curmudgeon - 27 May 2008 01:22 GMT
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dr Ivan D. Reid"
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> saying something like:

>I'll have something to say about magnetism on Wednesday, when a
>certain news embargo ends...

You're going to flip the magnetic poles?

>And no, it's _nothing_ to do with LHC and the Higgs Bozo.

Or maybe not, then.
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TD - 26 May 2008 17:23 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.  My f.cking arse.  Hope
the scrote's hands drop off.

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Steve Parry - 26 May 2008 19:55 GMT
>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> wallet, etc.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> arse.  Hope
> the scrote's hands drop off.

edited

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 May 2008 18:06 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
Gentleman <totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk> typed
>Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>wallet, etc.
>
>*Kill*.

Sympathies.

Still, it'll be OK. Some porridge-wog MP-ess has been mugged, so now
Something Must Be Done.

Arrogant c.nt thinks she was "specifically targetted". No luv, you were
just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just like a lot of "ordinary"
people.

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Dan L - 26 May 2008 19:09 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> Kill.

f.ck.

Bet he's shaken up by that.

Killing would be too good for the scrotes, suffering would be far
better.

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Fr Jack - 26 May 2008 20:13 GMT
>Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>wallet, etc.

Nasty. Hope he's OK.

Could have been worse, they could've stuck/slashed first...

Keep an eye on him, it may be a while before any shock reaction
appears.

>*Kill*.

Too good for 'em.

Maiming works better  - they have to live with it, rather than being
worm food.
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sweller - 26 May 2008 20:20 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.

Are you sure?

He's not flogged his stuff to buy heroin and told you he was robbed?

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Fr Jack - 26 May 2008 20:32 GMT
>Are you sure?
>
>He's not flogged his stuff to buy heroin and told you he was robbed?

Bad Sweller!

Naughty!

:-)
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prawn - 26 May 2008 20:41 GMT
>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> wallet, etc.
>
> Are you sure?
>
> He's not flogged his stuff to buy heroin and told you he was robbed?

Heh.  Beat me to it :-)

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Beav - 26 May 2008 20:23 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

w.nkers. Number 1 son Ok and have you sworn in a posse yet?

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des - 27 May 2008 04:36 GMT
> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
> wallet, etc.
>
> *Kill*.

'It's only a son'.

D.
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Eiron - 27 May 2008 08:12 GMT
>> Number One son robbed at knifepoint in Sutton yesterday. iPod Touch,
>> wallet, etc.
>>
>> *Kill*.
>
> 'It's only a son'.

You are Abraham AICMF shekels.

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