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Lady Nina - 25 Jun 2008 20:44 GMT
I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?
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Nige - 25 Jun 2008 20:50 GMT
> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
> them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?

Yes, cos I couldn't give much of a f.ck to be honest ;)
Champ - 25 Jun 2008 22:57 GMT
>> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
>> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
>> them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?
>
>Yes, cos I couldn't give much of a f.ck to be honest ;)

But that's ok cos no one gives a f.ck what you think.
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Nige - 25 Jun 2008 23:07 GMT
>>> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
>>> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> But that's ok cos no one gives a f.ck what you think.

Well, you gave enough to reply.
Hog - 26 Jun 2008 12:17 GMT
>>> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
>>> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> But that's ok cos no one gives a f.ck what you think.

Making him different how?

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entwisi - 25 Jun 2008 21:47 GMT
> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
> them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?

depends if one was me :D
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:51 GMT
>> I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event. Included are very
>> brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
>> them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?
>
>depends if one was me :D

You're responsible for one of them being there.
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Champ - 25 Jun 2008 22:58 GMT
>I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event.

Pah.  Newbie

>Included are very
>brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
>them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?

Go on then.
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:22 GMT
>>I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event.
>
>Pah.  Newbie

I know, Having dipped in and out of 4 years worth of stuff this
evening and read about the number of times I've been pissed off with
this place I'm surprised I'm still here.

>>Included are very
>>brief descriptions of some of the attendees. Would it be wrong to put
>>them up with a 'Guess who?' tag?
>
>Go on then.

In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
as friends of friends, others don't post anymore

short, scrawny, glasses

known for being a tart

very damaged hurt man

has bullet hole

failed to get big kite airborne

larger version of Alexi Sayle

pulled a barmaid's daughter

looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow

looks like Giles from Buffy

trade unionist

an enigma

lovely, photographer, married :(

another of the racing team

snores badly

gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker

old

tall

daughter

Big

pregnant

gorgeous

funny, sharp and I like a lot

studied man hater pose

older, cultured

It's very odd to read now. Pretty much spot on though.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 00:28 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed

>known for being a tart

Me

>very damaged hurt man

Me

>has bullet hole

Me (it's rusty)

>an enigma

Me

>lovely, photographer, married :(

Me

>snores badly

Me!

>gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker

Me

>old

Me

>tall

Me

>Big

Me

>gorgeous

Me

>funny, sharp and I like a lot

Me

>older, cultured

Me (hey, I ate a yoghurt once)

I wasn't there, was I?

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:34 GMT
>>older, cultured
>
>Me (hey, I ate a yoghurt once)
>
>I wasn't there, was I?

Did you see large ewok in the list?
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 00:35 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed

>>>older, cultured
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Did you see large ewok in the list?

I might have been in disguise.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:35 GMT
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
><spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>I might have been in disguise.

<thinks back>

OH MY GOD! NO!
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 00:38 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed

>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
>><spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>OH MY GOD! NO!

<happy smile>

Great days, great days...

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Pip Luscher - 26 Jun 2008 21:00 GMT
>>I might have been in disguise.
>
><thinks back>
>
>OH MY GOD! NO!

"Yes! I vas zat sheep!"

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platypus - 26 Jun 2008 00:39 GMT
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
> <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
>
>> gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker
>
> Me

Oi!
Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 00:41 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
>> <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Oi!

You begin at more incomprehensible, and pass way out the other side
after your second sip.

This cannot be you.

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Eddie - 26 Jun 2008 00:34 GMT
> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
< snip >
> It's very odd to read now. Pretty much spot on though.

Most of those could apply to a selection of the regulars, they're hardly
distinctive characteristics.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:48 GMT
>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
>< snip >
>> It's very odd to read now. Pretty much spot on though.
>
>Most of those could apply to a selection of the regulars,

Hence the fun in guessing. See WUN and Loz for how to do it.

>they're hardly
>distinctive characteristics.

Never said they were.
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Eddie - 26 Jun 2008 09:40 GMT
>>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Hence the fun in guessing. See WUN and Loz for how to do it.

Oh, "fun". I see.

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Lozzo - 26 Jun 2008 00:43 GMT
> > > I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> funny, sharp and I like a lot

You want me, don't you?

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 00:47 GMT

>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>You want me, don't you?

Genuine, much needed LOL. Thanks. You are one of the above.
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Macie - 26 Jun 2008 01:50 GMT
>very damaged hurt man

Kira ?
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Hog - 26 Jun 2008 12:19 GMT
>> very damaged hurt man
>
> Kira ?

big *snort*

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Dan L - 26 Jun 2008 05:44 GMT
> <snip>
>
> snores badly

f.ck RIGHT off

<snip>

> older, cultured

Ahh, as you were, that's so obviously me

> It's very odd to read now. Pretty much spot on though.

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The Older Gentleman - 26 Jun 2008 07:09 GMT
> old

*Waves*

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AndrewR - 26 Jun 2008 07:26 GMT
> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore

> pulled a barmaid's daughter

Oooo, I know one.  This was somebody's mate, I forget whose, called Sean.
He pulled Whitney and gave her a jolly good rogering in his tent.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:03 GMT
>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
>
>> pulled a barmaid's daughter
>
>Oooo, I know one.  This was somebody's mate, I forget whose, called Sean.

Yes.
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Big Tony - 26 Jun 2008 11:19 GMT
> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:26:00 +0100, "AndrewR"
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> >Oooo, I know one.  This was somebody's mate, I forget whose, called Sean.

I was pretty sure it was CG Sean. I suppose it could also have been
someone else but then I saw the description Geoffrey from Rainbow and
assumed you wouldn't list someone twice.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:26 GMT
>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:26:00 +0100, "AndrewR"
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>someone else but then I saw the description Geoffrey from Rainbow and
>assumed you wouldn't list someone twice.

Sean is more Schumacher than Geoffrey.
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Big Tony - 26 Jun 2008 11:54 GMT
> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:19:36 -0700 (PDT), Big Tony
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Sean is more Schumacher than Geoffrey.

Indeed. However,I wasn't suggesting he was rather that Sean wasn't the
necessarily the only one who could have fitted the shagged a barmaid
moniker.

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Beav - 26 Jun 2008 17:22 GMT
>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Oooo, I know one.  This was somebody's mate, I forget whose, called Sean.
> He pulled Whitney and gave her a jolly good rogering in his tent.

So he's the tart too. Whitney, she's a fooking moose.

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Dan L - 26 Jun 2008 19:52 GMT
> > In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were
> > there as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Sean. He pulled Whitney and gave her a jolly good rogering in his
> tent.

Ahh yes, I remember the noise.

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Cane - 26 Jun 2008 08:41 GMT
> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
>
> short, scrawny, glasses

Lozzo

> known for being a tart

Champ

> very damaged hurt man

Frag

> has bullet hole

Who the f.ck has been shot?

> failed to get big kite airborne

This guy
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/young-steve-1.jpg

> larger version of Alexi Sayle

Fr Jack

> pulled a barmaid's daughter

No one from here

> looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow
>
> looks like Giles from Buffy
>
> trade unionist

Sweller [George]

> an enigma

Ginge [Zippy]

> lovely, photographer, married :(

Must be a local

> another of the racing team

Molly

> snores badly

Dodger

> gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker

Platypus

> old

DanL

> tall

Tallbloke

> daughter
>
> Big

BigJ

> pregnant

BigJ again

> gorgeous

This guy
http://attuworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bert-460x512.jpg

> funny, sharp and I like a lot

Robbo

> studied man hater pose

You?

> older, cultured

TOG [Fisher Price Richard Whitely]
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:02 GMT
>> In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>> as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>Champ

>> larger version of Alexi Sayle
>
>Fr Jack

>> trade unionist
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Dodger

>> old
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Tallbloke

>> studied man hater pose
>
>You?

Correct.
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darsy - 26 Jun 2008 08:46 GMT
> studied man hater pose

that was the mirror, no?

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Cane - 26 Jun 2008 09:12 GMT
> > studied man hater pose
>
> that was the mirror, no?

http://www.shootthestupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gollum.jpg
[ws]
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 10:59 GMT
>> studied man hater pose
>
>that was the mirror, no?

*ding*

It was how Champ described me. <grin>
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 11:07 GMT
>>> studied man hater pose
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> It was how Champ described me. <grin>

Christ, I was perceptive, eh?
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:10 GMT
>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Christ, I was perceptive, eh?

Not really, I had just dumped my ex on the Friday morning of the BOSM.
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 11:18 GMT
>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Not really, I had just dumped my ex on the Friday morning of the BOSM.

You've not changed a bit!
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:26 GMT
>>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>You've not changed a bit!

Have so. I'm more discerning.
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AndrewR - 26 Jun 2008 12:33 GMT
>>You've not changed a bit!
>
> Have so. I'm more disconcerting

<Nods>

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Cane - 26 Jun 2008 12:52 GMT
> >>>>>> studied man hater pose
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Have so. I'm more discerning.

Christ, the ex must've been a complete w.nker!
Hog - 26 Jun 2008 12:55 GMT
>>>>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Christ, the ex must've been a complete w.nker!

I thought we knew that!

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 12:58 GMT
>>>>>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
>I thought we knew that!

This was the ex before the ex...

Two lots of 3 years wasted. Hmm, that might be a bit harsh. Two lots
of 3 years in which I learnt stuff about what not to do.
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JC - 26 Jun 2008 20:21 GMT
>Two lots of 3 years wasted. Hmm, that might be a bit harsh. Two lots
>of 3 years in which I learnt stuff about what not to do.

I've been away a while and need to catch up.

Since you seem to have been putting it about a bit, could you list any
and all posters to ukrm that you've sucked off, so i can avoid putting
my foot in it?

Ta. :o)
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 20:36 GMT
>>Two lots of 3 years wasted. Hmm, that might be a bit harsh. Two lots
>>of 3 years in which I learnt stuff about what not to do.
>
>I've been away a while and need to catch up.
>
>Since you seem to have been putting it about a bit,

Happily married never played away then?

Poor you.

> could you list any
>and all posters to ukrm that you've sucked off, so i can avoid putting
>my foot in it?
>
>Ta. :o)

No. HTH :-)
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JC - 26 Jun 2008 20:40 GMT
>>I've been away a while and need to catch up.
>>
>>Since you seem to have been putting it about a bit,
>
>Happily married never played away then?

Never married but put it in some really odd places. :o)

>> could you list any
>>and all posters to ukrm that you've sucked off, so i can avoid putting
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>No. HTH :-)

Then I reserve the right to make comments resulting in awkward stony
silences at ukrm events. :o)
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 20:47 GMT
>>>I've been away a while and need to catch up.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Never married but put it in some really odd places. :o)

Ok, we'll come at this from another angle (so to speak) longest
relationship?

>>> could you list any
>>>and all posters to ukrm that you've sucked off, so i can avoid putting
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Then I reserve the right to make comments

You won't be the first.

> resulting in awkward stony
>silences at ukrm events. :o)

I don't do stony silence, ask Monz.

of course this also involves both of us being at an (I want to put a
there)  UKRM event.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 21:12 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed

>>>Two lots of 3 years wasted. Hmm, that might be a bit harsh. Two lots
>>>of 3 years in which I learnt stuff about what not to do.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Happily married never played away then?

<Waves>

>Poor you.

I don't feel poor.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 21:47 GMT
>>Happily married never played away then?
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>I don't feel poor.

Mrs WUN is a treasure though. And a saint.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 21:48 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
<spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed

>>>Happily married never played away then?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Mrs WUN is a treasure though. And a saint.

True.

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Bear - 26 Jun 2008 21:49 GMT
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
> <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> I don't feel poor.

Indeed you aren't.  I've never known a woman indulge her husband's
passions [1] as much as your missus does.

Honourable mention to Mrs Irvine, mind.

[1] no not *those* passions - I mean the addiction to dodgy bikes,
machine tools and workshop space
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Phil Launchbury - 27 Jun 2008 10:42 GMT
>> I don't feel poor.
>
> [1] no not *those* passions - I mean the addiction to dodgy bikes,
> machine tools and workshop space

At least if he's in his shed/machine room she knows where he is..

Much like Cheryl and my computer room at home.

Phil

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Phil Launchbury - 27 Jun 2008 10:41 GMT
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
><spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
><Waves>

<Also waves>

>>Poor you.
>
> I don't feel poor.

<AOL>

Twenty-year marriage anniversary this August..

Phil

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Lady Nina - 27 Jun 2008 11:04 GMT
>>Happily married never played away then?
>>
>><Waves>
>
><Also waves>

I've not met Mrs L but I'm sure she also has to be, if not a saint, at
least religious.

>>>Poor you.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Twenty-year marriage anniversary this August..

You have extenuating circumstances :)
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Phil Launchbury - 27 Jun 2008 13:14 GMT
>>>Happily married never played away then?
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> I've not met Mrs L but I'm sure she also has to be, if not a saint, at
> least religious.

She is. To both :-)

>>Twenty-year marriage anniversary this August..
>
> You have extenuating circumstances :)

Aside from being devastatingly handsome, debonair and witty you mean?

Phil

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Lady Nina - 27 Jun 2008 14:06 GMT
>> You have extenuating circumstances :)
>
>Aside from being devastatingly handsome, debonair and witty you mean?

I've met you.
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Phil Launchbury - 27 Jun 2008 14:14 GMT
>>> You have extenuating circumstances :)
>>
>>Aside from being devastatingly handsome, debonair and witty you mean?
>
> I've met you.

Curses. Clingfilmed[1] again.

Phil.

[1] It would be foiled but I don't have any to hand..

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MikeH - 26 Jun 2008 11:24 GMT
>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>> that was the mirror, no?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Not really, I had just dumped my ex on the Friday morning of the BOSM.

So you could have put "dumpy bird" and they'd still have guessed? :-)

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:27 GMT
>>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>>> that was the mirror, no?
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>So you could have put "dumpy bird" and they'd still have guessed? :-)

Heh! I was 8 stone back then. Happy days.
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Beav - 26 Jun 2008 17:24 GMT
>>>>> studied man hater pose
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Not really, I had just dumped my ex on the Friday morning of the BOSM.

That's no excuse.

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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 10:40 GMT
>I know, Having dipped in and out of 4 years worth of stuff this
>evening and read about the number of times I've been pissed off with
>this place I'm surprised I'm still here.

It's cos we're luverly.

>In roughly the order they appear - some people referred to were there
>as friends of friends, others don't post anymore
>
>short, scrawny, glasses
Loz probably

>known for being a tart
<sigh>

>very damaged hurt man
But, IIRC, the first time we met was when I'd just (that day) broken
my collar bone.  But I still doubt I'd have got this sympathetic
reaction.

>larger version of Alexi Sayle
Fr Jack

>pulled a barmaid's daughter
Sean

>looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow
Who?  From what?

>looks like Giles from Buffy
Bonwick

>trade unionist
Sweller

>lovely, photographer, married :(
Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
very supportive of Team UKRM too.

>another of the racing team
Alex

>snores badly
Almost anyone

>gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker
Platy

>daughter
Laura

>pregnant
eh?  Don't recall any pregnant ukrmers

>funny, sharp and I like a lot
Mick Carley?    :-)
 
>studied man hater pose
As you're unlikely to have included yourself, I've no idea.

>older, cultured
Colin Irvine

How'd I do?
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Alex Ferrier - 26 Jun 2008 10:53 GMT
>>looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow
> Who?  From what?

Wavey Davey?

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:00 GMT
>>>looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow
>> Who?  From what?
>
>Wavey Davey?

Yes.
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Lozzo - 26 Jun 2008 19:41 GMT
> > > > looks like Geoffrey from Rainbow
> >> Who?  From what?
> >
> > Wavey Davey?
>
> Yes.

I think you'll find he qualifies for another of those you listed as
well...but we don't talk about that ;-)

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Brownz @ Work - 26 Jun 2008 10:58 GMT
>> I know, Having dipped in and out of 4 years worth of stuff this
>> evening and read about the number of times I've been pissed off with
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos she was
> very supportive of Team UKRM too.

f.ck me..... Averil Lavigne was at BOSM2004 - nice......

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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 11:08 GMT
>>> lovely, photographer, married :(
>> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember her name.  Musician too,
>> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos she was
>> very supportive of Team UKRM too.
>
>f.ck me..... Averil Lavigne was at BOSM2004 - nice......

No, she wrote 'Skater boy'.  hth.
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Adie - 26 Jun 2008 11:06 GMT
>On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:22:08 +0100, Lady Nina <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com>

>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
>very supportive of Team UKRM too.

Abso.

>>pregnant
>eh?  Don't recall any pregnant ukrmers

prolly Clare (Mrs Will).
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:13 GMT
>>eh?  Don't recall any pregnant ukrmers
>
>prolly Clare (Mrs Will).

Yes.
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Lozzo - 26 Jun 2008 19:42 GMT
> > On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:22:08 +0100, Lady Nina
> > <spamtrap2@ntlworld.com>
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>
> Abso.

I thought it was Sorby.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:08 GMT
>>short, scrawny, glasses
>Loz probably
>
>>known for being a tart
><sigh>

Did you get the email?

>>larger version of Alexi Sayle
>Fr Jack
>
>>pulled a barmaid's daughter
>Sean

>>looks like Giles from Buffy
>Bonwick
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.

He recorded Scooter Boi with Porl, MattG wrote it.

>  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
>very supportive of Team UKRM too.

Correct but no points.

>>another of the racing team
>Alex

>>daughter
>Laura

>>funny, sharp and I like a lot
>Michael Carley?    :-)

He wasn't there.

>>studied man hater pose
>As you're unlikely to have included yourself,

I did.

>How'd I do?

Not bad, I think Cane beat you. Now there's an image I didn't need.
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 11:20 GMT
>>>known for being a tart
>><sigh>
>
>Did you get the email?

Yeah, read it after I posted here

>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.
>
>He recorded Scooter Boi with Porl, MattG wrote it.

Did he?  I never knew that.

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Statto - 26 Jun 2008 11:32 GMT
>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.
>
>He recorded Scooter Boi with Porl, MattG wrote it.

Sorby?

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Ben - 26 Jun 2008 11:58 GMT
>>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>Sorby?

That's the chap.
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 12:56 GMT
>>>>lovely, photographer, married :(

>>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>>>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.
>>
>>He recorded Scooter Boi with Porl, MattG wrote it.
>
>Sorby?

That's the badger!
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Ben - 26 Jun 2008 11:58 GMT
>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.
>
>He recorded Scooter Boi with Porl, MattG wrote it.

Guitarist, moved to Shropshire and rode a GSXR750.  I exchanged emails
a couple of times because he used to live near me.  Can't remember his
name though.
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Andy Bonwick - 26 Jun 2008 20:39 GMT
>>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>a couple of times because he used to live near me.  Can't remember his
>name though.

He did our wedding photos and made me drink beer before the ceremony.
Top bloke.
Bear - 26 Jun 2008 21:50 GMT
> and made me drink beer before the ceremony.

Put a gun to your head, did he? :)
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Andy Bonwick - 26 Jun 2008 23:16 GMT
>> and made me drink beer before the ceremony.
>
>Put a gun to your head, did he? :)

How else would he do it?
ginge - 26 Jun 2008 23:35 GMT
[sorby]

>He did our wedding photos and made me drink beer before the ceremony.

That's not quite how I remember it.... but it's close enough.
geoff - 26 Jun 2008 23:41 GMT
>>>>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>>>>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>He did our wedding photos and made me drink beer before the ceremony.
>Top bloke.

Sorby ?

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 11:23 GMT
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
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>>lovely, photographer, married :(
>Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
>very supportive of Team UKRM too.

Sorby, wasn't it?

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 11:28 GMT
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
><news@champ.org.uk> typed
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>Sorby, wasn't it?

Yes. Lovely bloke.
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Spete - 26 Jun 2008 11:31 GMT
<snip>

>>lovely, photographer, married :(
> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
> very supportive of Team UKRM too.

<snip>

As you should be.

It's Sorby...
darsy - 26 Jun 2008 11:34 GMT
> >lovely, photographer, married :(
>
> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
> very supportive of Team UKRM too.

Sorby, you ungrateful forgetful c.nt.

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MikeH - 26 Jun 2008 12:03 GMT
>>> lovely, photographer, married :(
>> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
>> very supportive of Team UKRM too.
>
> Sorby, you ungrateful forgetful c.nt.

Sorby seems to be the hardest word.

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Bear - 26 Jun 2008 12:09 GMT
> >>> lovely, photographer, married :(
> >> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Sorby seems to be the hardest word.

You utter muppet :)
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Cane - 26 Jun 2008 12:53 GMT
> > >lovely, photographer, married :(
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Sorby, you ungrateful forgetful c.nt.

I thought porl wrote that.
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 13:00 GMT
>> > >lovely, photographer, married :(
>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>I thought porl wrote that.

see up there somewhere, MattG wrote the lyrics, porl and Sorby
recorded it

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=29796
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 12:56 GMT
>> >lovely, photographer, married :(
>>
>> Ooh, ooh I know!  But, er - I can't remember his name.  Musician too,
>> and wrote 'Scooter Boi' etc.  Damn, I'm embarrassed now, cos he was
>> very supportive of Team UKRM too.

>Sorby, you ungrateful forgetful c.nt.

I've had a bang on the head...

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Jackie - 26 Jun 2008 19:14 GMT
>>>I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event.

<snip guesses for everyone else>

>failed to get big kite airborne

DNC playing in neighbouring field?

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 20:37 GMT
>>>>I've found my wibblings about my first UKRM event.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
>DNC playing in neighbouring field?

Yes. The urge to put 'so that's what we're calling it now?' is strong.
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SD - 26 Jun 2008 20:01 GMT
>snores badly

Point of order: I don't snore "badly" - I'm f.cking brilliant at it.
Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 20:40 GMT
>>snores badly
>
>Point of order: I don't snore "badly" - I'm f.cking brilliant at it.

The entry continued 'so he has to have a tent at the other end of the
car park' but that would have been a give away.

That leaves;

very damaged hurt man

has bullet hole

an enigma

gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker

Big

gorgeous

funny, sharp and I like a lot

older, cultured
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AndrewR - 26 Jun 2008 20:46 GMT
> That leaves;
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> older, cultured

Are any of them me because, quite honestly, I'd be happy with any of them.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 20:52 GMT
>> That leaves;
>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
>Are any of them me because, quite honestly, I'd be happy with any of them.

I think you just made it into the generic list with no description
added. I can call you a c.nt if that helps?
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Ben - 26 Jun 2008 20:54 GMT
>>>snores badly
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>has bullet hole

That's got to have been Entwisi's mate 'Tiny'.

>an enigma
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>older, cultured

I was there, but I don't think any of them are me.
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 21:00 GMT
>>That leaves;
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>That's got to have been Entwisi's mate 'Tiny'.

Close, but no, he is in the remaining list though. There were 2 of
them there with bullet holes.

>>an enigma
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>
>>older, cultured

>I was there, but I don't think any of them are me.

I think you'd left before I arrived or that may have been another
'OSM. I remember meeting you briefly at Donington and thinking 'fit,
bald and sexy' if that's any help.
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Ben - 27 Jun 2008 08:06 GMT
>>>That leaves;
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>I think you'd left before I arrived or that may have been another
>'OSM.

I probably did.  Came up mid-afternoon, and left early evening.

> I remember meeting you briefly at Donington and thinking 'fit,
>bald and sexy' if that's any help.

Sounds good to me.
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Fr Jack - 26 Jun 2008 21:14 GMT
>older, cultured

Colin Irvine?
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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 21:54 GMT
>>older, cultured
>
> Colin Irvine?

No, though he is of course.
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 22:19 GMT
>>>older, cultured
>>
>> Colin Irvine?

I said that.

>No, though he is of course.

I can't think of a better match, in fact.
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Wicked Uncle Nigel - 26 Jun 2008 21:14 GMT
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>That leaves;
>
>has bullet hole

Bear?

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Pip - 26 Jun 2008 22:06 GMT
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
><spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
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>
>Bear?

No, you silly sod - it's AJ, innit.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 22:31 GMT
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
>><spamtrap2@ntlworld.com> typed
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>
>No, you silly sod - it's AJ, innit.

*ding*
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Champ - 26 Jun 2008 22:21 GMT
>gorgeous
Steph.

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Lady Nina - 26 Jun 2008 22:45 GMT
>>gorgeous
>Steph.

She is, but no.
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DR - 27 Jun 2008 00:23 GMT
> That leaves;
> gets more incomprehensible as he gets drunker

Surely that has to be Whinging Courie