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FCS - 27 Aug 2008 19:57 GMT
TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
not developed, manners; and prides
himself on being able to label people
instantly, had you considered making
your retirement bearable by working
in retail?

There is so much more to it than just
marshalling trolleys.

Just a thought.

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Catman - 27 Aug 2008 20:50 GMT
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> There is so much more to it than just
> marshalling trolleys.

When does term start again?

> Just a thought.

Seems unlikely

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Simian - 27 Aug 2008 23:03 GMT
> > Just a thought.
>
> Seems unlikely

Hah!

I have a very short sh.t list, it contains just two entries:

(1) footwear fetishists
(2) people who say/write 'just a thought'

If I was in charge they'd all be taken outside and shot.
Fr Jack - 28 Aug 2008 00:21 GMT
>I have a very short sh.t list, it contains just two entries:
>
>(1) footwear fetishists

Why? Just curious...
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Simian - 28 Aug 2008 07:46 GMT
> > I have a very short sh.t list, it contains just two entries:
> >
> > (1) footwear fetishists
>
> Why? Just curious...

They ruin porn for normal people.
Fr Jack - 28 Aug 2008 15:59 GMT
>> > I have a very short sh.t list, it contains just two entries:
>> >
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>
>They ruin porn for normal people.

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Fr Jack - 27 Aug 2008 20:55 GMT
<snip shite>

Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.

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platypus - 27 Aug 2008 23:19 GMT
> <snip shite>
>
> Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.

How has he stayed out this long?
Fr Jack - 28 Aug 2008 00:18 GMT
>> <snip shite>
>>
>> Ah, well... yet another resident for the killfile.
>
>How has he stayed out this long?

The agony killers the doc gave me finally kicked in and the gobshite's
drivel rapidly changed from mildly distracting to "where's my f.cking
gun - I'm gonna kill him".

Due to lack of gun and tuits, the killfile was applied, instead.
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Beav - 28 Aug 2008 11:43 GMT
>>> <snip shite>
>>>
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> drivel rapidly changed from mildly distracting to "where's my f.cking
> gun - I'm gonna kill him".

But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)

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Fr Jack - 28 Aug 2008 15:58 GMT
>But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)

Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.

If I ignore 'em or laugh at 'em, they'll blow a gasket, eventually and
save me the effort.
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Beav - 29 Aug 2008 09:29 GMT
>>But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)
>
> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.

Someone's telling you gigantic lies man :)

> If I ignore 'em or laugh at 'em, they'll blow a gasket, eventually and
> save me the effort.

Must be Brit made.

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Fr Jack - 29 Aug 2008 19:33 GMT
>>>But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)
>>
>> Not any more - I've mellowed, apparently.
>
>Someone's telling you gigantic lies man :)

'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.
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Beav - 30 Aug 2008 11:53 GMT
>>>>But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)
>>>
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>
> 'Ang on... we haven't met for 5 months, at least.

'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?

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Nige - 30 Aug 2008 12:44 GMT
>>>>> But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)
>>>>
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>
> 'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?

When we off for a ride Kev?

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Beav - 30 Aug 2008 15:25 GMT
>>>>>> But isn't that your normal MO jack? :)
>>>>>
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>
> When we off for a ride Kev?

As soon as Nige, but I'm f.cked innit? The missus is back in plaster and
can't do much, so I'm chief cook and bokkle washer again for at least the
next 5 weeks :(

I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands run
and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
milk" she told me and f.cked off to the shops on her own. Now with the drugs
she's taking she's liable to fall over with no provocation, so wandering off
to the village and carting two litre bottles in her one good hand is silly,
but that's what I've got to put up with when I turn my back.

Women... too f.cking hard by half.

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Fr Jack - 30 Aug 2008 16:49 GMT
>I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands run
>and when I got back, the bitch is nowhere to be seen. "I had to get some
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Women... too f.cking hard by half.

She has to be to put up with you!  ;-)
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Beav - 31 Aug 2008 00:10 GMT
>>I took the opportunity to nip out on the bike today to get some errands
>>run
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>
> She has to be to put up with you!  ;-)

I certainly got the better deal :-)

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Fr Jack - 30 Aug 2008 16:56 GMT
>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?

Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
for the 1000 mile service on the gas.

Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxer is
definitely going to slime me again!
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wessie - 30 Aug 2008 20:41 GMT
Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@
4ax.com:

>>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxhead is
> definitely going to slime me again!

I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

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Beav - 31 Aug 2008 00:18 GMT
> Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@
> 4ax.com:
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>
> I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

Not quite :-)

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Fr Jack - 31 Aug 2008 01:01 GMT
>Fr Jack <sp@m.com> wrote in news:n1rib4h4tiahorpph1f7mdm9g2vm6tl7g4@

>> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxhead is
>> definitely going to slime me again!
>
>I think Beav has finished all of Timo's work, so you should be safe

Naughty Wessie!
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Beav - 31 Aug 2008 00:17 GMT
>>'Ave you fell out wi' me then, or wot?
>
> Nah! Ack Shirley, I've been meaning to get in touch, cos I has car
> body type questions, but I'm going to wait until the car's been back
> for the 1000 mile service on the gas.

Well yer know where I am when the time comes.

> Besides which, I need to buy an NBC suit, cos the loopy boxer is
> definitely going to slime me again!

Granddaughter said to me last week "Granddad...I've just been Chopsie
slotched" :)

First thing she says when she gets here is "Chops, no slotching". That's
before she's even closed the door.

She's not quite 4 years old yet, but she's learned.

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TMack - 27 Aug 2008 22:47 GMT
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
> not developed, manners; and prides
> himself on being able to label people
> instantly,

Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads one
of your posts.  I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate c.nt "

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steve auvache - 27 Aug 2008 23:25 GMT
>> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
>> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>of your posts.  I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
>apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate c.nt "

As labels go, about 4 words and a hyphen too long.

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Fr Jack - 28 Aug 2008 00:19 GMT
>>Labelling you instantly doesn't require much effort for anyone who reads one
>>of your posts.  I think you will find that the vast majority will instantly
>>apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate c.nt "
>
>As labels go, about 4 words and a hyphen too long.

So he's a semi, then?
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Beav - 28 Aug 2008 00:37 GMT
>> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
>> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> instantly
> apply the label "pompous, tedious, semi-literate c.nt "

He's a bastard too? 'Kin hell.

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Beav - 28 Aug 2008 00:36 GMT
> TOGGO! As you're the kind of "older
> gentleman" who doesn't need, or has
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Just a thought.

God, I can barely stop laughing.

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