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Motorcycle Forum / Country Specific / UK Group / August 2008Lady Luck
Do you feel that sometimes she's lurking around and giving you a helping hand? This morning, on the way to work, I was doing an unreasonable speed on part of my route to work. As I slowed down for some red lights, I filtered through and passed a Police van.When the lights went green, I kept my speed to a reasonable level on another good stretch of road, as they were behind me. Luck was with me, as about half a mile down the road, two bike coppers were waiting for speeders. I wish this was the same every day. :-) -- Cab > Do you feel that sometimes she's lurking around and giving you a > helping hand? I wish. More a case of lurking around & giving me a damn good kicking over the last six weeks. If I ever see the bitch I'll rip her head off.  SignatureKrusty www.MuddyStuff.co.uk Off-Road Classifieds '02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250 > > Do you feel that sometimes she's lurking around and giving you a > > helping hand? > > I wish. More a case of lurking around & giving me a damn good kicking > over the last six weeks. If I ever see the bitch I'll rip her head > off. While you're here, I just saw this on t595.net and thought of you: My doctor refered me to a Urologist. I attended the appointment yesterday and said urologist was a female and absolutely gorgeous. She's both beautiful and brainy, which as far as I'm concerned makes her unbelievably sexy. The trouble is she told me that I would have to stop masturbating. I asked her why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you" SignatureChris >> > Do you feel that sometimes she's lurking around and giving you a >> > helping hand? [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > "Because I'm trying to examine you" Ginge SignatureBeav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19 <snip, sh.t joke> >> I asked her why? >> She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you" > >Ginge Why have you ginged that, Beav? SignaturePip: B12 > <snip, sh.t joke> > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Why have you ginged that, Beav? 'Coz I told the same joke on here last week. SignatureBeav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19 >> Why have you ginged that, Beav? > >'Coz I told the same joke on here last week. Well, that's fair enough then. Tragically, I must have skipped that one. SignaturePip: B12 >>> Why have you ginged that, Beav? >> >>'Coz I told the same joke on here last week. > > Well, that's fair enough then. Still a good joke mind (IMO) > Tragically, I must have skipped that one. Tragically? It's an abomination that you missed it. I demand a recount. SignatureBeav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19 > Do you feel that sometimes she's lurking around and giving you a > helping hand? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > I wish this was the same every day. :-) I'd prefer it if they weren't hanging about waiting for speeders every day, but I'm weird. SignatureBeav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19 |
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