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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 09:18 GMT http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241
Someone has actually bid on that, ffs.
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The Older Gentleman - 26 Sep 2008 09:33 GMT > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 > > Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. Have a look at the seller's feedback....
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 09:35 GMT On 26 Sep, 09:33, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
> <jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote: > >http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 > > > Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. > > Have a look at the seller's feedback.... I have, and yet some fucktard has still bid on it.
I note it's a fresh account being used to bid for it though, so hopefully it's just someone trying to feck the auction up for the shyster concerned, or the shyster himself shill bidding.
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Krusty - 26 Sep 2008 09:46 GMT > On 26 Sep, 09:33, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > hopefully it's just someone trying to feck the auction up for the > shyster concerned, or the shyster himself shill bidding. Don't see what's wrong with it myself. If he catches out the fuckwits who don't read the listing, then more power to his elbow I say. Might teach them a lesson.
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Grimly Curmudgeon - 26 Sep 2008 16:21 GMT We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) saying something like:
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 >> >> Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. >> >Have a look at the seller's feedback.... What a bottom feeder.
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Ace - 26 Sep 2008 09:42 GMT
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 > >Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. What's the problem? The bid does seem a bit high, but I know f.ck all about such things, but what's wrong with the ad?
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Adrian - 26 Sep 2008 09:46 GMT Ace <b.rogers@ifrance.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:
>>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 >> >>Someone has actually bid on that, ffs.
> What's the problem? The bid does seem a bit high, but I know f.ck all > about such things, but what's wrong with the ad? Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to state that he's not actually selling the console or the games he describes in big red text, just a control pad and cables...?
Any auction that includes tiny grey text saying "I'm not breaking eBay rules, I'm just describing the console and games to give people something to read whilst they decide whether to bid on the cables" is an auction placed by somebody who KNOWS he's taking the piss...
jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 09:51 GMT > Ace <b.rog...@ifrance.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were > saying: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > state that he's not actually selling the console or the games he > describes in big red text, just a control pad and cables...?
> Any auction that includes tiny grey text saying "I'm not breaking eBay > rules, I'm just describing the console and games to give people something > to read whilst they decide whether to bid on the cables" is an auction > placed by somebody who KNOWS he's taking the piss... *ding*
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Veggie Dave - 26 Sep 2008 09:59 GMT Adrian <toomany2cvs@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece:
>Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to >state that he's not actually selling the console or the games he >describes in big red text, just a control pad and cables...? I skim read it and assumed that's all he was selling...
Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway.
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 10:07 GMT > Adrian <toomany2...@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. Depends what you're looking to buy, really.
<runs an eBay search on 'soap'>
I can see why you'd be disappointed, mind...
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The Older Gentleman - 26 Sep 2008 10:10 GMT > Adrian <toomany2cvs@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece: > >Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. Now there's an interesting generalisation. I and others have had no probs. What's your objection?
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 10:16 GMT On 26 Sep, 10:10, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
> > Adrian <toomany2...@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece: > > >Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Now there's an interesting generalisation. I and others have had no > probs. Indeed... I've had some decent deals off of eBay.
What I don't like, is the new 've haf ways of making you use Paypal' stance they've adopted of late when you're selling certain items.
Not exactly in the spirit of the 'free economy', is it, especially if you read up on the policies relating to this.
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boots@despammed.com - 26 Sep 2008 10:38 GMT >On 26 Sep, 10:10, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) >wrote: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >What I don't like, is the new 've haf ways of making you use Paypal' >stance they've adopted of late when you're selling certain items. Yep, that's what really kills it for me and why I've really stopped looking for and selling stuff.
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Grimly Curmudgeon - 26 Sep 2008 16:25 GMT We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember boots@despammed.com saying something like:
>>What I don't like, is the new 've haf ways of making you use Paypal' >>stance they've adopted of late when you're selling certain items. > >Yep, that's what really kills it for me and why I've really stopped >looking for and selling stuff. I've pretty much hung up my eBay boots for now - being skint notwithstanding, I just don't like the way the management are taking it.
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TD - 26 Sep 2008 16:38 GMT > We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the > drugs began to take hold. I remember boots@despammed.com saying [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I've pretty much hung up my eBay boots for now - being skint > notwithstanding, I just don't like the way the management are taking it. Aren't you going to write in and complain? <g>
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Grimly Curmudgeon - 26 Sep 2008 18:47 GMT We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember TD <topper.doggle@googlemail.com> saying something like:
>> I've pretty much hung up my eBay boots for now - being skint >> notwithstanding, I just don't like the way the management are taking it. > >Aren't you going to write in and complain? <g> Ebay utterly fail the c.nt test.
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Ace - 26 Sep 2008 10:50 GMT
>> Adrian <toomany2cvs@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece: >> >Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Now there's an interesting generalisation. I and others have had no >probs. What's your objection? My wife, previously a complete ebay virgin, has just been making some puchases of old wooden skis and stuff (for decorative use) off ebay.fr. She doesn't have a clue about anything more than the basics, but managed to complete the transactions with no real problems.
On one auction whe didn't realise that "EBAYEURS A PROFIL ZERO SOYEZ SYMPA CONTACTEZ MOI." meant she should contact the seller first, but they didn't have any issues about it, and on another she made a rather dense, but not serious, mistake - see if you can guess what it was: item 120304474291.
So yeah, I don't agree with Veggie's 'retard' comment, but it's clear that there must be significant numbers of retards who get caught out by sh.t like this.
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The Older Gentleman - 26 Sep 2008 11:01 GMT > and on another she made a rather > dense, but not serious, mistake - see if you can guess what it was: > item 120304474291. The fact that there's only one stick, not a pair?
(Seller's FB isn't too good, either)
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Ace - 26 Sep 2008 12:27 GMT
>> and on another she made a rather >> dense, but not serious, mistake - see if you can guess what it was: >> item 120304474291. > >The fact that there's only one stick, not a pair? Yup. But as it's only for wall decoration it didn't really matter.
>(Seller's FB isn't too good, either) Eh? It's 97% positive. In what way is that 'not too good'? The only 2 negs I can see look like buyer issues.
Anyway, it arrived this morning (together with some wooden skis and leather boots from another vendor, both received within a week of sale) - I haven't checked it, but it's difficult to imagine what'd be wrong with an old ski stick, unless it wasn't the one pictured.
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Grimly Curmudgeon - 26 Sep 2008 16:23 GMT We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Veggie Dave <Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> saying something like:
>Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. Really?
Duh, then.
All the great glass I've paid buttons for over the past year must be shite, in that case. It's not so hard to avoid the c.nts, as anywhere else.
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^..^ Lone Wolf - 26 Sep 2008 16:27 GMT Wotcha.
> Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. <<looks at MZ>> <<looks at trike>> <<looks at BSA>>
Y'know. You just may have a point there. ;-)
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Pete Fisher - 26 Sep 2008 17:58 GMT In communiqué <Rf+ukRBCSK3IJwYJ@adsl24.co.uk>, Veggie Dave <Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> cast forth these pearls of wisdom
>Adrian <toomany2cvs@gmail.com> wrote the following literary masterpiece: >>Umm, because - despite what a skim-read would imply, he's careful to [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. <waves>
Both the MX bikes I have bought for the lad *via* Ebay have turned out to be excellent buys.
I've never bought anything *off* Ebay. TBF, if I turn the pedant control down a notch, I have paid for Ebay listings though .
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Champ - 30 Sep 2008 18:03 GMT >Still, you'd have to be a f.cking retard to buy off eBay anyway. Yeah, like you'd have to be mentally deranged to ride motorcycles.
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Lozzo - 26 Sep 2008 10:26 GMT > Ace <b.rogers@ifrance.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they > were saying:
> > What's the problem? The bid does seem a bit high, but I know f.ck > > all about such things, but what's wrong with the ad? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > something to read whilst they decide whether to bid on the cables" is > an auction placed by somebody who KNOWS he's taking the piss... I don't have a problem with that. If people are stupid eniough to bid blind on a picture without reading the description then I'd be more than happy to take as much money as possible from them.
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 09:47 GMT > On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:18:19 -0700 (PDT), jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > What's the problem? The bid does seem a bit high, but I know f.ck all > about such things, but what's wrong with the ad? If you can't work that one out for yourself, perhaps you might like to have a bid on the item concerned. :-)
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Ace - 26 Sep 2008 09:57 GMT
>> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:18:19 -0700 (PDT), jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk >> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >If you can't work that one out for yourself, perhaps you might like to >have a bid on the item concerned. :-) Nope, I still don't see a problem - he's selling a "Wireless control for xbox 360". The give away is in the title and the description.
Are you seriously saying that some fuckwits would think he's referring to the xbox 360 itself?
Sorry, I just don't believe that anyone could be that stupid.
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 10:04 GMT > On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:47:20 -0700 (PDT), jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >If you can't work that one out for yourself, perhaps you might like to > >have a bid on the item concerned. :-)
> Nope, I still don't see a problem - he's selling a "Wireless control > for xbox 360". The give away is in the title and the description. He is indeed... which makes you wonder why he needs to ramble on about all the games he has etc. ;-)
> Are you seriously saying that some fuckwits would think he's referring > to the xbox 360 itself? You can get a controller new, for £29.99?
He's muttered something about other leads for one in there as well - regardless, a complete new 360 Arcade is £129.99 now IIRC.
> Sorry, I just don't believe that anyone could be that stupid. Like I said, some muppet has bid on it... twice.
I've 'Asked A Question' and asked if he'd consider swapping it for some magic beans.
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jackhackettuk@yahoo.co.uk - 26 Sep 2008 12:17 GMT On 26 Sep, 10:04, jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
> I've 'Asked A Question' and asked if he'd consider swapping it for > some magic beans. "Hey... magic beans would have been good but think im happier with the £90 4 it"
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Krusty - 26 Sep 2008 10:07 GMT > > >> On Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:18:19 -0700 (PDT), jackhacket...@yahoo.co.uk [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Sorry, I just don't believe that anyone could be that stupid. Remember when someone sold an xbox cardboard box for xbox money? Plenty of ebay fuckwits out there.
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BGN - 26 Sep 2008 13:57 GMT >http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 > >Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. Idiots are idiots.
£89.99 + £19.99 for a controller and some leads is a tad expensive.
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TD - 26 Sep 2008 14:21 GMT >>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > £89.99 + £19.99 for a controller and some leads is a tad expensive. I'm wondering if he's actually selling it all with loads of pirated games hence the urging to email him for more info, assertions that he's not breaking Ebay policy, and detailed info on how he stores his games in a wallet.
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guig - 27 Sep 2008 07:58 GMT > http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130257572241 > > Someone has actually bid on that, ffs. Final bid £90 by someone with 0 feedback.
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