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Motorcycle Forum / Country Specific / UK Group / November 2008Well, if you're stupid enough to have sex with your wife ...
... this is what you get. New arrival expected early May. At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. Good god aren't you far too old for this kind of thing?  SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit > > New arrival expected early May. > Good god aren't you far too old for this kind of thing? Oh yes, and I did brief the little swimmers to keep away from the egg ... but there's always one who thinks he knows best, isn't there? > > ... this is what you get. > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Good god aren't you far too old for this kind of thing? He is, but his wife isn't. Child-bride, see. Oh and congrats Andy ... are you going to do what you did last time and buy a new bike to celebrate? Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > > ... this is what you get. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Good god aren't you far too old for this kind of thing? Ha! PF > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. reasoning from a single datum is a logical fallacy. -- d. > > ... this is what you get. > > > New arrival expected early May. > > reasoning from a single datum is a logical fallacy. We've got 2 children[1] and we've had sex ... ... um, what were we talking about? [1] Child 2.0 currently in alpha test environment. > > > ... this is what you get. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > We've got 2 children[1] and we've had sex ... I hate having to explain myself. -- d. >> ... this is what you get. >> >> New arrival expected early May. > > reasoning from a single datum is a logical fallacy. I guess you are alluding to maternity being a matter of fact, while paternity is only a matter of opinion. SignatureAndy > >> ... this is what you get. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I guess you are alluding to maternity being a matter of fact, while > paternity is only a matter of opinion. well, yes. Classic "Post hoc ergo propter hoc" mistake. -- d. >> >> ... this is what you get. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > well, yes. Classic "Post hoc ergo propter hoc" mistake. "Cum hoc ergo propter hoc" would be a far more appropriate mistake :) SignatureAndy > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. Are you fishing for congratulations or something? Congratulations then I suppose. -- Malc > > ... this is what you get. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Congratulations then I suppose. f.ck off. The world needs a lot of things, but more Northerners isn't one of them. -- d. daisy wrote: >> Congratulations then I suppose. > > f.ck off. The world needs a lot of things, but more Northerners isn't > one of them. Your North! and Irish? AHA I see what you mean. > daisy wrote: > >> Congratulations then I suppose. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Your North! and Irish? AHA I see what you mean. I'm from London, you thick c.nt. -- d. >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Maybe the third time she won't get pregnant. IIWY I'd try and not leave it too long, just in case. Oh, and congrats to Lisa. And you, I suppose! SignatureColin Irvine ZZR1400 BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5 http://www.colinandpat.co.uk 'Colin Irvine' wrote...> > >... this is what you get. > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Oh, and congrats to Lisa. And you, I suppose! AOL, congrats. Another mini-me for AndyR to train. Signaturefragmented >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Has someone put something in the water? UKRM breeding. <shudder> >At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best >just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. The pink phase passes. SignatureLady Nina >> ... this is what you get. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > The pink phase passes. Does that mean I'll no longer be forced to watch Stephanie from 'Lazy Town' on the television when the step-descendant visits? SignatureEiron. >>> At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best >>> just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Does that mean I'll no longer be forced to watch Stephanie from 'Lazy Town' >on the television when the step-descendant visits? <googles> Yikes, that's scary. Having seen some of the rot on Cbeebies now I look back on the teletubbie days with fondness. SignatureLady Nina >> Does that mean I'll no longer be forced to watch Stephanie from 'Lazy Town' >> on the television when the step-descendant visits? [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Yikes, that's scary. Having seen some of the rot on Cbeebies now I > look back on the teletubbie days with fondness. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI (assuming this is the same lazy town) Must be confusing for the littleuns if they stay up watching the news. >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Never happened when I did it. SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. > On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:08 -0800 (PST), AndrewR > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Never happened when I did it. It doesn't work if you scrape it out of your pants and throw it in. > > ... this is what you get. > > > > New arrival expected early May. > > Never happened when I did it. You've had sex with AndrewR's wife?! SignatureChris >> > ... this is what you get. >> > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >You've had sex with AndrewR's wife?! Badoom tish! SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. > > ... this is what you get. > > > > New arrival expected early May. > > Never happened when I did it. Strange, it did for me. SignatureCane > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. HA! You do know you can't have an odd number don't you? Lifes not going to change. Oh no. SignatureBuzby "there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot" > > ... this is what you get. > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > HA! You do know you can't have an odd number don't you? Just as well he's about to have his second then, eh? > Lifes not going to change. Oh no. You may be right there. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> ... this is what you get. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Lifes not going to change. Oh no. Are you a bit thick? SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. > >> ... this is what you get. > >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Are you a bit thick? See sig SignatureBuzby "there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot" > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. Cool, who's is it? SignatureCane > > ... this is what you get. > > > > New arrival expected early May. > > Cool, who's is it? And in English ? D. Signaturedes | 'what does it matter what he posts?' http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!' myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo > > > ... this is what you get. > > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > And in English ? Oops! I'll write it out a hundred times after class. SignatureCane > > > > ... this is what you get. > > > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > I'll write it out a hundred times after class. You're going over my knee.. D. Signaturedes | 'what does it matter what he posts?' http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!' myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo >> > > > ... this is what you get. >> > > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >You're going over my knee.. be careful - he'll enjoy it. SignaturePaul C - "the big camp bastard" (tm d.a.r.s.y) VFR800 | ZX6R | R1150GS BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09 Admits to working for London Underground! > > ... this is what you get. > > > New arrival expected early May. > > Cool, who's is it? this is the unsubtle approach. I should have gone with this one. -- d. > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. Hope everything goes well for the mother and child. For the father, as a precaution he'd better go straight to the knackers yard and get his knackers seen to. Modern technology is wonderful but guys just don't seem to fancy having a knot in their pipework. Claim it'll affect their sex life or something. Pretty sure a baby keeping you awake twenty four hours a day will definitely affect it. SignatureDozynSleepy CBR600RR5 XT600E Li'l Blue > > ... this is what you get. > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > having a knot in their pipework. Claim it'll affect their sex life or > something. It improved mine :-) SignatureCane >Modern technology is wonderful but guys just don't seem to fancy having >a knot in their pipework. Who says? >Claim it'll affect their sex life or something. There's f.cking *loads* of blokes on here who've had the snip. SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. >> Modern technology is wonderful but guys just don't seem to fancy having >> a knot in their pipework. > > Who says? Whoever keeps writing insert baby for refund on the condom machine in the gents. >> Claim it'll affect their sex life or something. > > There's f.cking *loads* of blokes on here who've had the snip. I'm not counting the ones who've braked very very hard and squashed their bollocks against the fuel tank. SignatureDozynSLeepy CBR600RR5 XT600E Li'l Blue >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Ew, that means we were at it at the same time. Mine is due 24th April. Congratulations. SignatureGSX-R1000K8 >> ... this is what you get. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Congratulations. If yours is born just one day early it will share a birthday with me..... SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit >>> ... this is what you get. >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >If yours is born just one day early it will share a birthday with >me..... I'll make sure she holds on. SignatureGSX-R1000K8 > On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:08 -0800 (PST), AndrewR > >New arrival expected early May. > > Ew, that means we were at it at the same time. What's more, I was thinking of you at the time. >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:08 -0800 (PST), AndrewR > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > What's more, I was thinking of you at the time. Reeeeeealy, I thought that was only Champ SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:08 -0800 (PST), AndrewR > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >What's more, I was thinking of you at the time. Oh, sorry, I wasn't reciprocating. SignatureGSX-R1000K8 Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben <ben@bensalesDOTme.uk> typed >>> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:50:08 -0800 (PST), AndrewR >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Oh, sorry, I wasn't reciprocating. What do you do, stick it in and wait? SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" Know when to walk way, know when to run >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben ><ben@bensalesDOTme.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >What do you do, stick it in and wait? Nice! SignatureColin Irvine ZZR1400 BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5 http://www.colinandpat.co.uk >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben ><ben@bensalesDOTme.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >What do you do, stick it in and wait? Will power. SignatureGSX-R1000K8 We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> saying something like: >>>What's more, I was thinking of you at the time. >> >>Oh, sorry, I wasn't reciprocating. > >What do you do, stick it in and wait? Not a member of the Rotary Club. > What do you do, stick it in and wait? All the office were staring at me this afternoon after I read that. Stop making me laugh. SignatureMalc R1100RS old and tatty You laugh at me because I am different I laugh at you because you are all the same >>>> >New arrival expected early May. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >What do you do, stick it in and wait? Sheesh. You get *her* to do the moving! SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:26:41 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Sheesh. You get *her* to do the moving! *ding* "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. -- d. >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:26:41 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. Is that the position where you can still use your laptop and she can't see what you're looking at? SignatureEiron. > >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:26:41 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Is that the position where you can still use your laptop and she can't > see what you're looking at? well, I was thinking about still being able to read a book and drink your wine without being distracted by jiggling tits, but essentially: *ding* -- d. > >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:26:41 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel > >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Is that the position where you can still use your laptop and she can't > see what you're looking at? http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/11/contestentry.jpg ..? D. Signaturedes | 'what does it matter what he posts?' http://www.jr.co.il/terror/israel/index.html end the 'occupation': http://minilien.fr/a0k8xe ukrm: 'where it's "cool" to be stupid!' myths of islam: http://minilien.fr/a0j5qo >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". and? -- d. >> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> >> Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". > >and? I generally try to make all parties feel involved and valued stakeholders in my sexual activities. SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk >>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I generally try to make all parties feel involved and valued > stakeholders in my sexual activities. Yeah, but who gets to write the environmental impact statement afterwards? >>>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Yeah, but who gets to write the environmental impact statement afterwards? Aren't you forgetting the risk assessment? SignatureEiron. >>>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Yeah, but who gets to write the environmental impact statement afterwards? <shocked> *Afterwards*??? Are you not familiar with the concept of Safe Sex? I'll have you know that the Environmental Impact Statement, together with the Health and Safety Risk Assessment, the Energy Consumption Profile and the Noise Assessment, have to be filed in advance. SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:55:58 GMT, "platypus" > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > with the Health and Safety Risk Assessment, the Energy Consumption > Profile and the Noise Assessment, have to be filed in advance. please tell me you still undertake a post-implementation review? -- d. >> I'll have you know that the Environmental Impact Statement, together >> with the Health and Safety Risk Assessment, the Energy Consumption >> Profile and the Noise Assessment, have to be filed in advance. > >please tell me you still undertake a post-implementation review? Post-implementation would be about 9 months later, this is more like the project management equivalent of cutting the first sod... SignatureCB500 (blue + flies) >> >>>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > >please tell me you still undertake a post-implementation review? <slaps hands to forehead> Of course! No wonder so many of my relationships go over budget, and are then cancelled early. <amends process documentation> SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > >> >>>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > <amends process documentation> "how was it for you, darling", should do it. -- d. In article <b8330a79-1e11-43be-bff9-830aac897c76 @q30g2000prq.googlegroups.com>, darsy says... > > On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:55:58 GMT, "platypus" > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > please tell me you still undertake a post-implementation review? "Lessons learned". Corker. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > In article <b8330a79-1e11-43be-bff9-830aac897c76 > @q30g2000prq.googlegroups.com>, darsy says... [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > "Lessons learned". Corker. Lessons learned: "no matter what, they still leak afterwards". -- d. In article <f772f457-343b-4a7e-8342-7271e4b75512 @y18g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>, darsy says... > > In article <b8330a79-1e11-43be-bff9-830aac897c76 > > @q30g2000prq.googlegroups.com>, darsy says... [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Lessons learned: "no matter what, they still leak afterwards". Not necessarily, but such talk is not for a family newsgroup. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > > > Yeah, but who gets to write the environmental impact statement > > > afterwards? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > please tell me you still undertake a post-implementation review? Christ, you're all daft buggers. <VBG> SignatureCab :^) - I'm from lots of different places Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN) The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org > Are you not familiar with the concept of Safe Sex? Yes, as soon as I've finished I clear my browser cache. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> typed >> Are you not familiar with the concept of Safe Sex? > >Yes, as soon as I've finished I clear my browser cache. Oh great, now the whole office is looking at me. Oh well, I'll try to explain. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" Know when to walk way, know when to run > I generally try to make all parties feel involved and valued > stakeholders in my sexual activities. But you still get to jizz on her tits, right? >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >I generally try to make all parties feel involved and valued >stakeholders in my sexual activities. Who're the pigs and who're the chickens? > >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Who're the pigs and who're the chickens? > >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Who're the pigs and who're the chickens? I'm the Rooster, baby. -- d. >> >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >I'm the Rooster, baby. Ah, so you like to watch. > >> >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Ah, so you like to watch. hey, I don't own a Z1000, or a Tuono - you have me mixed up with someone else... -- d. > >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Who're the pigs and who're the chickens? IRTA "whore" the first time round and thought "that's sick, even by Brummie standards". Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport >> >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >IRTA "whore" the first time round and thought "that's sick, even by >Brummie standards". Good thing I didn't mention having a scrum then. SignatureGSX-R1000K8 > >> >>> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > >> >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Good thing I didn't mention having a scrum then. Very. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > >> >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I generally try to make all parties feel involved and valued > stakeholders in my sexual activities. So do I, the cameraman love the angles and lighting opportunities they get with this position. SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage > >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". Channel 5 porn lied to me? I feel violated, but if I stop watching it now I'll never find out what it is that lesbians are doing when the lie face to face, with all of their hands visible, tossing their heads in wild ecstacy. > > >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > what it is that lesbians are doing when the lie face to face, with all > of their hands visible, tossing their heads in wild ecstacy. double-ended dildo? -- d. > > Channel 5 porn lied to me? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > double-ended dildo? Obviously you haven't been watching Channel 5 closely enough. One of their rules for soft-core sex is that the parties genitals must never be within 2 feet of each other and, for preference, should be covered by underwear. > > double-ended dildo? > > Obviously you haven't been watching Channel 5 closely enough. I think it's fair to say that I haven't been watching Channel 5 at all. Ever. -- d. >>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > double-ended dildo? Feeldoe. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed >>>>> "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Feeldoe. <googles> Blimey. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" Know when to walk way, know when to run > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Blimey. <googles> Blimey! SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > ><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Blimey! <googles> Blimey! SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage > > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > > ><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Blimey! <doesn't google> I'm boggled that so many so-called worldly chaps didn't know what it is. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > > > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > > > ><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > I'm boggled that so many so-called worldly chaps didn't know what it > is. I've never had the need or want for such a product SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage >>>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus >>>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > I've never had the need or want for such a product AOL SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit > >>>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > >>>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > AOL They're great fun in 3-some (MFF) situations, when you have to a) get the dinner on or b) have to watch something on TV or c) have a report to finish for work. You can just let the ladies loose, and rejoin when you've completed your other interests. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus > > ><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Blimey! <googles> Blimey! SignatureCab :^) - I'm from lots of different places Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN) The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org >>> Channel 5 porn lied to me? >>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Feeldoe. Playdoe. SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:43:43 GMT, "platypus" > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Playdoe. Doe, a dear, a one-eyed dear... -- d. >>>> Channel 5 porn lied to me? >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Playdoe. Oh does! > > "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". Not much diferent to Doggie but she has to do all the work...plus it's easier to stuff things up her arse. SignatureCane > > > "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > > Most women I've tried that with say it's "uncomfortable". > > Not much diferent to Doggie but she has to do all the work...plus it's > easier to stuff things up her arse. *ding* -- d. >> > > "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >*muffled ding* Each to their own, I spose. SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk > >> > > "reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. > > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Each to their own, I spose. haha, nice. SignatureCane Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy <darsyx@gmail.com> typed >> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:26:41 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >"reverse cowgirl" is where it's at. I'm not sure that doesn't count as reciprocation, though. At least relative to the shagee, IWHT. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" Know when to walk way, know when to run > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy > <darsyx@gmail.com> typed [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > At least relative to the shagee, IWHT. What you need is reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl etc, for as long as you consider necessary. >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy >> <darsyx@gmail.com> typed [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl etc, for >as long as you consider necessary. That's definitely a screw. > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy > > <darsyx@gmail.com> typed [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, > reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, forward cowgirl etc, Then doe-see-doe your partner? Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> saying something like: >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Oh well, that'a another quarter mill down the Swannee. In article <a16a3db8-f198-4d43-97d0-3d9c3d825d9e@o40g2000prn.googlegroup s.com>, AndrewR <andrew@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> writes >... this is what you get. > >New arrival expected early May. Bloody papists. Signaturesteve auvache A Bloo one with built in safety features > In article > <a16a3db8-f198-4d43-97d0-3d9c3d825d9e@o40g2000prn.googlegroup s.com>, [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Bloody papists. Natural Contraception clearly doesn't work SignatureHog '06 ST4-S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 '81 R65 Outfit > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. Congrats. We just had our 3rd 10 weeks ago (siblings aged 10 and 7). I'm not sure why but I seem to have found it much easier to bond with this one, perhaps it's an age thing. Of course, as someone said earlier, the wife is not happy with the odd number. I suspect that if I let her have another then she'll let me go touring again. Expensive holiday. > ... this is what you get. > > New arrival expected early May. > > At least there'll be somebody to grow in to Emma's bike kit - best > just hope it doesn't mind a pink crash hat. You selfish bugger. You've just found an excuse to not come on the run, haven't you? Congrats. :-) SignatureCab :^) - I'm from lots of different places Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN) The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Cab" <my_email_address_is_in_my_sig@privacy.net> saying something like: >You selfish bugger. You've just found an excuse to not come on the run, >haven't you? I think such carelessness was the problem. |
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