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If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one of said fingers 30 minutes later. It smarts like a motherf..ker. That is all. > If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them > vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one > of said fingers 30 minutes later. It smarts like a motherf..ker. > > That is all. good job you didn't scratch you're dangly bits. JDAMHIK.  SignatureBuzby "there's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot" > If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them vigourously > afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one of said fingers 30 > minutes later. It smarts like a motherf..ker. apparently women don't like it when you insert a similarly every-so- slightly chillied-up finger in their minge. -- d. >> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them vigourously >> afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one of said fingers 30 >> minutes later. It smarts like a motherf..ker. > >apparently women don't like it when you insert a similarly every-so- >slightly chillied-up finger in their minge. Nor, it is alleged, toothpaste. SignaturePip: B12 > On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:32:42 -0800 (PST), darsy > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Nor, it is alleged, toothpaste. God yes, they hate it when you stick your chillied finger in their toothpaste. -- d. >>> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >>> vigourously [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Nor, it is alleged, toothpaste. Definition of a vicious circle? > If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them > vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one > of said fingers 30 minutes later. It smarts like a motherf..ker. > > That is all. I used to play rugby, wintergreen is much much worse on yer cock. I can say this. SignatureNige, 'That's not my name' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S (off soon) Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 Focus ST3 (off soon) Audi A3 Cab BMW F800GS >> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >> vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I used to play rugby, wintergreen is much much worse on yer cock. I > can say this. Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes of Anusol & Deep Heat. SignatureCheerz - Brownz '89 K100RS '07 R55 MCDC >Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes of >Anusol & Deep Heat. I have mixed up Savlon and Sensodyne. Not nice before bed experience, that. SignatureGyp Change to dotcom to reply >>Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes of >>Anusol & Deep Heat. > > I have mixed up Savlon and Sensodyne. Not nice before bed experience, > that. Pah! After a pretty substantial nights boozing, just try mixing up alka-seltzer and f.cking Steradent! It certainly cleans you out. "Plink-plink-fizz" be damned! JB >> Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes >> of >> Anusol & Deep Heat. > > I have mixed up Savlon and Sensodyne. Not nice before bed experience, > that. I once shaving gelled my underarm just before going to bed ;) SignatureNige, 'Here it comes' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 BMW F800GS Audi A3 Cab > I once shaving gelled my underarm just before going to bed ;) Hoping for an armpit f.ck? SignatureEiron. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Brownz \(Mobile\)" <spam.mini@brownz.org> saying something like: >> I used to play rugby, wintergreen is much much worse on yer cock. I >> can say this. > >Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes of >Anusol & Deep Heat. Did his shoulder no good at all. >>> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >>> vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the tubes of > Anusol & Deep Heat. There's a family story of the ancestor who confused castor oil and camphor oil. It was in the good old days when you could buy anything from a chemist. He killed his constipated wife and got away with it. Lucky man! SignatureEiron. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Eiron <E1ron@hotmail.com> saying something like: >There's a family story of the ancestor who confused castor oil and >camphor oil. >It was in the good old days when you could buy anything from a chemist. >He killed his constipated wife and got away with it. Lucky man! It probably cleaned her out good style. SignatureDave GS850x2 XS650 SE6a Every post contains Nutri-Ceramide-R and Pre-Biotics for your reading pleasure. Folding@Home Team UKRM http://www.tinyurl.com/jkxwv > > > If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them > > > vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Reminds me of the old story of the myopic fella that mixed up the > tubes of Anusol & Deep Heat. Chap I know mistook his missus's tube of immac for his tube of Preparation H. Apparently that smarted a bit SignatureDan L Too much time to think, too little to do. dan.yodanet@gmail.com http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/ 2002 Triumph Sprint RS 955i (It's big, and it's black) 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr (Gone, but not forgotten) BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7/8) X-FOT#000 DIAABTCOD #26 BOMB#18 (slow) OMF#11 >> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >> vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I used to play rugby, wintergreen is much much worse on yer cock. I can > say this. Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. Whilst getting changed I thought "I know", and to keep my tackle warm I sprayed it with Ralgex. f.ck me, but you've never seen anyone jump into a frozen pool so fast in your life. SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" >>> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >>> vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >sprayed it with Ralgex. f.ck me, but you've never seen anyone jump into >a frozen pool so fast in your life. LOL! SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk >>>> If you spill Tabasco sauce on your fingers and don't wash them >>>> vigourously afterwards, do NOT wipe the corner of your eye with one [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > LOL! Getting in the f.cking pool with ice on would be bad enough. SignatureNige, 'Here it comes' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 BMW F800GS Audi A3 Cab >Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. >Whilst getting changed I thought "I know", and to keep my tackle warm I >sprayed it with Ralgex. f.ck me, but you've never seen anyone jump into >a frozen pool so fast in your life. That reminds me of why I gave up rowing. Sitting in an open boat, in shorts, midwinter, in the middle of the Fens, at 5.30am, waiting for the river to clear, hungover, whilst being snowed upon, was not my idea of fun. Did you swim the channel in the end? SignatureCB500 (blue + flies) >>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Did you swim the channel in the end? http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" > >>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air > >>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg Bloody hell, that's impressive. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport In communiqué <MPG.2394b8c1f0cab8e989a26@news.individual.net>, Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> cast forth these pearls of wisdom >> >>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >> >>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Bloody hell, that's impressive. Note the inclusion of the word team. I could probably swim about 10 metres of the channel so long as it was started with the wading in bit ;-) Signature+----------------------------------------------------------------+ | Pete Fisher at Home: Peter@ps-fisher.demon.co.uk | | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z | | Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" | +----------------------------------------------------------------+ >>> Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an >>> open air unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a sort of relay thing? [1]B.E.S.T. Groan. > Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a sort of > relay thing? It was, of course, a relay, 6 of us. Though we were all aged 13/14 at the time. The water was 52F (11C) and I was nearly hypothermic when they pulled me out at the end of my second hour long stint. Being the strongest swimmer in the group I got the shittiest sections, the second, swimming against the tide for an hour solid maybe a mile off the French coast, getting absolutely nowhere, the scene didn't change for the whole hour and I was just a gibbering wreck when they pulled me out. We also won the Lada junior relay trophy that year for the fastest team across. Needless to say, we were probably also the only team to attempt it that year. Another useless fact... We were only the second people from Shropshire to complete a crossing, the first, being Captain Webb. > [1]B.E.S.T. Groan. Heh, never noticed that. SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" >> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > for the whole hour and I was just a gibbering wreck when they pulled > me out. Respect. Furthest I've ever swum is two miles, in a swimming pool, and it took me three hours to do it. In communiqué <okyWk.92322$E41.8030@text.news.virginmedia.com>, platypus <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> cast forth these pearls of wisdom >>> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >>> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Respect. AOL. >Furthest I've ever swum is two miles, in a swimming pool, and it took >me three hours to do it. <makes note to hold on to platy if the French run ferry goes down> Signature+----------------------------------------------------------------+ | Pete Fisher at Home: Peter@ps-fisher.demon.co.uk | | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z | | Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" | +----------------------------------------------------------------+ > Respect. Furthest I've ever swum is two miles, in a swimming pool, and it > took me three hours to do it. Aged 14 I did 4k in an hour, for a charity swim once in a pool. Longest distance, I can't remember, probably 7k or 8kish, outdoors, untimed (again, when training for the channel swim). Used to be sub minute (57s) for the 100 too as a 15 year old, just before I stopped. SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" >>> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >>> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Respect. f.cking ditto. >Furthest I've ever swum is two miles, in a swimming pool, and it >took me three hours to do it. And that's at least 10 times further than I've ever swum. I'm a fairly sh.t swimmer. SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> typed >I'm a fairly sh.t swimmer. <AOL> I had a ridiculous conversation with Mrs WUN a while back where she was *insisting* (as good swimmers do) that everyone is naturally buoyant. I am not. Eventually she supported me floating on my back in deep-ish water. Then she let go. "See!" she said. Then "Oh", as I slowly sank beneath the water, ending up vertical with about half an inch of the top of my head above the water line. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" The secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep. >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ ><news@champ.org.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >water, ending up vertical with about half an inch of the top of my head >above the water line. So what you're trying to say is that you're solid muscle with not an ounce of fat on you. Mrs WUN (whom I'd love to meet some time) doesn't know how lucky she is! SignatureColin Irvine ZZR1400 BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5 http://www.colinandpat.co.uk Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine <look@bottom.of.home.page> typed >>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ >><news@champ.org.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >ounce of fat on you. Mrs WUN (whom I'd love to meet some time) doesn't >know how lucky she is! *Snort*. Rocks in my head, more likely. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" The secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep. > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine > <look@bottom.of.home.page> typed [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Rocks in my head, more likely. You floated upside down? SignatureCab :^) - I'm from lots of different places Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN) The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ ><news@champ.org.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >water, ending up vertical with about half an inch of the top of my head >above the water line. heh. I learnt that people are positively (most), neutrally (a few) or negatively (less) bouyant when I did my dive training, years ago. Back then , I was neutrally bouyant - which meant I floated, but usually a few inches below the surface. SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. > Back then , I was neutrally bouyant - which meant I floated, but > usually a few inches below the surface. Well that's f.ck-all use :) "He only drowned *slightly*" Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport >> Back then , I was neutrally bouyant - which meant I floated, but >> usually a few inches below the surface. > >Well that's f.ck-all use :) Your point was quite clear to me at the time. >"He only drowned *slightly*" All I needed to do was carry a straw. SignatureChamp Two standard issue crutches To email me, neal at my domain should work. > I had a ridiculous conversation with Mrs WUN a while back where she was > *insisting* (as good swimmers do) that everyone is naturally buoyant. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > water, ending up vertical with about half an inch of the top of my head > above the water line. I'm exactly the same. I know how to float, I usd to be able to do it as a kid, but these days the only way I can float is by inhaling deeply and holding my breath. Otherwise I sink like a stone. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 > I'm exactly the same. I know how to float, I usd to be able to do it > as a kid, but these days the only way I can float is by inhaling > deeply and holding my breath. Otherwise I sink like a stone. Stop people standing on your head then. That helps. God, I'm funny tonight. :-) SignatureCab :^) - I'm from lots of different places Z1000ABS : http://www.rosbif.org/ukrm (just for WUN) The ALL NEW ukrm website : http://www.ukrm.info email addy : ukrm_dot_cab_at_rosbif_dot_org >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ ><news@champ.org.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >I am not. I've had that conversation with Linda (who is a very good swimmer). She was wrong, too. >Eventually she supported me floating on my back in deep-ish water. Then >she let go. "See!" she said. Then "Oh", as I slowly sank beneath the >water, ending up vertical with about half an inch of the top of my head >above the water line. Sounds familiar. SignatureSalad Dodger > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ ><news@champ.org.uk> typed [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > I am not. I'm not either. As I conclusively proved aged about 7.. Phil SignaturePhil Launchbury, IT PHB 'I'm training the bats that live in my cube to juggle mushrooms' >>> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >>> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >Respect. Furthest I've ever swum is two miles, in a swimming pool, and >it took me three hours to do it. Swam to Spinalonga from Agios Nikolaos once http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinalonga no idea how far it was, a couple of miles? Where;s Greek George when you need him ? Signaturegeoff >>>> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >>>> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Where;s Greek George when you need him ? Seven miles if you get out and walk over the causeway at Elounda or longer if you go round the headland. Are you sure that you started from Ag Nik? SignatureEiron. >>>>> Did every member of the team[1] do the whole crossing, or was it a >>>>> sort of relay thing? [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >or longer if you go round the headland. >Are you sure that you started from Ag Nik? Not sure at all - I just remember swimming across and then getting told off by some Greek when I got out of the water back on the mainland, as there were dangerous currents out there, apparently Signaturegeoff >We also won the Lada junior relay trophy that year for the fastest >team across. Did Lada make an amphibious model? SignatureCB500 (blue + flies) >>>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >>>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg How valid was the team name by the end of the swim? > How valid was the team name by the end of the swim? Disounting Bobby (the only girl in the team) who was a young mans wet dream[1] when it came to the breast department, not very. [1]Watching her get greased up, on the boat was just fantastic. Though it has to be said Lanolin doesn't actually smell all that nice. Scraping it off with a knife afterwards SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" >> How valid was the team name by the end of the swim? > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > actually smell all that nice. Scraping it off with a > knife afterwards... is also less than pleasant. Bloody, <CTRL><enter>, I fuckin' hate it when that happens. SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" >>>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >>>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> >> Did you swim the channel in the end? >http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg How many in the team, and what was the rota used? SignatureChamp What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 racer (for sale) | ZX10R racer (broken) neal at champ dot org dot uk >>>Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >>>unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/A1exF/DSC00018.jpg Were you less well endowed when you got to france ? Signaturegeoff >> Many years ago, aged 14, I was training for a channel swim at an open air >> unheated pool in January. So cold it had a thin skin of ice on it. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Did you swim the channel in the end? In about 30 seconds if he sprayed his knackers again ;) SignatureNige, 'Here it comes' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 BMW F800GS Audi A3 Cab > In about 30 seconds if he sprayed his knackers again ;) You only *ever* do that once... SignatureAlex BMW R1150GS DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8 Windy's "little soldier" |
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