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Motorcycle Forum / Country Specific / UK Group / November 2008XT600E nicked: that didn't take long
Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. FFS.  SignatureBMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F CB250N SH50 chateau dot murray at idnet dot com "What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time and hassle for no tangible benefit." Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older Gentleman <totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk> typed >Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > >...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's >gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > >FFS. FFS indeed. c.nts. SignatureWicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" The secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk (The Older Gentleman) saying something like: >Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > >...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's >gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > >FFS. A scrote magnet in Glasgow? What did he expect, ffs? > We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the > drugs began to take hold. I remember totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk (The [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > A scrote magnet in Glasgow? What did he expect, ffs? This was in London, Thamesmead to be precise. A molotovs throw from the high security prison. Looks like they made light work of the chain anchoring it. No sign of the chain I had on the front. SignatureCBR600RR5 XT600E (gone) > Thamesmead to be precise. Or "sulphate city" as we used to call it. Total shithole. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport >> We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the >> drugs began to take hold. I remember totallydeadmailbox@yahoo.co.uk [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > This was in London, Thamesmead to be precise. Oops - proper sh.t round there, even by 'sh.t bits of London' standards. > A molotovs throw from > the high security prison. A few Molotovs would be the kindest thing for that whole stretch from Plumstead through to Gravesend... and even then it's debatable whether you should stop there or plough on to Medway and the Isle of Sheppey. > Looks like they made light work of the chain anchoring it. No sign of > the chain I had on the front. Tossers. SignatureJackH 98 Honda VFR800FiW 05 Sachs Madass 03 VW Passat TDI Sport 89 Vauxhall Nova 1.3 Pearl > This was in London, Thamesmead to be precise. A molotovs throw from > the high security prison. > > Looks like they made light work of the chain anchoring it. No sign of > the chain I had on the front. Thamesmead is a f.cking shithole. There's no way I'd park a bike up in open view round there. Have you checked the marshes the other side of Erith? SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage > >> This was in London, Thamesmead to be precise. A molotovs throw from [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > open view round there. Have you checked the marshes the other side of > Erith? It was in my brothers covered garage area attached to the back of the house. You would have to come into a cul de sac to see it. We'd both been drinking this evening so no search party allowed, might get stabbed he said. Brother reckons it'll already be in the marshes if it was local scrotes. If I can persuade him to point out a few likely places on the map I might have a wander round tomorrow. Then again I may just cut my losses and do some more sightseeing. >Tog said: <snipped> > If I can persuade him to point out a few likely places on the map I > might have a wander round tomorrow. Then again I may just cut my losses > and do some more sightseeing. "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious". > >Tog said: > <snipped> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We > must be cautious". May the Force be with you. SignatureBMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F CB250N SH50 chateau dot murray at idnet dot com "What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time and hassle for no tangible benefit." >> Tog said: > <snipped> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We > must be cautious". Who shot first? SignatureNige, 'Here it comes' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 BMW F800GS Audi A3 Cab We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember DozynSleepy <nospam@ireallymeannospam.co.uk> saying something like: >This was in London, Thamesmead to be precise. A molotovs throw from the >high security prison. Bloody hell, that estate's notorious. People keep their dentures in their pockets as they walk around, else they'd get nicked. "The prison of Belmarsh and the audacious, decorative and inventive sewage processing works " Sounds lovely. > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. Oops. Has he ever considered moving somewhere less pikey? ;-) > FFS. Indeed - 'anging is too good for 'em, m'lud. SignatureJackH 98 Honda VFR800FiW 05 Sachs Madass 03 VW Passat TDI Sport 89 Vauxhall Nova 1.3 Pearl > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > > FFS. A bit extreme as a way of ducking the Elefant. Not seen a swerve like it since the Frankfurt Run. >> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > A bit extreme as a way of ducking the Elefant. Not seen a swerve like > it since the Frankfurt Run. <proud> > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > > FFS. Oh no. That sucks big time. SignatureCheerz - Brownz '89 K100RS '07 R55 MCDC On 21 Nov, 00:32, "Brownz \(Mobile\)" <spam.m...@brownz.org> wrote: > > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Oh no. That sucks big time. My commiserations to the owner - however makes me feel better already. I was sorely tempted by the machine and saw the TOG msg quite early but I decided that if parked outside where I live, its life expectancy might be rather short. Sarff Lunnon. CB500 it is then? I know it makes sense. > On 21 Nov, 00:32, "Brownz \(Mobile\)" <spam.m...@brownz.org> wrote: > > > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > decided that if parked outside where > I live, its life expectancy might be rather short. I did warn him that dirt bikes are a scrote magnet, but with two bloodyt chains on it. I supposed they chopped one and just dragged the bike with the second in place. Why am *I* pissed off, I wonder? Same reason as I was when the Z400 I sold to Petrolcan went walkies: I put a fair bit of cash and effort into both bikes. Bah. SignatureBMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F CB250N SH50 chateau dot murray at idnet dot com "What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time and hassle for no tangible benefit." >Why am *I* pissed off, I wonder? I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where you still regard it as "your bike". > On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:15:00 +0000, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk > > >Why am *I* pissed off, I wonder? > > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where you > still regard it as "your bike". Actually, that's rather true. I think the giveaway sign is if you stand in the road to watch the new owner depart on it, thinking: "Bloody good bike, that... Perhaps I shouldn't be selling it." In article <7160251c-10db-4fcf-9685- 8526429191af@n10g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>, TOG@Toil says... > > On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:15:00 +0000, totallydeadmail...@yahoo.co.uk > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > stand in the road to watch the new owner depart on it, thinking: > "Bloody good bike, that... Perhaps I shouldn't be selling it." There's that, plus the fact I have had such an affection for many of my bikes ... the mere fact they survived life in my hands is a badge of honour they can wear with pride. Selling the 9R was heart-wrenching I have to say; I had *so* many good times on that bike. My 98 R1 was just a hoot. And although I didn't own it for that long, I had a superb TT on the gixer, and really bonded with it over the mountain, where it embarrassed a lot of supposedly faster bikes, so I'll always have a soft spot for that bike too. The current R1 is the one that scares me the most - it's *so* good, in almost every respect, that I adore it, and I've had some killer times on it, and frankly it's liable to leave my custody at the hands of thieves, which I think will cause me no small amount of sorrow. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport > > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where you > > still regard it as "your bike". > > Actually, that's rather true. I think the giveaway sign is if you > stand in the road to watch the new owner depart on it, thinking: > "Bloody good bike, that... Perhaps I shouldn't be selling it." When I bought my 7R the previous owner was standing at his front door watching me ride away with tears running down his cheeks. The pansy. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where >> > you [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > The pansy. No way? f.cking hell. > >> > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where > >> > you [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > No way? f.cking hell. His mrs was making him give up riding, so it wasn't just the bike he was saying goodbye to, it was a large chunk of his masculinity. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> > When I bought my 7R the previous owner was standing at his front >> > door [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > was > saying goodbye to, it was a large chunk of his masculinity. Oh well, that's fair enough Nige > >> > When I bought my 7R the previous owner was standing at his front > >> > door [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Oh well, that's fair enough He's still a f.cking pansy for letting her dictate his life. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> >> > When I bought my 7R the previous owner was standing at his front >> >> > door [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > He's still a f.cking pansy for letting her dictate his life. True enough, f.ck me, my wife would be significantly richer if i got splattered all over the road by a truck..... I'll start checking my brakes & tyres then.. ogden <ogden@pre.org> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying: > His mrs was making him give up riding, so it wasn't just the bike he was > saying goodbye to, it was a large chunk of his masculinity. "Buy the bike, and I'll include me nadgers" > ogden <ogden@pre.org> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were > saying: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > "Buy the bike, and I'll include me nadgers" He tried to flog me his leathers at the same time but I declined. They were purple, ffs. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> ogden <ogden@pre.org> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were >> saying: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >They were purple, ffs. You could have sold them to Bear. SignaturePip: B12 > >> ogden <ogden@pre.org> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were > >> saying: [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > You could have sold them to Bear. I don't like purple, and wouldn't buy anything purple. HTH. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport In communiqué <MPG.2392c879ae635e189899f6@news.individual.net>, Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> cast forth these pearls of wisdom >> >> ogden <ogden@pre.org> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were >> >> saying: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >I don't like purple, and wouldn't buy anything purple. Not even prose, I suspect. Note the 'e' you lot sniggering at the back. Signature+----------------------------------------------------------------+ | Pete Fisher at Home: Peter@ps-fisher.demon.co.uk | | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z | | Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" | +----------------------------------------------------------------+ >> >He tried to flog me his leathers at the same time but I declined. >> > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >HTH. I realise that your taste in colour runs to the other side of the colour wheel, dear - the fabled dressing gown stands as Exhibit One: but I've seen the Other Leathers, don't forget. A man who would give them house room can't stand on matters of shade alone. SignaturePip: B12 > >> >He tried to flog me his leathers at the same time but I declined. > >> > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I realise that your taste in colour runs to the other side of the > colour wheel, dear - the fabled dressing gown stands as Exhibit One: It's merely dark green, and thus very pleasant. I will defend to the grave a man's right to wear a dark green dressing gown. > but I've seen the Other Leathers, don't forget. A man who would give > them house room can't stand on matters of shade alone. I am obviously not setting myself up as a gold standard on the topic of sartorial elegance, but I can assure you, sir, that I would never, under any circumstances, give house room to leathers constructed from anything purple. I utterly detest the colour. I remain, sir, your humble servant, B. Bear Esq. Signature2002 Yamaha R1 Saab Aero Sport >> > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where you >> > still regard it as "your bike". [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >The pansy. Maybe you could send him the photos of how it ended up looking, so he can put an end to that chapter of his life and move on... > >> > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike where you > >> > still regard it as "your bike". [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Maybe you could send him the photos of how it ended up looking, so he > can put an end to that chapter of his life and move on... Heh. The thought did cross my mind at the time. From: ogden To: previous owner Subject: 7R Hey, remember that 7R you sold me? This one... http://daifnet.pre.org/album/Bikes/ZX7R/slides/7r.php I made some alterations, what do you reckon? http://www.pre.org/album/Bikes/ZX7R/slides/mess1.php http://www.pre.org/album/Bikes/ZX7R/slides/clocks.php Couldn't be arsed to dig out his email address though. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 >> >> > I think there's a short period of time after selling a bike >> >> > where you [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > Couldn't be arsed to dig out his email address though. Oucho! > I made some alterations, what do you reckon? > > http://www.pre.org/album/Bikes/ZX7R/slides/mess1.php > http://www.pre.org/album/Bikes/ZX7R/slides/clocks.php > > Couldn't be arsed to dig out his email address though. That's minor damage, easily rebuildable for little money. Wtf did you break it? SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage > > I made some alterations, what do you reckon? > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > That's minor damage, easily rebuildable for little money. Wtf did you > break it? Because it was worth more in bits, at the time I wasn't even sure if I'd ever even want to ride a bike again, and because I'm naturally more inclined toward taking things apart than putting them together. Signatureogden GSX-R750 K4 RGV250 VJ22 > > > I made some alterations, what do you reckon? > > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > I'd ever even want to ride a bike again, and because I'm naturally > more inclined toward taking things apart than putting them together. Fair comment. My housemate is half way through rebuilding a crashed 7R that was far worse than yours, it will be a cracker when its fnished. SignatureLozzo SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL. and a sh.t load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > > FFS. Indeed, this blows. SignatureMorini Corsaro 125 | CB450K4 | XL250 Motosport | 900SSD | R1150RT Laverda SF2 | Harley FXD BOTAFOF #33 TWA#10 The UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/index.html "Je profite du paysage" - Joe Bar > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > > FFS. Bastards didn't even let it cool down did they ... SignaturePaul - xxx '96/'97 Landrover Discovery 300 Tdi 'Big and Butch' Dyna Tech Cro-Mo comp "When I feel fit enough' > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > > FFS. Jesus, that didn't take long, shower of c.nts. CCTV is the answer, it got me my KTM back a few years ago. SignatureNige, 'Here it comes' Range Rover Td6 Vogue BMW K1200S Suzuki GSX-R1000 K3 BMW F800GS Audi A3 Cab >> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > CCTV is the answer, it got me my KTM back a few years ago. They'd put CCTV up round there, only they know the cameras would get lifted fairly soon afterwards. SignatureJackH 98 Honda VFR800FiW 05 Sachs Madass 03 VW Passat TDI Sport 89 Vauxhall Nova 1.3 Pearl >> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > CCTV is the answer, it got me my KTM back a few years ago. That was the first question the Police asked, was there any surveillance camera ? >>> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > That was the first question the Police asked, was there any > surveillance camera ? It's not expensive these days & it works a treat. In communiqué <6ong1hF4g6osU1@mid.individual.net>, Nige <nigel.inceGETAWAY@btinternet.com> cast forth these pearls of wisdom >>>> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >It's not expensive these days & it works a treat. A mate at work reckons there is a good deal on at Aldi at the moment for a CCTV with either built in intercom or alarm. Quite configurable he reckons. Beeps, or switches your TV to the camera display. Signature+----------------------------------------------------------------+ | Pete Fisher at Home: Peter@ps-fisher.demon.co.uk | | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z | | Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" | +----------------------------------------------------------------+ >> CCTV is the answer, it got me my KTM back a few years ago. > > That was the first question the Police asked, was there any surveillance > camera ? Which they seem to rely on rather than some nice old fashioned 'onest policing. A chap I work with has CCTV at his gaff, and the cheeky f.ckers asked if he could swing it around a bit to capture a certain part of the street know to be a youth hangout. Next they'll be asking to lock-up crims in our spare bedrooms. 'Switters' wrote...> > A chap I work with has CCTV at his gaff, and the cheeky f.ckers asked if > he could swing it around a bit to capture a certain part of the street > know to be a youth hangout. "Yes, and the fee is £15 per hour of recorded footage, used or unused." Signaturefragmented Switters <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:Xns9B5D9208DC140swittersnospam@ 85.214.90.228: >>> CCTV is the answer, it got me my KTM back a few years ago. >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Next they'll be asking to lock-up crims in our spare bedrooms. Where do I sign up? They'd get the genuine shared cell experience here... Signaturewessie at tesco dot net BMW R1150GS > Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > ...well, someone else has had it off him. Nicked from his brother's > gaff. They cut through two chains to take it, too. > FFS. Why does every Yamaha trail-bike you sell get stolen? Hmmm? ;-) SignatureIvan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration, Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005 WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon) KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty". > Why does every Yamaha trail-bike you sell get stolen? Hmmm? > > ;-) Curses, rumbled. <Jettisons spare set of keys> Being serious, though, it's just dirt bikes, innit? The scrotes will walk past an R1, 10R, Beemer, MV, whatever, but grab any dirt bike they can because (a) they're usually small and light enough to be dragged away and (b) they can be bashed around off-road with no risk of being nicked. I mean it's not like they're being stolen and ringed: there's not much point in having a sophisticated ringing operation and using it for an £800 17 year-old bike. SignatureBMW K1100LT Ducati 750SS Yamaha XTZ660 Tenere Honda CB400F CB250N SH50 chateau dot murray at idnet dot com "What you're proposing to do will involve a lot of time and hassle for no tangible benefit." >> Just had a text from Donald Deasy. The XT600E he had off me... > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >;-) You mean he's been selling homing pigeons too?:) SignatureMick Whittingham 'and I will make it a felony to drink small beer.' William Shakespeare, Henry VI part 2. > You mean he's been selling *homing pigeons* too?:) Brilliant idea. Paging WUN, ...WUN to the Navigational Aids department please. SignatureI don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx |
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